Starting the morning
Part 3: Breakfast
(Everybody went to the lobby to get some breakfast since they got tired of room service. Rukia treated everybody to breakfast. Where does she get all of her money? Here is our story)
Ichigo: Rukia, where did you get all this money?
Rukia: What do you mean?
Ichigo: I mean... You just have all this money suddenly. Where did you get it?
Rukia: I hacked into your bank account and used all of your money to pay for it. You're in debt.
Ichigo: WHAT!!!??!
Rukia: Haha, just kidding Ichigo!
Ichigo: -runs off to an ATM machine to make sure-
Orihime: Rukia-chan, where did you get the money?
Rukia: Well, I-
Waitress: -comes by with few huge plates of food in each arm- Here is your stack of pancakes, with whip cream and a strawberry on top. And here is you bacon and eggs, extra bacon and eggs. And omelets with ketchup and… -holds a single plate- Pancakes with pickles, whip cream, ketchup, sprinkles and blueberry sauce on top…
Orihime: That's me!
Waitress: -hands out the plate- Have a good breakfast! –in head, "Who the fuck eats pancakes with that weird junk on it..?"-
Ichigo: -comes back after the money panic- Ok, you were telling the truth.
Rukia: Don't I always?
Ichigo: Not when you blamed Kon for leaving a tampon on my toilet seat…
Rukia: -blushes and slaps the table- KON WANTED TO BE A PERVERT AND STOLE IT, OK!?!?!
-Everybody around them stops eating and stares at them-
Rukia: -sweat drop- Umm… Sorry! Don't mind us! We are just a bit hungry! –Laughs nervously and give Ichigo the glare-
-Orihime and Chad chuckles to themselves-
Rukia: -was about to shout again but instead she kicks everyone under the table-
Orihime: Ow!
Chad: -hardly feels it- Hm?
Ichigo: Ah! -Holds shin since she kicked him the hardest-
Rukia: What? Is someone kicking someone? –She laughs innocently even though she is guilty-
Ichigo: Why you…
Orihime: Rukia-chan, where did you get the money?
Rukia: -slips some of her drink and clears her throat- I go around and sleep with the highest paid man in soul society and get 2/5 of their money.
-PAUSE-
Rukia: -laughs- Oh c'mon guys! I was joking!
Ichigo: …How do we know for sure…?
Rukia: You think I sleep around with some old geezer..?
Ichigo: It's possible…
Orihime: Umm... What is the REAL reason Rukia..?
Rukia: I get paid by Soul society and use a false bank account. Every shinigami has one incase they are in the real world and need to get something.
Chad: So, you basically get everything for free…
Rukia: No! We just give them IOU's.
Ichigo: That's basically what Chad said.
Rukia: -pours strawberry syrup on Ichigo's head- What was that, Strawberry?
Ichigo: I am not a freakin' Strawberry!
Rukia: Your name means strawberry, so now you are called strawberry. –pulls out a Strawberry costume out of nowhere and puts it on Ichigo- WEAR IT!!!
Ichigo: GAH!!! –He struggles and tries to escape.-
-Rukia successfully got the costume onto Ichigo. But, the bad thing is, it's stuck. So, Ichigo had to go almost 2 hours in public, looking like the strawberry he is.-
Ichigo: If there is a god, he hates me…
Orihime: No, Rukia hates you.