Starting the morning
Part 4:
In this chapter, Kenpachi somehow gets into the story. Let's just hope Strawberry…Ichigo can stay alive. Have fun reading.
-The group is going inside as they hide Ichigo in his strawberry costume, stuck on him. Orihime was in the bathroom during the whole time Ichigo was a strawberry.-
Ichigo: Rukia, I'm so going to kill you….
Rukia: It's not my fault your zipper doesn't work.
Ichigo: You are the one who forced it on me!
Rukia: Shut up, you fruit.
Orihime: -She walks out and finds Rukia and Chad. - Hey guys! What are you… -spots the giant strawberry- Gahhh!! -She pulls out two sporks and tackles Ichigo in his Strawberry costume- YOU'RE MINE!!
Ichigo: GAAAHH!! ORIHIME!! IT'S ME!! ICHIGO!! –He is now struggling hard while he avoids the Spork stabbings-
Orihime: I KNOW YOU ARE!! COME HERE STRAWBERRY!! – Stabs quickly like a homicidal maniac on crack. –
Ichigo: AHHH!! RUKIA!! DO SOMETHING!! –He screams and squirms furiously, trying escape from the plastic stabbings of his back. –
Rukia: Are you kidding? This is entertaining. –She sits back on a bench nearby and Chad joins her, watching the Spork stabbings. –
-Out of nowhere, a huge figure walks by and picks up Orihime.-
Orihime: Eh!? –Squirms in mid-air.-
Rukia: It can't be…!
Ichigo: -Looks up and his face goes pale- It's….
Kenpachi: Oi, why are you trying to kill Ichigo, woman? –He is holding Orihime by her belt with one finger-
Orihime: But…I want teh strawberry… -Sniffles-
Ichigo: -Looks up at her and bonks her on the head, leaving a bump on her head. – YOU DUMBASS!!
Orihime: AHH!!
Rukia: -Kicks Ichigo's stomach- YOU DON'T HIT GIRLS!!
Chad: -Punches Ichigo's face-
Ichigo: -Recoils and holds his bloody nose- WHAT WAS THAT FOR CHAD!?
Chad: I forget…
Kenpachi: -Has the blank look on his face, staring at the four. - ….Freaks…
Ichigo: -He looks up at Kenpachi and points at him- FREAK!? YOU'RE THE FREAK HERE!
Kenpachi: Do you see me in a fruit costume, Fruit?
Ichigo: -Has a huge vein on his forehead, pulsating. - It was Rukia's doing…
Kenpachi: What? Were you guys role playing out your sexual fantasies and you got stuck?
Rukia and Ichigo: WHAT!?
Rukia: I CAN'T BE WITH HIM!! HE'S GAY!! (Look in the 2nd chapter)
Ichigo: AM NOT!!
Kenpachi: -He sighs- I'm surprised that you guys didn't break your heads yet from all of the shouting… -He puts down Orihime- Now Ichigo, let's fight.
Ichigo: Wha!? Why!?
Kenpachi: Because it's fun.
Ichigo: Don't you have any other talents?
Kenpachi: Hmm… -He remembers way back when he was a lil lad. He remembers when he was in the carnivals and won every knitting contest in Soul Society- …No.
Ichigo: Why not knitting?
Kenpachi: Wha!? What are you..!
Ichigo: I saw it in your flash back.
Rukia: Damn… Wait till all the captains hear this!
Kenpachi: Do it Rukia, I'll tell your brother about your "bunny."
Rukia: Uuh… What are you talking about? I wasn't going to tell anyone! Yup! No one!
Kenpachi: Ok, now. Ichigo! Let's fight!
Ichigo: I can't in this…
Kenpachi: Too bad! –He goes into his shinigami form and slashes at Ichigo-
Ichigo: -Avoids slightly but it cuts the costume instead- YES! I'M FREE!!
Rukia: Damn!
Ichigo: Now, let's end this!
-Ichigo and Kenpachi go all out over Tokyo, everyone either getting killed from the missed shots of high powered spirit attacks or completely obliterated from existence-
Well, I hope you liked it. I didn't put much effort into it but yeah. See you laterz!