[The town square is being set up for a festival. Lorelai and Mia walks toward Taylor, who is in an electric wheelchair giving orders to people.]
TAYLOR: Watch those streamers! And not too much red near that tree light touch, light touch, light touch.
''Hey Taylor, how s the leg?'' Lorelai asks him as they walk up to him
''Hey Taylor is this where the mosh pit starts?'' Lorelai asks him
''Well hello Lorelai, Mia So what do you think of the band? Pretty big city don t you think?'' Taylor aks them
''Nice to see you Taylor oh just look at that leg'' Mia says
''It s just fine really'' Taylor says
''Still haven t found out who put that banana peel on your doorstep huh?'' she asks him
''No but I have a list of suspects'' he tell's her
''Mm you sure do and I do'' Lorelai says
''What?'' Taylor says
''What? I m agreeing with you They are smokin!'' Lorelai says
''I do not care for that sarcastic tone Lorela'' Taylor says
''Well. . .uh. . .no, I m being nice here!'' Lorelai says
''You have an opinion on everything nothing is ever up to your standards'' Taylor says
''That is not true I m sure these guys are all great barbers'' Lorelai says
''I don t even know why I bother'' Taylor says and leave's
''You finally found a way to fill September, didn t ya?'' Lorelai asks him
''This is gonna be a very exciting day I m really gonna go all out for this I even think you ll be impressed'' Taylor says
''Really even me?'' Lorelai asks him
''Yes-sir-ee, mini-me I did not put the word madness in the title for nothing This place is goning be crazy, wild food, games, we ve even got a band coming all the way from New York!'' Taylor says excitedly
''New York that s just nuts!'' Lorelai says
''And wait til you see the banner I ordered it s gonna make every other banner we ve ever had look downright embarrassing'' Taylor says
''Taylor, you re on fire'' Lorelai says
''Oh, I love this banner!'' Taylor says
''I can t wait to see it'' Lorelai says
A girl walk's by Taylor
''Uh, excuse me, uh, young lady. . .young lady? You know I m talking to you. The blonde woman with the ribbons, please slow down. I m in a wheelchair, young lady, I can t run after you'' Taylor says so she hear's him
'' hey do you sometime's think that this town is crazy or is it just me?'' Lorelai asks Mia
''I do'' Mia says
''come on this is going to be fun'' Lorelai says and link's her arm through Mia's
The girl's go into the festival