Ice here! It's finally the fifth chapter of Fire and Ice!

I hope you've enjoyed the story so far because if you did you're just going to love the odd twists and turns that Fire and I bring to this story. (seriously we have no time to collaborate so there is no story plan when we switch off)

by the way i like the word smite, that has no relevance to the story what-so-ever i just wanted to let you know....

that aside...lets get on with the show.

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"Shiny? Where's Cooro and Senri" Jackie asked

"Huh i thought they were with you" Shiny replied innocently

"they weren't!" Jackie said loudly

"this can't be good..." Shiny murmured then her ears pricked up "I think i hear Cooro, this way"

"that's useful" Lily said quietly

Shiny led the way towards where she heard Cooro, witch just happened to be the kitchen (they are in a cafe after all). Where Senri and Keinchiro were talking about cooking and Cooro was looking for apples.

"Oh so there you two are" Jackie said "that was really anti-climactic"

"Yeah it was " Shiny and Lily agreed

as Husky entered the room he said "can't the author come up with anything better for a suspenseful chapter than Cooro and Senri being in the kitchen"

"I'm right here you know" Ice shouted

"oh thats right..." he said thinking again about being mean to the author, he didn't want a repeat of chapter four

"what i don't get a 'Hi how's it going' no 'what's up'" Ice continued

"uh...Hi, what's up" Husky said awkwardly

"thank you" Ice said

"do I get no acknowledgment you say 'Hi' to her but not me you meanie" Fire said "I'll smite you"

Husky fell over as though he had been hit by a giant invisible firetruck, as he got up he said "ow,"

After a few long awkward moments it finally sunk in "There are two of them now!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!"

"yup"

"Pretty much"

"oh great, I'm gonna die, I am definitely going to die" Husky said with a panicked look on his face

"Oh don't worry we're not going to kill you (yet)" Ice said calmly not saying the yet but seeing as there was no plan for where the story might go so there actually was a chance that Husky might die

"yeah"

"see Husky you have nothing to worry about" Starr said after a few moments

"yeah the authors switch off every chapter so you shouldn't have to worry, they won't be here at the same time very often" Shiny stated

"true.... Speaking of which FIRE GET OUT OF MY CHAPTER!!!!!!!" Ice said calmly pushing Fire out

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ok i know that chapter was crap but thats what you get (when you let your heart win) when you have me board with absolutely no plan

so until next time:

eat soap

mind your manners

read stuff

blow up mcdonalds

quote things

and smite people