Ekari: ok, here's a reply to a very "kind" review we recieved.
TBP: young'uns better close their ears.
Ekari:
to "ekari is retarded" Ok, if you're gonna review, at least have the balls to actually sign in and leave a signed review. If not, fuck off, asshole. If you know sooo much about writing, then why don't you put some stories on, and i can pull faces and trash your stories. Damn! thanks to you, The rating for this chap has to go up to either k+ or Teen . Garr!!!
TBP...what she said. only without all the F-bombs.
Ekari: And another thing!...
TBP: ((gags ekari)) That's enough, we don't want to have to go to 'M', so on with lucky chapter 13!
Chapter 13
"Lets put some distance between us and this island, and head out for open seas." Gibbs said as Pintel and Ragetti draped Jack's coat on Jack's shoulders.
"Weren't they those guys who called Elizabeth poppet in the last movie?" Janice whispered to Megan
"Yeah, but they're good now. Trust me." Megan said
"Yes to the first, yes to the second, but only so much as to keep to the shallows as much as possible." Jack said, glancing at the two who gave him coat.
"That seems to be contradictory captain." Gibbs said
"I have every faith in navigational skills Master Gibbs, now where is that monkey, I need to shoot something." Jack said. Just then, Ragetti's eye fell from above. Jack readied his pistol as Ragetti knelt down to get his eye. Will took this moment to confront the pirate, Emily following the blacksmith closely.
"Jack." he said
"Ah." Jack said
"Elizabeth is in danger." Will said, continuing.
"Have you ever considered keeping a more watchful eye on her? Maybe you should lock her up somewhere." Jack said, walking up to the helm.
"She is locked up, you crazy pirate! And my friend Cheyenne is, too!" Emily yelled
"Cheyenne is locked up too? Well, that stinks. She's the most sane person in our crazy group."
"Not only that, but they're both bound to hang for helping you." Will said, looking from Janice to Jack.
"I don't get why Chey has to hang." Megan said
"Me neither." Emily said
"Ditto." Janice added
"There comes a time when one must take responsibility for one's mistakes." Jack aid. Will was frustrated and grabbed Megan's sword, holding it up to Jack's neck.
"Hey!" Megan said, slightly outraged that it was her sword used for threatening.
"I need that compass of yours Jack. I must trade it for their freedom." Will said, his voice deadly.
"Wow. Now I'm scared of him." Janice said, moving behind Gibbs who was standing at the helm.
"Cool." Emily whispered, a smile on her face. Jack gently pushed the sword aside and stood by Gibbs.
"Mr. Gibbs." He said
"Captain?" Gibbs said
"We have a need to travel up river." Jack said. Gibbs' expression turned to something along the lines of... panicky.
"By 'need,' d'you mean a... trifling need, uh, fleeting, as in say in a passing fancy?" Gibbs said with a hopeful smile.
"No, a... resolute and unyielding need." Jack said. Gibbs's smile drooped as he turned the wheel slightly
"Why doesn't Gibbs want to go up the river?" Janice asked
"What is down the river?" Emily asked. They looked to Megan to see her back turned.
"Megan..." Emily said, "If it's more cannibals, I swear I'll make sure you're what's for dinner tonight, not beef!"
"Emily, Janice, SSSH!!!! Gotta watch the movie, or else you'll get lost!" she whispered. She looked to Will and Jack who were looking at her oddly. Megan gave a sheepish smile.
"Don't mind me. Continue!" she said. Jack and Will loked at each other, and did continue.
"What we need to do is make sail for Port Royal with all haste." Will said
"William... I shall trade you the compass, if you will help me... to find this." Jack said, pulling out the drawing of the key.
"The key." Megan said in a low, creepy voice. Janice and Emily glanced at Megan who gave a shrug and a look that said, 'What?' before turning to the two pirates.
"You want me and Emily to find this?" Will asked, pointing at the picture.
"No. You want you and Emily to find this. Because the finding this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating and your discovering the detecting of a way to save Emily's mate and your dolly belle ol'... what's-her-face. Savvy?" Jack said, smiling.
"... What?" Janice asked slowly. Will took the picture and passed it to Emily, who looked at it skeptically.
"Is this really going to save Chey and Liz?" she asked
"How much do you two know about Davy Jones?" Jack asked
"A bit." Megan said
"Not much." Will said
"Nothing." Emily said, shaking her head.
"Yeah, it's gonna save Cheyenne and Elizabeth." Jack said. Then he looked at Emily. More specificly, he looked at her shoulder that still had the arrow sticking out of it.
"You need that removed, Emily... It is Emily, right?"
"Yeah." Emily said. She craned her neck around to look at the arrow. It was almost a foot long with its inch long arrow head stuck in her shoulder.
"Huh, I don't feel it that much any more." Emily said
"I think we should remove that Emily." Will said, gently taking her hand and leading her to Jack's cabin.
He's holding my hand!!! Emily thought with glee, smiling like an idiot. She sat down on what she presumed what was Jack's bed as Megan came in and snuck up behind Will.
"Boo!" she said. He quickly turned around, pulling out the sword he sheathed.
"Cool it Will, it's just me. And give me my sword back!" Megan said, grabbing her sword and putting it back on her belt.
"Sorry I took it without your permission." Will said
"Eh, it's okay." Megan said. Will then moved up to Emily and looked at the arrow and the wound.
"I'll need to get some bandages." Will said before leaving, leaving the two friends alone.
"It looks so wierd." Megan said, standing across from the redhead.
"You know what else looks wierd? The big puffball you call 'hair'." Emily shot back with a smile.
"Least my face isn't covered in freckles." Megan said, smiling all the same. "I feel like I just want to yank that thing out." Emily put a protective hand on her shoulder arrow.
"It'll hurt." Emily said
"You don't feel it now, so you might not feel it when I pull it out. I'll take it out qiuckly and painlessly." Megan said reaching for the arrow.
"No!" Emily jumped up and began circling Megan to avoid her. "It'll hurt, I will scream, and I'm sure you don't want to be de-" Emily was cut off when a rag was stuffed in her mouth and Megan grabbed onto the arrow.
"We just need something to get your mind off of the arrow being pulled out..." Megan said, tugging the arrow to recieve gasps of pain from her friend. Then Will came through the door, a confused look smacked onto his face.
"Megan? What are you doing to Emily?" he asked
"Will?" Emily said as best she could with the rag in her mouth. Megan found her chance. With a swift jerk, she pulled the arrow out and ran away.
"MOTHER -!!!" She heard Emily scream before running through the door. She stopped and leaned against the door, smiling at the arrow she held in her hand.
"That was fun." she said. Then she threw the arrow into the ocean and moved on.
Thunder: See, that wasn't so bad wa--((sees chair empty)) Uh oh. She's loose! ((runs into a corner behind overturned table)) While I'm hiding from Ekari, review ple-
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