Pulling up to the strip club, Jordan, Sara and Catherine was surprised to find that the VIP room had been reserved for them.

"I talked to Sam, told her that no bachelorette party was complete without a stripper or two so she made arrangements for me." Lily explained.

Jordan was surprised that her seemingly innocent friend had gone to such lengths.

As they walked through the masses of people, Sara leaned in to whisper in Catherine's ear, "Does this bring back some old memories?" Catherine's only response was to elbow her coworker in the ribs. "What?" Sara became defensive, "It was an honest question!"

The women followed the VIP host up the stairs to their private room. As they walked inside, Sara was slightly disappointed to find that the room was full of only male strippers. 'Oh well, I have Catherine to look at tonight and that is really all I need,' she thought to herself as she took a seat.

The girls laughed and drank while multiple men came in and out of their private suite to dance for them. Sara and Jordan shared stories of their friendship which allowed Catherine and Lily to learn more about their friends then they ever thought possible.

"Alright! Alright!" Lily said as she attempted the stand up, she along with everyone else was definitely on the verge of being drunk, "It's time for the best part of the night." Finally standing to her feet she reached into her purse and pulled out a stack of dollar bills. Waving the stack of money in front of Jordan's face she stated, "Lap dance time!"

"Oh no!" Jordan groaned while Catherine and Sara cheered from their seats next to her, "Yay!" "Woo hoo!"

As if on cue a new dancer entered the room. He took a chair from the table and set it in the center of the room before crossing to Jordan and taking her hand. He led her back to the chair where he motioned for her to sit before he started his routine.

"Don't you think he looks a bit like Woody?" Catherine asked drunkenly.

Sara responded with a slur, "She is so drunk right now that she probably thinks he is Woody!"

The 3 women continued to giggle together as they watched their soon to be married friend continue to stick dollar bills in the dancer's g-string. Soon the song was over and Jordan looked over to her friends with a giant smile on her face, "Whose next ladies?"

Sara laughed as she took a sip of drink, "I think that we all know that the male strippers are not my thing!"

"What about you Catherine? Are you going to let this beautiful male body go to waste?" Jordan asked as she ran her hand down the dancer's arm.

"Actually, I prefer female dancers. I find them much more," she searched for the word, "Sensual."

"You seem as if you are speaking from experience." Lily said poking the blonde in the ribs.

Catherine took a long drink from her martini before stating, "Well, I used to be one so I guess you could say that I am."

"You used to be a stripper?" Jordan asked a little more enthusiastically then she usually would have. All of the alcohol she had consumed was really starting to hit her.

"Yep," was all Catherine said as she nodded her head.

"Well then get on up here lady and show us how it's done!" The ME giggled.

"I don't think that they would really like that if I did it here. They pay the dancers to do that, not the customers maybe when we get back to the hotel though!" Catherine couldn't believe that she had actually just suggested that. How much had she really had to drink?

"Well then," Sara jumped in trying to push the thought of Catherine stripping out of her head so that she didn't end up embarrassing herself, "I think that leaves you Lily!"

"What? No!" The grief counselor tried to hide herself in her drink.

"Yep! Come on Lil!" Jordan said as she pulled her friend over to the chair that was still in the middle of the room. "You planned this. It was all your idea so it is only fair that you get a dance too!"

The three women laughed hysterically as they watched their friend begin to blush profusely as the dancer led Lily to the chair in the middle of the room and begin his routine.


They stayed at the strip club for a few more hours – while Jordan and Lily enjoyed a few more lap dances from other men – before heading back to the Montecito.

"So where is Woody tonight?" Sara asked as the 4 women entered Jordan's hotel suite.

"He's out with Danny and some of his friends. He is supposed to stay with him tonight. I think they might have even invited some of your guys from the crime lab."

"Nick did say something about going out tonight." Catherine said as she sat down on the couch.

Sara and Lily took sat down along side her while Jordan mysteriously disappeared into the bedroom. It wasn't too long before they heard hip hop music being blared loudly from the other room.

"How's this Catherine?" Jordan asked as she reentered the room.

"For what?" The blonde asked.

Jordan answered simply, "For your striptease."

"My what?!" All the women giggled at the blonde's response.

"Catherine, I might be drunk, but I do remember you saying something about how you used to be a stripper and how you would show us how it is really done." Jordan told her as she dragged a chair to the center of the room just like they had done in their VIP suite.

"You don't have to take your clothes off just show us your moves. That is…if you even have any anymore." The ME provoked.

"Oh, honey, I can assure you that I have the moves I just don't know if you would be able to handle it." The CSI teased as the stood up and pushed the brunette towards the chair.

"Well, that's the thing. I have had so many lap dances tonight but there is one person here that has not had any and I just don't think that is fair so I think it should be her turn." Jordan said as the turned to the other brunette in the room.

The look on Sara's face said two things – to the average on looker it read as surprise or shock but to Jordan it read, 'I am going to kill you for doing this.'

Catherine didn't seem to mind the slight change in plans, "What do you say Sidle, you game?"

"She doesn't have a choice," Jordan said answering for her friend, "I will strap her to the chair if I have to but I know that she would enjoy that too much."

Catherine raised an eyebrow as her coworker began to blush at her friend's comment – she would definitely need to find out more about that later.

"Come on Sara, your turn!" Lily chimed in as she pulled the woman to her feet and pushed her towards the chair.

As Sara sat down in the chair she prayed that she would be able to control herself while having the object of affection dancing all over her. She shot Jordan an evil glare as Catherine began to circle behind her, walking to the beat of the music. The ME just giggled as she and the grief counselor took a seat on the couch and exchanged a high 5.

Sara's world began to fade away as Catherine began to dance in front of her. She bit her lip as the blonde began to sway in front of her. Her breasts were eye level with Sara's face just begging her to stare at them. Sara could only hope that she wasn't drooling. All bets were off though when the blonde dancer brought her perfectly manicured fingers up to her chest and began to undo a few buttons to reveal a flesh colored bra. If you just glanced at it, it didn't look like she was wearing a bra at all.

Sara bit back a moan as Catherine moved forward and straddled her lap. She wanted to touch her but she knew that she shouldn't. She was tempted to sit on her hands in order to stop herself. Catherine however could somehow sense the younger woman's dilemma. She very slowly brought her hands up to the brunette's shoulders before running them down her arms and taking hold of her hands. She brought her coworkers hands up to her own hips where she put them before placing her own hands on the back of Sara's neck.

Catherine could tell that the leggy woman was enjoying the show that she was putting on as she continued to grind their hips together. She had been rotating between running her hands along Sara's arms, running her fingers through her hair and pressing her breasts closer to her face.

Just as the song was about to end and just as Catherine knew that Sara would not be able to take it any longer, Catherine leaned in and ran her tongue along the edge of Sara's ear and whispered in a husky voice, "Take me home."


I know that a lot of people were excited to see that our favorite characters were taking a trip to the strip club...I hope that my chapter lived up to what you wanted it to be! Let me know! :)