A?N: Had a random thought earlier... What if Mrs. Jones ran out of peppermints? And went through withdrawals? And hence, this was born. Enjoy!


Dear Mrs. Jones,

I need the paperwork concerning the most recent Johnson mission, as soon as possible.

Sincerely,

Mr. Blunt

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Dear Mr. Blunt,

I am holding your paperwork ransom for a sum of 10,000 peppermints in installments of 1000 peppermints a week.

Bring the first installment to my office by 8:00 am tomorrow, or the paperwork pays.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Jones


The End.

P.S. I don't own any characters associated with the Alex Rider series, or the series itself. Just the books.