Chp. 5
Emmett's POV
"Hey yo you bastard why'd you just flip a fucking burd at me?" Edward asked me.
"Bitch, you seriously need to lay off of trying to be a pimp," I responded.
"Well, I'm not the one who iz hanging out with that prude Rosalie, or as I used to call her, Hosalie".
"You called her WHAT??!!"
"Yeah you heard me. I thought she was a slut but when I came onto her, she just froze".
"She froze because she didn't wanna be in bed with a gay pimp like you".
"Oh yeah? Well, at least I'm not checking out your 'little sister' Alice like that fucking addict over there".
"You know what, you mother fucker?! I don't think she would even want to give you the time of day," Jasper suddenly interjected.
"Seriously. I would rather she hang out with Jasper than a asshole like you!"
*******Off to the Side**********
"Gawd boys are so stupid," Rose said to Alice.
"Seriously," Alice responded.
"Oh, wait I hate you," Rosalie said to Alice.
"Yeah. And I hate you too," Alice said.
"You know, Jasper is nothing more than an addict. He only wants you because you are a prissy prep".
"And Emmett only wants you because he feels sorry for you".
"Bitch, you don't wanna hear what I have to say. You'd be in therapy for a year".
"Let's go back to ignoring each other".
"Yeah. Let's".
****back to the fight brewing*********
"Okay, you know what you fucking asshole of a gay pimp? You are about to get it!!" Emmett said.
"No!! Don't do it Emmett! You don't wanna be in here again next Saturday do you?" Rosalie asked me.
"That is so true. Though, Edward, seriously if you try and hook up with my boo again, you will end up in the dumpster with a condom on *alice inserts earplugs* your head that says 'use me' on it."
"fine," and Edward walked off to sit down again next to a very frightened Isabella who was rocking back and forth and hyperventilating.
Rosalie's POV
"Bella, chill out. You're not gonna get in anymore trouble no w suck it up or I am gonna pummel you," I said through my teeth. Bella immediately sat up, took out Little Women and started reading.
"Gawd, there is no need to be so mean. I mean she is like probably scared out of her mind, since she has to deal with a fight going on!" Alice said to me.
"No. she is scared because she doesn't want her dear old dad knowing why she is in detention. I promised he would never know the real reason. But, if she doesn't chillax, Charlie will know aaaaaaallll about it," I explained.
"Yeah. And? You should chill. She's not hurting anyone".
"Yeah whatever. If you don't stop getting up in my face with your stupid prissy attitude, you are gonna end up getting your face exfoliated on the street outside".
"Rosalie. Chill. I don't think that you should fight now. I don't wanna spend next Saturday without you," Emmett breathed in my ear.
I took a deep breath. "Okay. But the only reason I'm not fighting is because I don't wanna be alone next Saturday".
"Thank you," Emmett whispered.
"Awwww. Is Emmett trying to help his widdl siter out???" Edward asked in this stupid baby talk voice.
"You know what you perverted little asshole? Emmett is trying to help us out. And yes, Alice that means I am sticking up for you. Even though you are a snot nosed- little priss. I hate The fuckng pimp way more".
"I feel the same way."
"So you want to kick his ass?"
"Sure as long as it's off school property, I don't feel like another detention, especially without Emmett".
"Oh yeah that's fine".
"Sweet". Edward had gone to sit and look at that porno he had. I felt my phone vibrate.
So wen iz this bg fight goin down?
#1 quarterback
Probly Monday. Tomorrow iz all bout u nd me *grin*
rebel roser
Ok. Good 2 no
#1 quarterback
Sweet.
Ttyl
Luv u
rebel roser