Booth hung up the phone before Brennan would say anything else. He looked at the costume layed out before him on his bed and pondered.
"How the hell am I going to put this on?" Booth thought outloud. He picked up the black leather tights and struggled to put them on. He put one leg in and the other one was trying to find the entry. He fiddled with it until he fell, hit his head on the closet door, and landed on his ass.
He grinded his teeth and kept telling himself, "Bones is worth it. Bones is worth it!"
Bones found her best friend, Angela Montenegro, dancing with her fiance, Jack Hodgins, at the party.
"Sweetie!" Angela screeched as she saw Bones.
"Hi, Ange. Have you seen Booth?" Bones asked.
"No, sorry, Sweetie. Why? You haven't seen him?" Ange asked.
"No. I talked to him just now, but he hung up on me." Bones frowned.
"Ooh. Cold." Hodgins chuckled. Bones and Brennan glared at him. Hodgins winced.
"Um. I mean, 'Ooh. Cold'." He said it again, but this time, he said it with a somber look.
Bones sighed and shrugged. "I guess I'll go look for Zach. I'll be back."
She looked around and found Zach, but he wasn't alone. A drunken Cam was holding his hands up in the air and making him dance. Bones guessed it was a type of dance, but she didn't know since Cam was making Zach move sluggishly and falling all ovet the place.
"Doctor Saroyian, I think you should sit down--" She heard Zach say.
"No. No. No, Zach-A-Roni! I want to dance! Come on, Zach-A-Roni! Do the "mac n' cheese"!" Cam pulled poor Zach up and down and to the sides, using his arms.
Bones frowned. 'Booth would've laughed if he saw this. What is it with that man!? Where is he?' Bones began to miss him and decided to hide away to the Jeffersonian's balcony that was on the floor above the party floor.
She looked up at the stars and sighed, leaning on her elbows. The balcony was old and Bones didn't know why Goodman hadn't replaced it. She could feel it wobble beneath her elbows.
Booth looked at himself before entering the party. He couldn't believe that the costume came with actual Batman equiptment. A rope with a metal bat tightly to the end of the rope was secure on Booth's belt, but was hidden with the cape. He had his gun in a holster next to the rope and his badge and Jeffersonian card in his one of the belt cases.
Booth went in and didn't see Bones. He saw Angela dressed as a sexy maid and Hodgins dressed as a pirate. Zach was wearing a horse's ass (not a cow's) and he was dancing with a drunken vampire who was Cam. Booth laughed at the idea of a sexy maid making out with a pirate and a horse's ass dancing with a vampire. He decided not to go near them. He didn't want them to know that he was wearing tights and what fun would Halloween be by then?
Booth looked out and noticed that there was a balcony. He stepped out and looked up. He saw a beautiful female superhero above the balcony. She looked lonely and bored. Booth smiled and decided to have fun with her.