Shibara1310 enters, with her book, into the empty room where the lonesome chair lay in the center in the darkness…How creepy, the young girl thought as she tip toed gently and slowly across the hardwood floor and sat in the chair. Suddenly, the spot light shown.
Shibara: Hello to all! I am back with another chapter! And I hope you remember our wonderful guests…this time, yes, Kadaj will be in here. That spoiled brat…
FanGirls: WE HATE YOU!
Shibara: Shut the ---- up. Anyways, back to my manners…Today we have something special planned! As the characters help me with my sanity, we plan a big event! Hope you enjoy this chapter.
Disclaimer: Shibara1310 does not own Final Fantasy VII, the characters, Picachu, or anything else in here, except for herself and her imagination.
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Sexy Turkey!
Shibara, excited: GUESS WHAT?!?!?!?!
Zack blinks, obviously confused: Um…what?
Shibara: I found my Picachu!
Shibara cuddles the yellow mouse like creature and Zack glares at it suspiciously.
Picachu: Pica-chuuuu!!!!
Cloud: Bless you.
Zack: It didn't sneeze.
Cloud: Oh…
Aeris: It's sooooooooo cute! Awee!
Aeris scratches under the chin of Picachu, if he even has one. Picachu takes a bite out of her hand.
Aeris: OW! That-
Shibara: Don't insult Picachu or I'll send Sephy to kill you again!
Sephiroth apparently does not like his new nick name and glares at Shibara.
Zack: Let's change the subject. What was so important about waking up in the middle of the night? There better be a damn good reason!
Shibara: Don't you dare get cocky with me, sir!
Zack cowers and sighs: Sorry…it's just that Aeris broke up with me!
Shibara gives Aeris a death glare: WHAT?!?!?!
Aeris rubs her ears: Could you yell any louder? And yes! Me and Cloud are going out now!
Shibara: First of all, the correct term is 'Cloud and I', you ill-mannered, rude, zincous!
Aeris: Excuse me?
Shibara: I dunno…but anyways, Picachu attack!
Picachu: PICACHU ROAR!!!!!!!!!
Aeris runs away.
Shibara: Don't worry! She'll be back in the next chapter!
Zack: Boo…
Cloud: Phew…
Zack threatens Cloud with his fist.
Shibara: Now boys! It's her fault! Not Cloud's!
Cloud: Yeah, buster!
Shibara: As for you, young man, you have to give me piggy back rides and be my personal chocobo for the day!
Cloud: What the hell?
Shibara: Not today…but yeah!
Cloud:….
Zack grins micheviously: So, anyways, the main thing is…?
Shibara hugs Picachu: Oh yeah! We're all going to hold a Thanksgiving play!
Sephiroth: And what exactly is the point?
Shibara hits him across the head with her book: Because! We need to somehow celebrate the meaning of Thanksgiving! Which is giving thanks unto the High Almighty! And for others…just giving thanks about what you have….and helping others…
Sephiroth:…..
Shibara: Jerk.
Sephiroth: Bitch.
Shibara: PHSYCOPATHIC FREAKING BASTARD!!!!!!!!!
Silence…..
Shibara: I need a Mountain Dew…
Reno: No, yo, it's like, 3 in the morning, yo…
Shibara: Like, whatever, yo, I need to keep myself up!
Enter Kadaj with his sexy emo hairstyle. FanGirls: SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Kadaj looks frightened for a second.
Shibara: Don't worry, they can't hurt you. They exist outside of my mind.
Kadaj sneers: Oh….drat….
Genesis: Pssh, yeah, like they would go after you….
Kadaj: Why ever not!?!?!
Genesis: Well, you're uh, kinda girly looking, yeah?
Shibara: Hear, hear…
Kadaj: I resent that!
Sephiroth: Well, it's true…
Yuffie holds onto Sephiroth's arm: Yeah! Nyuk nyuk!
Kadaj groans: Whatever…
Shibara: yeah! Besides, I rather have a handsome man than a sexy one…
Shibara stares at Genesis and Genesis nervously giggles, scratching the back of his head.
Kadaj: Ha! So you admit I'm sexy?
Shibara: Oh gross! Go away, you fog!
Kadaj: What's a fog?
Shibara: It's a name my friend came up with, you fraplester!
Kadaj:….what?
Shibara sighs: A fog is a fag and a dog combined and a fraplester is a fag, rapist molester.
Everyone: ………O.o…….
Shibara: What?
Reno: Heh, that's actually kinda funny, zutto…
Genesis: Well, anyways, who's playing who in the play?
Shibara reaches in her pocket and grabs a list: Ah yes…let me say it out loud for all to hear! Wait…where's Vincent?
Zack: I don't know…
Vincent: Here I am…
Shibara: Oh good! Now…Read carefully, my dearly beloved readers! This won't be a play totally…based…on the real story….heh…well, Sephiroth will be playing the main pilgrim dude, Aerith will play his wife…
Cloud: Hey!
Zack: Grumble…
Shibara: Anyways, Zack will play the other pilgrim dude, Cloud will be a random Indian, Vincent will be the head chief, since he's freaky looking…
Vincent:…..
Shibara: Kadaj will be the Indian boy, and me and Genesis will be the people who set the table as a happy couple!
Genesis: ….whatever….
Shibara sighs sadly: Anyways, I won't get my hopes up. Now, there will be no costumes, it's just an example of Thanksgiving! TOADSTOOLS!!!!!
All:…….
Zack: Are you on drugs?
Shibara slaps him: No! I was in a random moment…anyways, Kadaj will be in charge of getting the turkey!
Kadaj: Why?
Shibara: Because I said so. Cloud will get the materials for the Indian headdresses.
Cloud: I thought you said no costumes.
Shibara:…well, we have to determine who's playing what, now isn't that right?
Cloud:…
Zack:…
Reno and Yuffie look confused.
Yuffie: Hey! What about us?
Shibara slaps her forehead: Oh yeah! You guys get to tell the story! Well, actually…you two can be the Indian kids who tell the story…
Reno: Yeah…zutto…
Shibara: I think Puss in Boots is a sexier version of Garfield.
Genesis: ……what the ----?
Shibara: Was that outloud?
Genesis: It sounded like it…
Shibara: Oh….sorry….it's just that you remind me of Puss in Boots from Shrek!
Zack snickers. Shibara glares at him.
Genesis: Why?
Shibara: Because you sound like Puss in Boots who lived in Mexico for a few weeks, dressed up as Dracula for Halloween in a drunken manner.
All: O.o….
Cloud: Actually, yeah he does…
Shibara: Now...WHERE'S MY SPECIAL K CEREAL?!?!?!
Everybody:……..
Shibara: Well?!?!
Zack: I swear to God it wasn't me!
Cloud: I don't eat that crap.
Sephiroth: I don't eat at all.
Yuffie: I only eat candy! Nyuk nyuk nyuk! MATERIA!
Reno: I don't even know what that is…
Vincent:…
Aeris from the distance: I don't like cereal!
Kadaj:…..ignores Shibara and the threatening Picachu…
Shibara: Picachu sic 'im!
Picachu: PICA---CHUUUU!!!!!!! –sneeze-
Zack: wow….it really did sneeze this time…
Picachu: ROAR!!!!!!
Kadaj runs off along with Aeris. Shibara rubs her chin and huggles Picachu: They make a cute couple…I wonder…
Cloud slaps Shibara. Genesis slaps Cloud. Zack punches Genesis. Shibara reacts quickly.
Shibara: Cloud, you bitch! Aw, thanks, Genesis, and Zack….you haven't seen the worst of me…
Zack: Uh oh…
Shibara thinks twice on it: Well, that's it for today! In chapter three we'll have the play! Which isn't really a play…but yeah!
Zack chuckles nervously.
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Next chapter:
Thanksgiving play gone bad.
Note: No, I was not on drugs…or anything….I was just tired and hyper. .