Team Blondie
by
French NaruHina
Chapter 2 : First day of school part 2
The newest additons to the class reached their seats betwen the two youngest (and shortest) menbers of said class, where Roxas addressed the orange wearing ninja in trainning "Hi, may I have your name ?"
Flashing his trademark grin the youger blond declaimed "I'm Naruto Uzumaki, and I gonna be Hokage one day !"
"Nice to meet you Naruto-san, and thanks for earlier."
"No problem, just prove them wrong. With Hinata help I'm sure you'll be kick-ass ninja in no time. Can you just drop the honorific, i'm not used to them ?"
"Sure" then Naruto shook hands with bothe Naminé and Roxas. Meanwhile Hinata was slowly processing the indirest praise from Naruto, a light blush gracing her cheeks "Does that means he think I'm kick-ass too ?"
"Hinataaa-san ?" she was pulled out of her daydream by Roxas hand waving in front of her eyes.
"S-sorry, I w-wasn't paying a-attention"
"That's okay, Roxas-kun was just trying to thank you for accepting to help us."
"It's n-nothing, r-really..."
"It' something for us so thanks anyway."
As the lesson began all four turned their attention to the front where Iruka was lecturing about the foundation of the village. Well, all four exept Naruto who wasn't so interrested in History, too much boring facts, not enough action, so he decided to take a closer look at his new classmates's outfit. Naminé was wearing a white t-shirt with baby blue vertical stripe on each side, a pair of navy blue capri pants and blue ninja sandals; Roxas outfit consisted of a black sleeveless shirt, beige cargo pants and a pair of ninja sandals (twilight outfit without the jacket).His inspection being shorter than what he originally though, Naruto decide to take a nap until lunch.
"Naruto, wake up. The class is over." mumbling he opened his eyes to Roxas's face. The older boy promptly scolded him "you shouldn't sleep during class, it won't do you any good... but I wanted to ask you : Hinata-san, Nami-chan and I will lunch together, wanna join us ?" these words made Naruto freeze on place, someone actually invited HIM of all people to share a meal, he understood this school year took a turn for the very best...
"Count me in !!!"
"Great, we should go, the girls won't wait forever..." before he could event notice what was happening Roxas found himself dragged at an insane speed toward the school yard.
The four were eating riceballs under a tree laughing occasionaly from a joke Naruto broke. Naminé suddenly whispered something into Roxas ear, he nodded and asked Naruto
"Can I ask you a sometking personnal ?" receiving a nod from hi fellow blond he continued "Is there someone you like ?" At this, Naruto automatically responded :
"Of course, I like Sakura-chan !" Hinata face fell "Why does it have to hurt so much each time he say that ?"
Seeing the distress the young Hyuga's eyes Naminé quickly inquired "Why do you like her ? For what I've seen she's always mean to you..." "Yeah, but sh's noot like any other girl, she's outstanding..." Hinata was close to tears at that point "... I mean, did you see her forehead ? The thing is HUGE..." he opened his arms wide for emphasis "... and those pink hair, Did you ever seen someone with pink hair before ? And she's always screaming and hitting people ! If I go out whith her the villagers will be forced to look at me." Silence ensued, each other menber of the group made a perfect imitation of a goldfish for nearly five minute before the two oldest bursted out in laughter and Hinata let out a sigh of relief.
"BWAHAHA, that was a good one Naruto" having regained her composure, Naminé quickly slammed her elbow onto Roxas ribs before asking
"So if some people acknowledged you, you would stop chasing Sakura ?"
"Of course yes, I really don't like being hit on the head."
Seeing an opportunity like there is only one in a lifetime Hinata stuttered out "B-but we are y-your fr-friends Naruto-kun, we a-already appreciate for w-who you are..."
"Really ?" three nods were the response "Thanks guys, it means a lot to me..."
"Yeah, yeah, just try not to cry on us... Man you gave quite the scare for a second, I swear I though you were going to say she was cute or something..." Roxas interrupted.
"Sakura ? Cute ? Yeah, right, I can be stupid at times but I'm not blind : Sakura is not ugly but Naminé and Hinata are real cute !" The reaction was immediate : Hinata face turned crimson as she fainted.
"What happenned, did I say something wrong ? Maybe she didn't like I said she's cute ? What if she doesn't want to see me anymore ?" panicked Naruto, running in every direction in search of a way to help his newfound friend.
"Relax Naruto, I'm sure you didn't do anything wrong ..."
"... or maybe she's sick ? Yeah, it must be a sickness: each time I see her she's red in the head, I'll get her to the infirmary !"
Naminé then grabbed Naruto face and made him look into her eyes "Naruto, calm down ! Breath slowly and deeply. That's it. Now listen to me, the reason Hinata fainted and is often blushing is that she is a very shy girl so she is easily embarrased. She greatly appreciated what you said but she's nor used to receive this kind of attention, because of that she didn't know how to react leading to her fainting on us. Do you understand ?"
"Will she be fine ?"
"Yes, she just need to rest," this was the moment the bell choosed to ring "ok, we must return to class, one of you have to carry Hinata." She left, followed by Roxas, Naruto picked up Hinata in his arms and ran to catch up with his friends. "By the way Naruto, since you said Hinata and I were cute you'll call us "-chan" from now on, did I made myself clear?" She gave him her scarriest look causing him to nod nervously, satified she gave him a sweet smile "That's good Naruto-kun."
Naruto approached Roxas and asked in his lowest voice "Is she bipolar or something ?"
"Sometimes I don't really know myself"
"I heaard thaat..." sang Naminé.
They sat again together in the back of the room, Hinata had woken up and nearly fainted again "Naruto-kun thinks I'm cute ! Must stay conscious ! Must stay conscious !" the second bell had yet to ring when a winded and pale duo composed of Sasuke and Kiba bursted into the class and started barricading the door. "Did we lost them"
"Hm..."(I hope so...)
Flashback
Sasuke was eating alone as usual when he heard a "Saaasuuukee-kuuun" "Fangirls" he thought, his first mistake... soon he found himself surrouded by eight girls giggling like crazy.
"Sasuke-kun, we have a present for you,look !" There stood Kiba tied by a red silk ribbon a look of incomprehension on his face. Sasuke froze on the spot, his second mistake...
"Don't you like it ? We believed that you would look so good whith the Inuzuka in leash !"
"HEY !" interjected the dog loving boy before beeing silenced by a hit on the head "owww..."
"KIBA RUN !" third mistake...
As the two were fleeing toward the academy building the yaoi fangirls's leader adressed her troops. "He spoke, we finnaly heard Sasuke-kun's voice, we must continue our effort." A chorus of "Hai" followed this epic speech.
End flashback
Alas they forgot they were two door in this classroom and Kiba only manage to avoid the yaoi atack on thei back thanks to his enhanced sense of smell, something the Uchiha didn't dispose of... Thankfully, the bell rang two minutes later and each took his seat.
As class finished the students left the room, exept four young people. As the last kid exited Naruto turned to his friends. "Hinata-chan, I was thinking... I know Iruka-sensei only told you to help Roxas and Naminé-chan but can I stay too ? I suck at chakra control an since you're so good at it..."
"I w-would be g-glad to help-p you, N-narut-to-kun."
"Great, let's do it !"
"Hey Roxas-kun, weren't we supposed to meet our tutor today ?"
"Glad to see you remenber me » came Axel voice.
"YOU are our tutor ?!"
"Yup ! You can call me simply Axel outside of school. I'll be back to take you home in two hours, it's when they close the doors. Train well." He left too, letting the four alone.
"I s-suppose we s-should g-get started. S-so chakra is the combination of two energies..."
Two hours later, Roxas, Naminé and Axel were walking through the nearly empty streets of Konoha.
"I can't believe we had to meditate two hours for not even feeling one thing !"
"Speak for yourself Roxie-chan, I got a feeling, not that it is suprising knowing my superior intelligence and all..." intervienned Naminé stucjing out her tongue at him.
"Don't call me that or..."
"Or what ?"
"I'll call you a witch."
« Don't you dare Roxie-chan !"
"Witch !"
"Roxie-chan !"
"Witch !"
"Roxie-chan !"
They were at it for nearly ten minutes when Axel decided it was enough, he executed some handseals and called his justu "Great fireball" a medium sized fireball bursted out of his mouth, missing the blonds by a couple centimeters, both teens paled and wachted their tutor with fear in their eyes.
"Now that this matter is settled, why don't we make our way in the respect of the other and happiness?" Receiving two high pitched "yes sir!" he concluded "Good !We're almost there."
"Can you teach us how to do that ?"
"GREAT FIRBALL !!"
Axel opened the door of his apartement « So what did we learn today kids? »
"Never mess whith the flurry of dancing flammes" came the silmutaneous reply.
"That's the spirit ! Welcome home !" They entered the rather large living room equiped whith a TV set, a large couch, two armchairs, a bookcase half full of various scroll and books, an important portion of the room consited of a brand nex kitchen, in the middle of the room stood a large table surounded by six chairs. Opposite to the front door stood a corridor leadin to three bedroom and the bathroom.
"Wow, it's huge..."
"Thanks Roxie-chan."
"Not you too..."
"Just teasing you. Now listen well 'cause here comes this house's rule, one : don't touch my oranges books, do what you want with the others; two : you can only read the blues (basic chakra theory) and greens (basic Taijutsu stances) scrolls, you'll be able able to read the reds ones, my fire techniques, only when I decide you're ready and deserved it; three : don't enter my room; four : bed time is at 10 pm; five: touch my orange books and you're as good as, got it memorized ?"
"Thank you for taking us in Axel-san"
"Drop the "san" it makefeel old, I'm only 19 for Kami's sake. And don't worry for the academy you can do it, iwas the same as you,I was found seven years ago with no memories too, and look at me : I'm an awesome chunin, I live here, have a jacuzzi, yes we have a jacuzzi in the bathroom !" "and a sexy, older, more experienced girlfriendto put in it too..."
"Axel, why are you drooling ?"
"Huh ? I was... I was thinking of the wonderful dinner I'm going to cook us" "That was a lame reason, Axel, thet won't buy it..." "Now go see your rooms then wash your hands !"
Indeed both teens eyed him suspiciously before going inspect their room "If you say so..."
"Axel, why is there coloring books and crayons in my room?" Yelled Naminé from her bedroom.
"Crap, sorry Nami, at first I tough I would get 8 years old, so I furnished the rooms accordingly, I had to redo it all when you were taking your extra lessons so I guess I forgot them there."
Sitting on her bed stared at the crayons for some seconds before grabbing some sheets of paper. "I guess I'll just have to make the best out of it."
Meanwhile Roxas was on the couch reading a blue scroll "No way I let her a reason to call me that anymore !"
Omake : The legend of the 300 fangirls part 1
Sasuke was eating alone as usual when he heard a "Saaasuuukee-kuuun" "Fangirls" he thought, his first mistake... soon he found himself surrouded by eight girls giggling like crazy.
"Sasuke-kun, we have a present for you,look !" There stood Kiba tied by a red silk ribbon a look of incomprehension on his face. Sasuke froze on the spot, his second mistake...
"Don't you like it ? We believes that you would look so good whith the Inuzuka in leash !"
"HEY !" interjected the dog loving boy before beeing silenced by a hit on the head "owww..."
"This is madness !" stated Sasuke, his third mistake.
"Madness ? THIS IS YAOI !!!!" The yaoi fangirls's leader, Leonida, high-kicked Sasuke who fell on his back (no pit of death due to the insane price of this essential furniture that give your garden a "lovely spartan atmosphere") before fleeing, dragging Kiba with him.
Leonida turned to her troops and a vigorous "HAHUU" could be heard from all aroud the academy.
AN :
- Getting Naruto and Hinata friends ? Check
-Getting Naruto to admit Hinata is awesome ? Check
-Getting Sakura out of the way ? Check
Now to let the time do its wonders ... Awww, they grow up too fast...