Shibara1310 enters the usual, unoccupied room with her book and this time, however, the lights were on! And she was feeling so happy, but yet sad at the same time. Biting her lip, she opened her book and looked around the room, confused.
Shibara: Yo, what's up, my homies? Okay, yeah, I am feeling all right…actually, quite tired, so if I'm not that random or anything, don't hurt me….Today we have a little skit like thingy. I hope you enjoy! I'll read out the cast later on, but for now we have to do the disclaimer and some announcements…and what's in this chapter. Yes, more than a skit…
Continued: Well, first of all, we are going to discuss the skit, and it's going to be weird. Then, actually, first of all, I tell everybody about my dream that I had. And Genesis gets jealous! Really? No, I lied. Anyways, we talk about a certain review I read the other day and how it pissed me off like Hell, and what happened at school! So it might be a long chapter, it might not…now, the disclaimer:
Disclaimer: Shibara1310 does not own Final Fantasy VII, the characters within, Pikachu, and yes, I have been spelling the name wrong, or any other crap that may come up. If I did own FFVII, then Zack would still be alive and so would Kadaj. Haha.
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Peacocks and Nightmares
Shibara: Who's ready for the skit?!?!?!
Sephiroth: I sure as Hell ain't…
Shibara: SMACK! How dare you? This is my story and you are going to be in the skit!
Sephiroth:….
Aeris: Why do I have to play his wife? Why can't I play Cloud's wife?
Shibara: Because I said so!
Cloud:…I still don't understand why I'm an Indian…
Shibara: Because I said so….
Genesis: Do I really have to…
Shibara: YES! You do! Now shut up and keep quiet! Gosh…
Genesis: I was gonna ask do I really have to cook the turkey…
Shibara: Oh…no, Kadaj said he already cooked it.
Yuffie: What are my lines? Nyuk nyuk!
Shibara: Just go along with Reno and just tell the basic story of Thanksgiving!
Reno: So, yo, I like, yo, narrate with Yuffie, right, yo?
Shibara:…. You just figured something out! Well, anyways, once…Zack…gets here we'll discuss a few things and then do the play!
Kadaj: Hey, I got the turkey! I'm sooooo happy with my find, it's a surprise and you'll all have to wait until the play!
Shibara: So, you got a real, edible turkey? I thought you cooked a plastic turkey and wanted to see if I wouldn't notice…
Kadaj: No….I got a real one!
Shibara:…Really?
Kadaj: Yeah! It's awesome!
Yuffie: Well, that's great, nyuk, nyuk…
Shibara:…why do you say that?
Yuffie: Because I want to! Nyuk nyuk!
Pikachu: Pika…pika…..pika…..
Aeris: What's wrong with Pikachu?
Shibara: He's pissed that I spelled his name wrong for the first two chapters.
Cloud: That sucks.
Pikachu: SQUEEK! Pikachu!
Cloud:….
Reno: Yo, what is Pikachu gonna do in the play, yo?
Shibara: Like, yo, he's gonna be the audience, yo…
Reno:…oh…yo…
::Enter Zack::
Zack: Hey, do I have to say anything, Shibara?
Shibara ignores the question and rushes over to Zack, hugging his waist and leaning her head against his stomach. There was a quiet moment as Yuffie smiled: Oh how sweet!
Zack: What the hell? Shibara, get off me! What is your problem?
::Shibara burst out crying but remains glued to Zack::
Zack: Um…did I say something bad?
::Enter special quest, Forgiven4ever!::
Forgiven4ever: Yeah, you bastard, have some compassion! She had a horrible nightmare last night and woke up crying! And you know what? It was about you! So at least be nice to her!
Zack blinks and gently hugs Shibara back, not TOO friendly though.
Genesis growls under his breath.
Forgiven4ever: Do I detect a slight jealousy, Genny?
Genesis: NO!
Forgiven4ever: Psshyeah, right…
Reno: So what was the dream about, yo?
Forgiven4ever: She said something about Zack being her cousin and he went off to the army, which I suppose it SOLDIER…And then they emailed a lot, but then he died.
Cloud: He dies anyways…
Aeris slaps Cloud: Stop being mean!
Kadaj: Yeah…
Yuffie: Aw, poor Shibi!
Genesis: And she woke up crying?
4ever: For real!
Genesis: Why?
4ever: I swear, you don't know anything, and you all exist in her mind…cousin? Death?Hello! Our cousin died not too long ago.
Yuffie: Aw! Nyuk!
Sephiroth:…..
Reno: Aw, sorry about that, yo, she never mention that to us, yo…
::Zack and Shibara are still hugging and Aeris and Genesis looks a little impatient::
Genesis: Okay, okay, stop it!
::Shibara pulls away::
Shibara: HOLY CRAP! I got tell you guys what happened at school today! It was awesome!
Aeris: Well, that sure was a quick recovery….
Sephiroth: Yeah…
Kadaj: What happened? And can we hurry up? I wanna eat some turkey!
Shibara hits him: You selfish apivorous zincous!
Kadaj: What the heck does that mean?
Sephiroth looks in Webster Dictionary online from Shibara's computer: An 'apivorous'…it means, 'feeding on bees' and 'zincous' is a mineral…
Kadaj to Shibara: So you just called me a bee-eating mineral?
Shibara: Damn straight, bug eating rock!!
Everyone:……..
Forgiven4ever: That is the strangest thing I have ever heard…::leaves Shibara with her imaginary friends::
Shibara: Okay! Back to the point!
Genesis: And what exactly is the point?
Shibara: What happened at school!
All: Oh…
Shibara: Yeah, anyways, what happened was that Drama Queen at school dressed in something that made her look like an absolute ------! And the principal caught her and she got in trouble! And I hate my ex boyfriend now because today he was acting like an asshole!
Everyone:……O.o…
Genesis: Sounds like a regular day at school to me…
Shibara: But this is different!!!!
Sephiroth: How?
Shibara: Because I go to a Christian school and a regular school day is boring as crap and today was interesting!
Zack: Because your rival was in her usual apparel?
Shibara: No! Because she actually got in deep trouble! It was awesome!
Zack:…I still don't see how that's awesome…
Shibara hits him.
Zack: Hey! Whatever happened to sweet, loving Shibara who gave me free hugs?
Shibara: Shut up, I'm in no mood…
Reno: Zutto, so when's the play?
Shibara: As soon as I make the headdresses…
Cloud:….
Shibara: Cloud…you did get the feathers, right? I told you to get black and white eagle feathers from an old Indian friend of mine in Arizona that cost five dollars each. So, did you get them?
Cloud: I got feathers…
Shibara: You jerk! I wanted those feathers!
Cloud hands over a bundle of black feathers…
Shibara: Ooh, these are flippin' sweet! Where'd you get them? They're awfully huge…
Cloud:…..I found them…..
Genesis: Hey, they do look familiar…
Sephiroth: Yeah….
::Cloud runs for it while the two one winged angels chase him::
Shibara: COME BACK HERE!!!! We haven't done the play yet…SETTLE DOWN!!!!!
Zack: Yeah, Shibara will start crying if you don't cooperate!
::Genesis, Cloud and Sephiroth come back with Cloud looking beaten up::
Shibara: Thanks Zack! Anyways, we'll just use these feathers…Now, who are the Indians again? HOLY SH!T!!!!!
Zack: Did you just swear::slaps Shibara::
Shibara: Owwie….yes, I did! Now, has anyone seen Vincent? He's missing! He's suppose to be the main Indian chief!
Everybody:……
Yuffie: You haven't heard, nyuk? Chaos and him were having drinks and Vincent is suffering a hangover.
Shibara:…that's stupid…
Yuffie shrugs: It's true!
Shibara calls Vincent's phone: VINNIE, GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silence…..
Shibara: I don't give a f--- that you have a migraine, I said to be here for the skit, now, come here NOW.
Yuffie scratches her chin: Maybe we should have someone else do the Indian chief…
Shibara slams the cell phone shut: Good idea….okay, Cloud!
Cloud: Dammit…
Zack snickers: Hee hee…
Cloud slams his fist against Zack's face. Shibara leaps on Cloud and throws punches to his face and gets up.
Shibara: There! Now you look like an Indian that has been in battle! Perfect! And you won't even need a head dress, since your hair cancels that…
Cloud:…..
Shibara: And next time, don't hit Zack again….
Aeris: Let's do the skit! I'm ready!
Reno: Yeah, zutto…
Yuffie: Nyuk nyuk!
Sephiroth:….
Genesis: oh joy…
Kadaj: TURKEY!!!!
Shibara: Boo ya!
Pikachu: -Sneeze-
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Sephiroth and Aeris: Pilgrim couple.
Zack: A random pilgrim dude.
Genesis and Shibara: Pilgrim couple who sets the table!
Cloud: Indian chief.
Kadaj: Indian boy who brings the turkey.
Yuffie and Reno: Indian kids who narrate.
----Shibara: Let the play begin!
Genesis: It's not a play: it's a skit and we don't even have costumes…
Shibara: Shut up…
Zack: Yeah! Let's mosey!
Yuffie: Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
Pikachu: PIKACHU!!!!! Meow!
……...
Reno: Yo, like, the pilgrims came to the land of America, yo, and they like, yo, began to settle, yo…
Yuffie: Nyuk nyuk nyuk! And then they became friends with the Indians!
Reno: Not yet, zutto they went through a lot of shit and were still thankful for what they had….
Yuffie: But that doesn't make sense! Why would they say, 'thank you God for taking away our loved ones'? That's so stupid, nyuk!
Reno:….good point, yo…
Shibara: Hate to interrupt, but GOD------------------!!!!!!!!!
All….O.o……
Zack slaps Shibara: Now that was too far! You don't EVER say that word again!
Shibara whimpers: Well, anyways, they were thankful that they were still alive! Kay? And they did have food and crap like that!
Reno: Yo, took the words outta my mouth, yo….
Yuffie: Anyways, that's when they became best friends with the Indians! Nyuk!
Reno: We got the story all wrong, yo…
Shibara: No matter…people know it anyways, we'll just skip that part…
Reno: Yo, okay….
Yuffie: So they brought food and yummy goodness with them! Like candy!
Reno: And popcorn!
Kadaj enters: And turkey!
Shibara: WTF????
Zack: What the hell?
Kadaj: What?
Kadaj was carrying a platter of…um…'turkey'….
Shibara: You moronic atrocious specimen! You quisling paddymelon!
Kadaj: What…..the….hell?
Shibara: A traitoring baby wallaby.
All:…oh….
Shibara: Anyways, why the hell do you have a cooked peacock?
Kadaj: IT IS NOT!!!! IT'S A TURKEY!!!!
Zack: What makes you think it's a turkey?
Kadaj: It had the big feathers that looked like a fan and the funny face thingies!
Shibara:….you dratactiac guerdon!
Kadaj: What?
Zack: A turkey is BROWN and fat. A peacock is greenish blue with eyes on the tail feathers! And they are much sexier than turkeys. Why the hell didn't you think of this?
Kadaj: I thought it was a pretty turkey…I thought it was a girl!
All: …O.o…
Shibara: God, why me?
Zack kiddingly: Because I love you!
Shibara: What?!::SMACK:: You pervert!
Zack: OW! God, no! Not like that! Ew! Gross!
Shibara: oh….dammit…
Genesis: Sighs…are we gonna set the table or not?
Shibara: Oh well! I forgive you Kadaj::gives him hug:: Let's eat!
Genesis: You wanna eat a peacock?
Shibara: I always wondered what a peacock tastes like…
Aeris: Great! Just great! I thought we were gonna do a play like thing!
Shibara: Honey, this whole thing is a play….guh….okay, that did NOT work out…let's eat! Yum yum! Peacock!
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Shibara: So we all ate peacock. And I know, I did not get to tell my tale of the review that I was so mad about. I will in the next chapter, though! We're gonna sing some songs!
Aeris: Oh great…
Shibara glares: And…we'll have a visit from Tifa and Yazoo! And Vincent comes back to us!
Yuffie: YAYAYA!!!! Nyuk nyuk!
Kadaj: And no more calling me a bee eating mineral….
Zack sniggers.
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(A/N): O.o….whoah….I was in a weird mood…I might've said something that did NOT make sense whatsoever…..Ech…wow…well, it was longer than my other chapters! And in the next chapter:
The group sings songs and talks of homemade mints!