Shibara1310 enters, laughing evilly.
Shibara: Oh yes! This is perfect! We have a whole special event taking place today! We're going to have our favorite characters sing some special songs! Mwahaha! Excuse my evilness…If you love Kadaj, though, let me warn you know…Be warned…yeah…Now, mind you, I do really like Kadaj and he's cute and all, but I got this idea from the fact that there were guys singing the Barbie song. Heh heh…Oh, and this took me FOREVER to do! And punkiemonkie! At the end of Barbie Girl, we answer the question that even has my sister and I wondering….what's with zutto?
Disclaimer: I do not own FFVII, the characters, or Pikachu! SexyBack belongs to Justin Timberlake, Bad Boy belongs to Cascada, I Love You by Barney belongs to…Barney…and Barbie Girl belongs to Home Grown and Aqua! Enjoy and review!
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Sing Alongs!
Shibara: YES!
Zack groans. Unfortunately for the brunette soldier, he was giving Shibara a piggy back ride and she had called him her personal chocobo.
Zack looks up in the sky: Why me? God, take me now!
Shibara: Sorry. You shouldn't have knocked me over!
Zack: Grumble…
Shibara: Anywho, today we have everybody back! And I changed the plans, mwahahaha…..
Genesis enters: Like what?
Shibara: Like you're gonna sing along in SexyBack!
Genesis: WHAT?!?!
Shibara: Yes! Wonderful! Now, first off we have SexyBack by Justin Timberlake! I will not say if I like the song or not, but if you hate it, well…then say so in your review!
Zack: Wait, who's all singing in it?
Shibara wraps her arms around Zack's neck: You, my wonderful adorable chocobo!
Zack blushes: Grr…
Shibara: Cloud, Reno, Genesis, Vincent, and Sephiroth…
Vincent: What…
Shibara: Don't worry! You don't have much to sing!
Vincent:….
Sephiroth: Why do I have to sing? And Genesis? I thought you didn't consider us sexy…
Shibara shrugs: I thought only Reno and Cloud would be too boring.
Reno: Like, zutto, this is my theme song, yo…
Shibara: Yeah, I know…
Cloud:…..whatever…..
Shibara: What's wrong with you, Emo Chocobo?
Cloud: Don't call me that….and Aeris broke up with me…
Zack sniggers and Shibara hits him on top of his head: OW!
Shibara: Oh, um, sorry?
Cloud: Admit it! You never liked us together!
Shibara: Well, no. I am a Zerith fan and a CloTi fan. Don't diss it.
Zack:…yeah…
Cloud:…
Shibara: Anyways, let the girls enter! We'll talk over their song!
Tifa: YES! I am finally in one of your chapters, Shibara…
Shibara: Yeah! And you can be in here from now on!
Cloud:…
Tifa ignores him because quite frankly, she is mad at him: So what am I singing?
Shibara: Bad Boy by Cascada.
Tifa pouts: That doesn't describe me…
Shibara: Well, I had to have you sing along with Aeris and Yuffie.
Yuffie: WHAT!? I have to sing it too?!
Shibara: Yes.
Yuffie growls.
Aeris: Hello everyone! I'm back!
Cloud:…
Pikachu: Pika….
Shibara: Now, now Pikachu, don't get angry…
Aeris: What's wrong with it?
Shibara: DON'T refer him to 'it'. And for your information, he's still mad at you for breaking up with Zack. Wow, that was ages ago…well, in this story. If you're reading this, you know that it's been three days since I had that part.
Genesis: We know that, now can we go on?
Shibara: Wait! One more thing before we go on!
Zack shifting: What?
Shibara: We have some more special guests! Now, I don't like them at all, but oh well…
Sephiroth raises and eyebrow: And what is that?
Kadaj enters: The silver-haired men blast off at the speed of light!
Yazoo (special guest) enters: Oh Hell, yeah…
Loz(special guest) enters: That's damn straight.
Silence…
Loz: What?
Shibara: Well, the trio is going to sing a special song!
Zack: Oh yeah::snickers::
Shibara: It's requested by Zack, so don't refuse it! You are going to sing it!
Yazoo looks at the script: DAMMIT!
Pikachu: Pika?
Tifa pets Pikachu and Pikachu purrs: What's the matter?
Loz begins to cry: I don't wanna play Ken!
Genesis & Sephiroth: O.o
All the girls: What the ---?
Zack snickers once again.
Cloud:…..
Vincent:…who or what is 'Ken'?
Shibara: Long story. Just memorize your lines! Now, Yazoo and Tifa's duet is very simple and sweet! But I AM NOT pairing them up! No offense, but….no!
Tifa: Huh?
Shibara: I can't say what it is.
Zack: Yeah, only I know. :smirks::
Shibara simpers: So does Genesis.
Zack: What? How come you favor him?
Genesis: Because I'm cool. I have a wing.
Zack:…
Shibara: Enough! Let's start! People, say your piece and we'll start!
Sephiroth:…Okay…::fingers his katana::…
Zack: Let's Mosey!
Aeris::Sighs::
Cloud:…
Kadaj: Oh God…
Genesis: We are…monsters…
Shibara: ….
Yuffie: Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
Vincent:…
Loz::sobs::
Yazoo: Don't cry, Loz…
Pikachu: Pika::bounces up and down on top of Zack's head::
(Note): I did shorten the songs by a couple of verses.
First off…Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake sung by Cloud, Reno, Vincent, Sephy, and Genesis! And Zack the Puppy!
Cloud: I'm bringing sexy back. Yeah! Them other boys don't know how to act. Yeah! I think you're special, what's behind your back? Yeah! So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.Reno: Take 'em to the bridge!Cloud: Dirty babe, you see these shackles, baby I'm your slave. I'll let you whip me if I misbehave. It's just that no one makes me feel this way…
Zack: I'm bringing sexy back. Yeah! Them other –beep-ers don't know how to act. Yeah! Come let me make up for the things you lack. Yeah! 'Cause you're burning up I gotta get it fast…Vincent: Take 'em to the bridge!
Zack: Dirty babe, you see these shackles, baby I'm your slave. I'll let you whip me if I misbehave. It's just that no one makes me feel this way…
Genesis: I'm bringing sexy back. Yeah! You mother –beep-ers watch how I attack. Yeah! If that's your girl you better watch your back. Yeah! Cause she'll burn it up for me and that's a fact.Sephy: Take 'em to the chorus!
Reno: Come here girl…
Cloud: Go ahead, be gone with it!
Zack: Come to the back…
Cloud: Go ahead, be gone with it!
Vincent: VIP…
Cloud: Go ahead, be gone with it!
Genesis: Drinks on me…
Cloud: Go ahead, be gone with it!
Sephy: Let me see what you're working with…
Cloud: Go ahead, be gone with it!
Reno: Look at those hips…
Cloud: Go ahead, be gone with it!
Zack: You make me smile…
Cloud: Go ahead, be gone with it!
Vincent: Go ahead child…
Cloud: Go ahead, be gone with it!
Genesis: And get your sexy on…
Cloud: Go ahead, be gone with it!
Reno: Get your sexy on…
…::End::…
Shibara: Yes! That was good! Though, Zack, you sounded like you were choking on your own spit in some part of the song, Sephiroth, you were blushing, Genesis, speak up louder and good job with the -beep-ers part! Cloud, you sounded like a chocobo that's been in the washing machine twice, and Reno was the only one who sang it right on track!
Cloud: That's because he likes the song…
Zack: Yeah…
Shibara scratches Zack's head: Yeah, that's true…
Zack: WILL YOU STOP THAT?!?!?!?
Shibara::Sniff::
Genesis: I didn't like it…
Sephiroth: It was…strange…
Aeris recovers from shock and walks over to each of the guys, with a SMACK!::: You PERVERTS!!!!!
Reno: Ow, yo, that hurt…
Cloud:….
Aeris: That song was horrible!
Shibara: Well, Aeris, your song ain't any better…
Yuffie: Nyuk nyuk!
Tifa:…ugh…
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This next song is Bad Boy by Cascada! Aeris, Tifa and Yuffie will be singing it…(note) try to imagine Yuffie's part fast forward and sounding like chipmunks are singing it…
Aeris: Remember the feelings, remember the day: My stone heart was breaking, my love ran away.
Tifa: This moment I knew I would be someone else…My love turned around and I fell!
Aeris: Be my bad boy, be my man, be my week-end lover, but don't be my friend!
Tifa: You can be my bad boy, but understand, that I don't need you in my life again!
Yuffie: Won't you be my bad boy, be my man, be my week-end lover, but don't be my friend!
Aeris: You can be my bad boy, but understand, that I don't need you again!
Tifa & Yuffie: …No I don't need you again…Tifa: You once made this promise to stay by my side, but after some time you just pushed me aside.
Yuffie: You never thought that a girl could be strong, now I'll show you how to go on!Aeris: Be my bad boy, be my man, be my week-end lover, but don't be my friend!
Yuffie: You can be my bad boy, but understand, that I don't need you in my life again!
Aeris: Won't you be my bad boy, be my man, be my week-end lover, but don't be my friend!
Tifa: You can be my bad boy, but understand, that I don't need you again!
Aeris:…No I don't need you again…
…::End::…
Zack: Good job, Aeris, a song that makes sense for you!
Aeris: SMACK!
Zack: Ouch…
Tifa: Eh…
Yuffie: Nyuk nyuk!
Shibara blinks: Okay, that was…weak! You girls need to learn how to sing better! Aeris, you were mumbling…Tifa, you were the best, but…you were hesitating…and Yuffie! You were way off key and you sounded like Pikachu singing! No offense Pikachu…
Pikachu:…pika? –sneeze-
Shibara: Okay….we're gonna have the duet with Yazoo and Tifa first, then we'll have the special presentation with the silver haired trio!
Loz: Joy…
Yazoo: What the hell? What's with this part::points at script::
Shibara looks over Zack's shoulder: Heh, yeah! When I say that, I mean it!
Tifa: Gross!
Shibara: Now, shut up and do your part!
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Barney Song by…Barney! Yay! Sung and performed by Yazoo and Tifa! Yes, kill me for this….
::cheesy piano music::
Tifa: I love you!
Yazoo: You love me!
Tifa: We're a happy family!
Yazoo: With a great big hug,
Tifa: And a kiss from me to you!
Tifa and Yazoo kiss on the lips: Mwah!
Tifa &Yazoo: Won't you say you love me too?
…::End::…
Shibara: Awkward…
Tifa wiping her mouth: That was gross! Get away from me, you transvestite!
Yazoo: Excuse me?! At least I don't have breast implants, you bitch!
Shibara hits him across his face: Don't you dare say that about Tifa, you imfusious wusachitizt!
Yazoo blinks: What?
Kadaj: She calls us by made up names.
Loz cries: You meanie!
Shibara: Stop! Now, the next and last song! And the ending, sadly, to our little fun time!
Zack: Heh heh heh….
Shibara: Okay, I've thought about it. It ain't Yaoi, and even if it was, I wouldn't know! I don't do Yaoi! And…okay, this is just kinda making fun of the silver haired trio…But I still love Kadaj!
Kadaj:…well, that's a first time hearing it from you…
Zack: Yeah…I think she just pities you, though. She loves me!
Shibara: Yeah, as my personal chocobo…
Zack blinks: Of course, that's what I meant…
Shibara: Never mind! Ugh! Let's just get this over with!
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Barbie Song, sung by Home Grown! Aqua sings the original, I think. Song is sung today by the silver haired trio, Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz! I, um, switched a few names around…
Loz: Hi Yazoo!
Yazoo: Hi Loz!
Loz: Do you wanna go for a ride?
Yazoo: Sure Loz!
Loz: Jump In...
Kadaj: I'm a barbie boy, in the barbie world!
Yazoo: Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
Kadaj: You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere!
Yazoo: Imagination, life is your creation!
Loz: Come on Yazoo, let's go party!
Kadaj: I'm a blond bimbo boy, in the fantasy world!
Yazoo: Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly!
Loz: You're my doll, rock'n'roll! Feel the glamour in pink, kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky!
Kadaj: You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
Yazoo: Ooh-oooh-oh!
Loz: Come on Yazoo, let's go party!
Yazoo: Ah-ah-ah-yeah!
Yazoo: Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please!
Kadaj: I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees!
Loz: Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again! Hit the town, fool around, let's go party!
Kadaj: You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
Loz: Come on Yazoo, let's go party!
Yazoo: Ah-ah-ah-yeah!
Loz: Come on Kadaj, let's go party!
Kadaj: Ooh-oooh-oh!
Loz: Come on Yazoo, let's go party!
Yazoo: Ah-ah-ah-yeah!
Loz: Come on Kadaj, let's go party!
Yazoo: Ooh-oooh-oh!
…::End::…
Everyone: O.O
Genesis:…weird…
…..Zack nearly dies from laughing so hard….
Shibara: Um, I didn't know it would look that awkward…um…well, that's all for today! Thanks to punkiemonkie for the review! Hahaha, yeah, I agree with you on the review with forgiven4ever, the yaoi pairings, and the Sheik/Zelda thing!
Zack: Are we still on that?
Shibara: YES! We are! Hrmm…oh! Zutto…well, I have no clue what it means…it's a joke because I've watched Advent Children in Japanese and I've heard Reno say that in almost every line he says! We thought it meant 'yo'…But I don't really know…
Reno: Zutto…
Shibara: Heh…punkiemonkie gets free plushies of Pikachu, Zack, Cloud! Yeah! Cloud is hot!
Cloud:…..
Tifa: Why those three?
Shibara: I don't know…You can also have cookies! Yum! Cookies!
Cloud: What's with you and cookies?
Shibara: I like cookies…..
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Note:…..wow…..I think I went too far with the Barbie song…heh…if you were insulted, then I'm sorry. Deepest apologies. If you're cussing me out because I made them look bad and made fun of them, then you get free cookies! Even if you flame me for it! Remember: I'm a Kadaj fan! Really! Shocking to believe, but yes! But I love Zack, Cloud, and Genesis the most.
Next Chapter:
LEMONS! Yum! Shibara likes them in her ice tea at Olive Garden. Yay.