Shibara1310 enters, and guess what? She has her book! Shocking…We are all appalled…okay, that was meant to be sarcastic…but anyways, back to the author…she makes her way to her chair, only to discover…HER CHAIR ISNT THERE!!!!! Where the hell is it? Well, much to her dismay, Shibara has no place to sit…then suddenly, as if Heaven sent it itself, a couch appears. Yes, a red, leather couch.
Shibara: Okay…I'll do the introduction…Well, in this chapter, I discuss the meaning of lemons! I love lemons! They're sour! Pikachu is here, as usual, but Aeris and Sephiroth are not in this chapter. Why? Simply because I have read Aeriroth fanfics and am disturbed. Yes, some are cute, but I am, as always, a Zerith fan. And only Zack, Cloud, Genesis, Vincent, Tifa, Reno, Kadaj and Yuffie are here. Oh, and Pikachu. Now, I also mention some great news! Yeah! So read!
Disclaimer: Shibara1310 does not own Fruits Basket, FFVII or any of the characters, though she wish she owned it, that way, Zack and Aeris would be happily married with three kids named Bob, Fred, and George. How interesting…She does not own Pikachu, but yes, this thing is called Pikachu Diaries…I have already said why! Yeah!
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Lemons and Furbies.
Shibara: Wow, that was a long intro…
Zack slaps her on the back of her head: Yeah, genius, you're gonna bore our readers by your stupid disclaimers….how about a simple, 'I do not own FFVII, thank you very much'? That would suffice…
Shibara gives him evil glare: Whatever…anyways, I'm sorry I haven't updated sooner. I was gonna post this on Thanksgiving, but some things came up…
Zack: Like what things?
Shibara: Nothing! I've just been doing my story…
Zack: Pssh, and you leave us for your pathetic story?
Shibara: Okay…ignore Zack the Puppy here…
Zack: Hey!
Cloud:…at least it's better than being called 'Emo Chocobo'…
Genesis: Or Gackt Clone…
Yuffie: Nyuk nyuk!
Tifa: Okay…and it's better than being picked on because of her breast size…
Reno:…zuttothat's true…::looks at Tifa's assets::
Tifa: You pervert::Slap::
Zack: Hey, I thought that was Aeris' line?
Shibara: She isn't here. She and Sephiroth are having a tea party at Cid's house.
Pikachu: Pika! Pikachuuuu? Pika-CHUU!!!!!!
Zack: What's Squeeky's problem?
Shibara hits him: He's in a good mood! Yes you are, my adorable yellow mouse like Pika!
Kadaj enters:….You are weird…
Shibara: At least I don't call a box full of rotten brain remains 'Mother'….
Kadaj runs off crying: KAASAN!!!!!
Zack: Heh, that was actually funny…
Tifa: How can you be mean? So, Shibara, the meaning of this chapter…?
Shibara: I love Kyo the Kitty!
Everyone: O.o…
Genesis: Care to explain, our crazy author who is forcing us to do these things we wish not to do?
Shibara blinks: I didn't get that…
Zack: Who's Kyo?
Shibara: WHAT?!?!! You never hear of Fruits Basket?! You weirdoes! You incubuses!
Tifa: Okay…
Reno: Yo, like, who's Kyo? Can you answer the damn question?
Pikachu: PIKACHUU!
Shibara: That's right, Pikachu! Don't get cocky with me, Reno! Okay, anyways, that's getting old…Kyo is a character in Fruits Basket! He's so funny! And he turns into an orange cat!
…Silence….
Shibara: Lemons!
Zack taps her head: Have you finally lost it?
Shibara: NO! I love lemons!
Genesis: …like, the fruit?
Shibara: Uh, yeah, genius…what other lemons are there? Oh my gosh! You don't know what a lemon is?!?!! Where did you get your education?!!?! Oh wait…I forgot…you grew up in a lab with a crazy pervert of a scientist and was experimented on and used for cloning…Oh! Hahah! I think I finally got why they call you Gackt Clone!
Genesis:….Uh…what?
Zack: I'd back away slowly if I were you…
Shibara: Come to think of it, you do kinda look like Gackt…
Cloud:…okay…we all know that…
Shibara: And you look like a chocobo!
All: …
Zack: That's something we knew a long time ago…His hair is a trademark…
Shibara: No! I mean, seriously! Look at his nose! Especially in Advent Children! It's pointy! Like a beak! But he's still hot!
Cloud:…was that an insult?
Genesis: I think it was…despite the 'hot' remark…
Shibara: Okay, anyways, Reno, do you have the time?
Reno checks his watch: It died…zutto…
Tifa checks her watch: It's 3:37 in the morning…Shibi, what's your problem?!
Shibara, obviously not paying attention: Hmm?
Tifa slaps her: You keep on staying up so freaking late! What's your problem?!
Shibara: I can't sleep. Besides, I like sleeping in.
Zack: Even on weekdays?
Shibara: Yeah!
Reno:…but, yo, there's something called school, yo…
Yuffie: Yeah! Nyuk nyuk!
Shibara rolls her eyes: There's something called homeschool…
Zack:…But you also said you go to school…
Shibara: I do!
Genesis:….
Cloud: So…you do both?
Shibara: Yeah! It's a home school group! I do go to school on some days, though.
Tifa: That's confusing…
Shibara: I know.
Pikachu: Pika pika pika!!!!
::Pikachu jumps on Genesis::
Genesis: What's his problem?
Shibara: I think he likes you!
Reno: Yo, like, I thought we were talking about lemons, yo…
Shibara: Okay…well, I like them in my ice tea!
Zack: Shocking….Oh, do you really?
Shibara: Yes! At Olive Garden!
Tifa: You like Olive Garden?
Shibara: Yeah.
Cloud:…what's your favorite dish?
Shibara, automatically: Mediterranean Shrimp Scampi with tomato dices and green peppers.
Cloud:…you can eat that much?
Shibara: Yeah! I eat a lot!
Zack: Heh, okay…
Shibara: OOOH!!!! And we're going to Olive Garden tonight!
Genesis: Really?
Shibara: Not you. Me and my family!
Yuffie: How's your family anyways?
Shibara: My two oldest sisters are unknown to me, as usual…They came over for Thanksgiving and one of them left so early, I think she was mad…
Silence…….
Shibara: Anyways, I wasn't talking about those types of lemons, anyways…
Yuffie: Nyuk! Then what?
Shibara: Lemmings!
Tifa: Lemmings!?!?
:: On cue, a little army of Lemmings march in with cheesy theme song ::
Zack: Holy cheese biscuits!! What are they?
Shibara: Lemmings! I call them lemons, though…
Lemmings:: Gibber….
Genesis: Okay…the point of their existence?
Shibara: The same point of yours: There is none!
Genesis: That hurt! Why are you being so mean to me?
Shibara shrugs: I'm in a bad mood!
Genesis: Why?
Shibara: Because…
Genesis: Because…?
Tifa slaps Genesis: Stop it! Don't mess with women when they're hormonal!
Shibara: That's damn right.
Zack: Anyways, back to Lemmings…
Shibara: I know that! Yuffie?!?! What are you doing?!?!
Yuffie: I'm playing with them, nyuk nyuk! They like my materia!
Shibara: That's weird. But anyways, I played the game when I was younger!
Zack: That was ages ago! You remember that?
Shibara: Yup! Woot woot! I like peanuts!
Reno: That was random, yo.
Shibara: Yeah! Especially when they're covered in chocolate!
Genesis: So…?
Shibara: FURBIES!!!!!!
Everyone: O.o….
Zack: Furbies…?
Shibara: Furbies.
Genesis: Furbies?
Shibara: Yes, now stop repeating the same thing! You heard right! Furbies! I had a Furby when I was 8 years old!
Tifa: Those things? They were scary…
Shibara: Mine wasn't! I had a big one, though…it was multi colored and every night it woke up at around 2am saying, 'FEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEEE'……I swear, that thing had a brain, it was psychic…
Reno: Zutto, a robot?
Shibara: Whatever…I'm tired…
Reno looks at Tifa's watch: You should be, zutto, it's almost 4 in the morning, yo…
Tifa: Yeah, what are doing up so late?
Shibara: I TOLD you! Do I have to explain myself further?!?!
::Lemmings leave at this point followed by Kadaj's screams::
Kadaj: WHAT THE F---?!?! WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE?!?!?! DIE BASTARDS!!!!!!!!
Shibara: Uh oh…
Pikachu: Pika?
Tifa holds Pikachu: There, there, Uncle Kadaj is having issues….
Pikachu growls.
Shibara: Kadaj! What the crap are you doing?! Get your ass over here NOW!!!!!
::Kadaj comes over leaving a pile of lifeless Lemmings behind him::
Shibara: You bastard!!!! You killed my Lemmings!!!!!
Kadaj: Your what?
Shibara attacks him, punching his stomach, cursing under her breath: #(&!$)(&()$&)(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zack: Whoah, whoah, whoah, Shibara…they were only badly graphic computer images….
Shibara gets up, leaving a knocked out Kadaj: Yes, that's true…I kept killing them off in the game, anyways…
Yuffie crying: WHY?!!?!
Shibara: Because! It was fun seeing them go through that annoying badass shredder at the end of each level…
All:….
Yuffie: You're evil!!!!
Shibara: Okay….that was awkward…okay! I have an announcement!
Zack: Oooooh, what?!
Shibara: We're gonna hold a Christmas play in the middle or the beginning of December!
Reno: Joy to the world, yo…
Genesis: Okay…?
Shibara: Yeah! I'm going to go over the cast carefully…the cast is listed below:
Joseph: Zack.
Mary: Aeris.
Jesus: A baby doll.
Inn Keeper: Cloud.
Inn Keeper's Wife: Tifa.
Shepherd: Sephiroth.
Shepherd 2: Reno
Shepherd boy: Yuffie.
Wise Man: Genesis.
Wise Man 2: Kadaj.
Wise Man 3: Vincent.
Shibara and Pikachu: Audience.
Shibara: So, that's how it is, no exceptions!
Reno: Okay, yo…
Zack: Oh yeah! I get to play Joseph! And Aeris is mine, for once…::grumble::…
Cloud:…
Tifa: Oh damn, I have to play Cloud's wife?
Shibara: Yup!
Yuffie: WHY DO I HAVE TO PLAY A BOY?!?!?
Kadaj, getting up from the floor: Well, you do look like a 13 year old boy…
Yuffie kicks him: Still! I have feminine features!
Shibara: Don't worry, we'll dress you up so you look like a boy…
Yuffie pouts…
Kadaj: Why am I playing a Wise Man? That's really strange…
Shibara: I want something different!
Cloud: Okay, that makes sense…
Shibara: Genesis, are you okay with your role?
Genesis: Yup!
Shibara: Good, at least some one ain't an annoying asshole…
Tifa: Hey!
Shibara: Good! Now, that's all! Well, actually, I wanted to discuss my story…
Genesis: What story?
Shibara: My Genesis/OC love story!
Zack: Oh, that one…
Shibara: Yes! That one! It's gonna be hard since Crisis Core ain't out yet!
Tifa: Why OC? Not many people read OC stories…
Shibara: I know…it was the only thing I could think of…
Zack: Okay…
Shibara: But I got reviews! A few from Zacksfantasy. You get a Zack plushie!
Zack: I have a bad feeling about this…
Shibara: Mwahaha….and a plushie for Yonoka Takai! Oh, and a notice, we're going to start cleaning up our language, especially since Christmas is coming up, you WILL do it correctly, since I take this thing seriously…
::More silence::
Shibara: Yeah…okay! Now, answering some reviews before I go…
Cloud: I thought that was illegal.
Shibara:…is it? Oh well…Well, I didn't answer one of punkiemonkie's questions! Okay, here it is…I can spare Cloudy-pooh in the next chapter! You can totally have him then! Isn't that right, Cloudy-pooh?
Cloud:….
Shibara: I take your silence as a yes! Okay? Good…anyways, continuing….Thanks to Kit Thespian for reviewing!
Zack: Yay!
Shibara: Yuppers! Kit Thespian gets any choice of plushies from the FFVII cast! Now, I gotta go to bed, night night! Farewell!
Cloud: Ho hum, I am so heartbroken….
Genesis: Boo hoo….
Shibara: Now, who wants to babysit Picachu while I'm out of town this weekend?
Silence…
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Next Chapter:
Why Zack had to die! And more Fruits Basket! Should I write a fanfic on it???