Shibara1310 enters with her usual book and sits herself at the red leather couch. You remember: the one that traded places with the chair? Well, Shibara likes the couch better, so there.
Shibara: Hello everyone! I know, it's been awhile since I've been updating, but today we're having a special episode of Pikachu Diaries! First of all, the only ones here with me are Genesis, Zack, and Pikachu! Cloud ain't here because punkiemonkie is keeping him company, and she asked for him! Second of all, in this episode we'll be discussing about Zack's death, talking about Genesis' clothes, and we'll be talking about more Fruits Basket! Lastly, I will do the disclaimer.
Disclaimer: Shibara1310 does not own FFVII, any of the spin offs, any of the characters, Pikachu, or Fruits Basket.
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High Heel Shoes
Shibara: Okay! I'm hyped up on Coca Cola, RITZ crackers, and ideas!
Zack: We're doomed.
Genesis: Ah.
Pikachu: PIKA!!!!!
Shibara: Awww, my little pika-chuuuu is soooooooo adorable! Yes, you are!
Zack: You're making me sick.
Shibara hits him: Whatever. Now, first we're talking about Genesis!
Genesis raises eyebrow: What about?
Shibara: You're a cross dresser!
Genesis: Excuse me?
Shibara: Seriously! You're wearing high heeled shoes in the game!
Zack: Oh, oh, oh! Where?!
Shibara sets up a video on YouTube and pauses it at the scene where Genesis picks up his sword after he gets cut on his shoulder: RIGHT THERE!!!!
Genesis: ……Well, it's not my fault…That's just how they created me. Besides, those are special boots designed for especially me.
Shibara: Are we getting cocky, Mr. Rhapsodos?
Genesis:…
Zack: Heh heh, his last name reminds me of 'rhapezoid'.
Shibara:…I don't think that's even a word. I think you're thinking of that certain flower with that weird name…anywho, I don't get why Genesis' outfit changes!
Genesis: How? Do you mean from Dirge of Cerberus? Well, I can't help that!
Shibara:…I wasn't talking about that. I was wondering how come the color fades? I mean, you're the one degenerating, not your clothes.
Silence….
Shibara: C'mon, it's a simple question!
Zack: Maybe…it's because he stands in the sun too long?
Shibara: I never thought of it that way…well, if any of you people knows the answer, please tell in a review!
Genesis: I don't like how my hair changes color…
Shibara: Suck it up. Now, who wants a cookie?
Zack: Oh oh oh oh!!!! I do!!!!!
Shibara: Yay! I also have ice cream!
Genesis: What kind?
Shibara: Moose tracks!
Genesis: Never had it.
Shibara gasps: What!?! You haven't lived until you've had Moose Tracks!
Genesis takes a bite of moose tracks.
Genesis, sarcastically: I'm alive.
Shibara: Great! Now, let's discuss school…
Zack: Why? I thought we were talking about ME? Like, why I died and all.
Shibara: Why the hell do you have to be so impatient? Now shut up and eat your damn cookies!
Zack:…
Shibara: Good. Now, how school is doing…well, I have to write a short story and I'm afraid that the material is too…risqué for my teacher's taste. And I can't even say 'darn' or anything like that.
Genesis: What did you want the story to be about?
Shibara: When my friend almost got kissed.
Genesis: That doesn't sound too bad.
Shibara: Pssh, you want me to tell you the whole story?
Genesis: Never mind…
Shibara: Peaches! I forgot! You know that girl I've been having problems with?
Zack: You mean that bitch?
Shibara slaps him: Now, now, let's not be rude…
Zack: forgiven4ever says you call her that all the time.
Shibara: Oh, heh, did she? Well, yeah, I do, but still….anyways, she was actually nice to me the other day…and I haven't even talked to my ex boyfriend…I think he's a major m-----f----ing bastard…
Genesis, Zack and Pikachu: O.o
Zack: Now, now, let's not be rude…
Shibara: Shut the hell up, I mean it! He's horrible!
Genesis: What exactly happened?
Shibara: Who wants to hear the story of my love life?!
Everyone raises their hand.
Shibara: Well, too bad, that's for a later chapter!
Genesis: Aw, drat…
Zack: Anyways, anything else happening at school?
Shibara: Yeah, they took down those annoying fuzzy decorations from the ceilings. Every week I'd jump up and grab them just to piss off the teachers.
Genesis: Okay….
Shibara: And I got a bad grade on my biology test.
Zack: Ouch…
Shibara: And I hope I don't have to take frickin' mid terms in January…
Genesis: You 'hope'?
Shibara: Yeah! If I have an average of 95, I don't have to take it!
Zack: What a strange school…
Shibara: It is a strange school.
Genesis: Isn't it a Christian school?
Shibara: Actually, it's funny you should mention that. All of the teachers are Christian and teach Christian subjects, like curriculums from Bob Jones University…wow that's a long way away…anyways, that being said, anybody would suppose it is one, but actually, it's more like a public-homeschool group.
Zack:…that is confusing.
Shibara: I know. It's a strange school, but I love it! I mean, it's not strange in a bad way, it's just…unusual.
Genesis: Okay…
Shibara: Cheese puffs!
Genesis: What?
Shibara: I just recently looked up that English translation of you, and I nearly died laughing. I swear, you sound like Puss in Boots!
Genesis:…we already talked about this...
Puss in Boots: It is not yet time for slumber…we still have much work to do, my brother…
Genesis: Hey, where did he come from?
Zack kicks Puss in Boots out the window.
Shibara: Hey! He was Pikachu's baby sitter! Now you have to be stuck with him for the rest of the chapter!
Pikachu: Pika, pika, pika…
Genesis: Oh great…
Shibara: Now, Zack, why were you so stupid enough to face a sea of endless 3rd class SOLIDERs when you had poor Cloudy-poo to protect?
Zack: Hey! I could've beaten them! But the stupid game play made it look like there was an endless sea of puny soldiers……even though there wasn't! I could've beaten them!
Genesis: Pssh, yeah right…
Zack: Hey, you watch your punkass attitude, you bastard. Who beat the shit outta you in that tunnel in Banola?
Genesis:….
Shibara: Awkward…hey, that reminds me, did you know that a few people paired you two together!?
Genesis and Zack stare at each other before scooting away.
Zack: Excuse me while I throw up.
Genesis:….Ew…
Shibara: Just wanted to let that out! I laughed.
Genesis: Why?
Shibara: Because. Same reason why I don't see why people even think of pairing Sephy and Cloud together. Poor Cloud…
Zack: Gross…
Shibara: I mean, Cloud is Sephiroth's enemy! Vice versa! In fact, I ain't a Yaoi fan at all, so there's another reason.
Genesis: Do you think it's wrong?
Shibara: I ain't saying. All I'm saying is that I'm not a fan of it. Okay, anyways, back to the point…
Zack: Which is…?
Shibara: Your death! Couldn't it have been more…I dunno, more? Death by thousands of puny soldiers ain't that patriotic.
Zack: Excuse me, I protected Cloud! And it was brave!
Shibara: Okay, well, I'm just glad they didn't have Sephy kill you. That would've been too typical. But if they had Tseng kill you, it would've been interesting!
Zack:…why kill me at all? I mean, I am more cooler than Cloud!
Silence….
Genesis: I think that was the wrong answer…
Shibara: It sure as hell was…better start apologizing, puppy…
Zack: Okay! I'm sorry!
Shibara: That's better. Cloud is the coolest Emo Chocobo person ever in the history of Final Fantasy! Though I do favor you and Genesis more…
Genesis: I feel so loved…
Shibara hugs his neck: Yes, I wuv you! Even though you're a cross dresser…
Shibara drops Genesis: Anyways, now to our next subject! Fruits Basket!
Genesis gets up from the floor: Ouch, okay, what about it?
Shibara: It's grooviness!
Genesis: Is that even a word?
Shibara: Nope, I made it up!
Zack:…yeah…
Shibara: Anyways, I think I'm gonna do a fanfic about it!
Zack: Joy. What about?
Shibara: What do you think, doofus? Tohru and Kyo!!!!! I love Kyo-Kyo::huggles Pikachu::
Pikachu: Pika-chuuuu! –sneeze-
Genesis: Okay, but what's gonna be the plot?
Shibara: I dunno…I'm still thinking! I want it to be a short story…so, if any of you have any ideas for a plot, please mention it! I'm just kinda nervous about it…
Zack: Why?
Shibara: Because! Just recently I've read the best one ever!
Genesis: Which one?
Shibara: Well, I would mention it, but I don't have the author's approval But I love it! And if you're reading this, author, I love the part when Kyo purred while kissing Tohru!
Zack: Heh, oh yeah, well, that still doesn't answer our question…
Shibara: I'm worried that mine will be absolutely nothing compared to others! They're so detailed and the story line flows nicely…I've only watched the show…I need to read the manga, but my parents wouldn't even know what that is, and I'm sure it cost money to buy, and I'm broke!
Genesis: How much money do you have?
Shibara takes out wallet and counts: $13. 33.
Zack: Hmm, you're not too broke..
Shibara: But I'm planning on buying my best friend a Christmas present!
Genesis: Why?
Shibara hits him with her copy of the Jenova box: You zincous! You ungrateful monster! I like buying my friends presents…
Zack: Anyways, maybe you can read the manga online!
Shibara: Yes, but I don't know what website.
Genesis: Just Google it.
Zack: Yes, that should work!
Shibara: Every time I Google something, it comes up with a completely different subject! One time I typed in something, and I got a baby names website in the results!
Zack:….what were you searching?
Shibara: Advent Children.
Genesis: Wow.
Shibara: Yeah…that reminds me, do you think that Genesis was just an idea that came from the creators after Advent Children was made? I mean, you never hear about him until the end of Dirge of Cerberus.
Zack: It still remains a mystery.
Genesis:…I feel so unloved…
Shibara: Whatever, don't feel bad. At least you look like Gackt!
Genesis: Oh, shut up, that doesn't make me feel any better…
Zack: What's your problem?
Genesis: You wanna take it outside, puppy?
Zack: Stop calling me that, cross dresser!
Genesis: I ain't a damn cross dresser!
Zack: Then why do you wear high heels?
Genesis: At least I don't lose against a few pathetic soldiers and leave my best friend alone!
Zack: You're a bastard!
Genesis: You're a player! I'm surprised that Aerith ever went out with you!
Guys break into a fight.
Shibara: Oh, what did I do to deserve this? Anyways, please review! I know, I wasn't in a random mood at all, but the next chapter should be! Send me love and support! And I'll let you know how Genesis and Zack turn out…
Pikachu: Pika?
Shibara: Oh yeah! And the next chapter we get a visit from the forgiven4ever trio, including Leighton, Endlesshorizen and forgiven4ever herself! We talk about love!
Genesis: Yuck…
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Note: Next chapter!
Let's talk about love! The love life of Shibara, how it happened and when…and Pikachu isn't with us, sniff…
Zack: Thank God…