Shibara1310 enters the dark room with her book and a mysterious list…and a Cloud plushie. Hey, she did miss him in the last chapter, you know…Anyways, Shibara walks to the center of the room and sits down on the couch…Then, the spotlight shines down on her.

Shibara: Hello, all! I am here today with the whole crew, except for Vincent. He doesn't feel too good today, so he's staying at home. Now, I have some announcements to make during this chapter, and in this chapter, I explain to everybody the story of my love life! Even if it's boring…I'm trying to cheer up from it, so I'll make fun of myself. Okay? Good, now, onto the show, and special thanks at the end of the chapter! And Cloud's back with us today!

Disclaimer: Shibara1310 doesn't own FFVII, any of the spin offs, any of the characters, or anything else I may mention…

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Let's Talk About Love!

Zack: I think I'm gonna throw up…

Shibara hits him with her book: Shut up! I'm the author, and I can talk about my love story if I want!

Genesis: I thought you're not allowed to date…

Shibara: I'm not…

Reno: So, yo, how'd you hook up?

Shibara punches him: I did NOT hook up with him! And let's call my ex boyfriend a random name…hrmm…

Cloud enters: How about 'Fugly'?

Shibara: I was thinking more like 'Mr. Candy Wrapper', but 'Fugly' is shorter and makes more sense…okay! Fugly it is!

Genesis: So…how did you manage to have a boyfriend when you're not allowed to? You're 15 and your dad doesn't want you to be involved with a guy until you're 16.

Shibara: I know.

Zack:…so? Can you answer our question, damn it?!

Shibara slaps him: Of course. Only in the 11th chapter, you have to be my personal chocobo.

Zack: AGAIN?!?!

Shibara: Yup! Now, the basic answer to your question: Teenage Rebellion.

Sephiroth enters: That doesn't sound like you, Shibi…

Aerith: Yeah, I thought you were better than that…

Shibara gives her a glare: I didn't want to obey my dad, and I met this guy at school last year. He's like, 3 years older than me, and I was 14 at the time, so yeah, it was awkward, but we became best friends!

Kadaj:….Best friends?

Shibara: Yeah, but you wouldn't know, because you don't have any friends, mama's boy.

Kadaj runs off crying.

Pikachu: Pika???

Tifa: You know, you don't have to be mean to him.

Shibara: His brother was making advances towards you.

Cloud: WHAT::Cloud goes off with his bad ass buster sword searching for Loz::

Tifa:…No, he wasn't…

Shibara: I know, it just looked like it….aw, darn it, when's Cloud coming back?

Zack: Who cares?

Shibara: I DO!!! I am not continuing until he comes back…but we can do announcements while we're waiting!

Sephy: Joy…

Shibara: Now, we are….::fumbles through her huge pile of lists::

Shibara:…going to hold another sing along chapter!

All: Oh, shit…

Pikachu: Pikachu!!!!

Shibara: I know, you hate me, but in chapter 9, which I believe is the next chapter, we'll have it. And the songs, singers, and characters performing are:

Fergalicious, by Fergie, going to be sung by Tifa and Cloud, and rename it 'Tifalicious'…

Way I'm Are, by Timbaland, going to be sung by Zack and Aerith.

'Jar of Dirt' by Jack Sparrow, going to sung by Kadaj and rename it 'Box of Mother'…

And 'Who Let the Dogs Out?' by Baha Men, sung by Zack, Cloud, Reno, and special guest, Nanaki! A.K.A, Red XIII.

Now, who disagrees?

Tifa: I am NOT singing that Fergie song! It does NOT describe me!

Shibara shrugs: I know. I switched the name around, cut A LOT of parts out, and yeah…if anybody disagrees, then I have two choices for you readers…Please say what you want in a review…Either 'Every Time We Touch', by Cascada, or 'Stickwitu' by the PussyCat Dolls. By Tifa! Okay?

Tifa: Damn, I don't like either of those songs…

Shibara: Tough.

Tifa:….

Zack: I have to sing 'Who Let The Dogs Out'?

Shibara: Yup, yup!

Zack: Why?

Shibara: Because I said so, Zack the 'Puppy'….

Cloud enters: Why do I have to sing it?

Shibara: BECAUSE!!!! SHUT THE HELL UP!!!! Oh, by the way, welcome back! Where's Loz?

Cloud:….

Shibara: Where. Is. Loz?

Cloud:…He's alive…

Shibara: Oh shit, what did you do?

None of them ever found out where Loz was. But, Shibara soon forced it out of Cloud when they were alone, that Cloud had sent Loz to a Yaoi bar, tied up. They never heard from him again.

Shibara: Well, back to the songs…

Aerith: I have to sing 'Way I'm Are'? Isn't that a stripper song?

Shibara: I know. And I knew you would complain, so I totally changed the meaning of the song! Happy?

Aerith Smiles: Yup!

Sephiroth: Am I singing anything?

Shibara: Errm, no.

Genesis: What about me?

Shibara: Nope! You get to give me a piggy back ride!

Genesis:……shit…..

Shibara ignores him: So, back to my love story….anyways, Fugly and I were best friends, and then he started to crush on me.

Reno: Zutto, then what?

Shibara: WAIT!!!!! Hold up, wait a minute, put a little love in it!

Everyone:…O.o…

Sephiroth: What?

Shibara: Where's Yuffie?

Sephiroth looks uncomfortable: I have no idea…

Shibara: YES YOU DO, YOU (&()#&(&#!#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All:…..

Shibara: Okay, I'll call her…::dials Yuffie's phone::

Shibara: YUFFIE!!! Where the hell are you?!?!? You better get your ass down here, NOW!!!!!

Silence…

Shibara: Oh, okay….::hangs up::

Zack: What was that about?

Shibara: Yuffie is suffering from a migraine. Apparently, she tried to steal the black materia and it back fired on her….::Glares at Sephy::

Sephy: It wasn't my fault!

Shibara: Okay, holy son of a cheese biscuit!

Cloud: What?

Shibara: Everybody has their costumes for the play, right?

Pikachu: Pika!

Everybody nods.

Shibara: Good. Vincent is still gonna be in it, so will Yuffie. I decided to have a special guest as the angel!

Genesis: Oh, who?

Shibara: It's a surprise! Now, where's Kadaj? That whiney ass hole better be back here in a few minutes, or I'll put acid in his leather suit….

Cloud:….

Tifa:…Oh, when will Rufus be in here?

Shibara: Who says he will?

Tifa: Can he? Please?

Shibara raises an eyebrow::Thinking:: Hmm…Seems like Tifa fancies Rufus…Cloud will get jealous….Tifa is probably doing it to make him jealous and confess his love to her….and Rufus has no idea….Perfect!

Shibara: Oh, um, he'll watch the play, of course!

Tifa looks relieved.

Shibara: All right, now, here comes special guest, forgiven4ever!!!!

Forgiven4ever: What the hell do you want me here for?

Shibara: Because. You need to tell everyone how you told Fugly off.

Forgiven4ever: 'Fugly'?

Shibara: Mr. Candy Wrapper.

Forgiven4ever: Oh….well, that damn son of a bitch pissed the hell outta me when I saw Shibi in the front yard in the middle of the might crying.

Zack:…why was she in the front yard in the middle of the night crying?

Shibara: Oh yeah, I need to explain that…

Genesis: Yeah, you do…

Shibara: Well, Fugly made me this promise that we would get married, and somehow find a way to stay together, and all of that stuff.

Sephiroth: He was lying.

Shibara: Of course, he was, but I was too stupid to realize it. A month after we were together, he called it off because I wasn't allowed to date. A week after, he went out with that bitch at school I keep on complaining about.

Cloud: Well, you know what was happening there…

Shibara: Yup. I would say details, but I don't want anybody to read this and know who I am and crap like that. BUT if anybody sends me a private message asking me why I hate Fugly so much, I can explain!

Genesis: It's simple. He broke your heart.

Shibara: Yup!

All:….

Aerith: Poor Shibara…

Shibara: Yeah, and 4ever was pissed at him.

4ever: Hell, yeah…

Reno: Yo, I have a question, 4ever…

4ever: What?

Reno: How come you two swear all the time? I mean, you say you're Christians, but aren't Christians funny about swearing?

Shibara: Yup, they are, well, some are…but we swear because we were raised kinda rugged and stuff like that. Where we lived, people swore all the time. I guess you could say it rubbed on off us.

Zack:…oh…

Shibara: And I don't really think there's anything WRONG with it, just that it's kinda rude and stuff like that…

Reno: That doesn't make any sense, zutto…

Shibara: Oh well, I tried. Now, who wants cake?

All: I do!!!

Shibara: Tough. My best friend ain't the last piece last night.

Zack: Then why did you offer?

Shibara: Because I wanted to crush your hopes. Mwahah!

Cloud:…

Shibara: But we do have left over apple pie!

All: Yum.

:: after everyone ate…::

Tifa: Hey, what are these?

Shibara looks in Tifa's hand and sees three red cards.

Shibara: KUDOS!

Tifa: Kudos?

Shibara: Yup! I save them up. My teachers give them to me whenever I get a good grade. Oh oh oh!!!! Good news!

Genesis: What?

Shibara: I have a feeling that I won't need to take my mid term for Algebra.

Zack: Oh?

Shibara: Yeah! I got some Kudos for getting a 101 on my test!

Aerith: That's good!

Zack: Yup!

Shibara: Yeah…how come you two are getting along better?

Aerith: Oh, are we?

Shibara: Yup!

Zack: I have no clue. It's all magical…

Shibara: You need to lay off the Mountain Dew…

Zack: Who's talking? Shibara, you drink like, three in one sitting. And you stay up til the ungodly hours of the morning. Like, right now it's 4:38.

Shibara: Yeah. In the afternoon…I'm laying off that stuff now. It reminds me of Fugly.

Cloud:…why?

Shibara: Because. He got me hooked on the Dew for awhile. Stupid freak…He ain't even a Mountain Dew fan…

Genesis: Weird…

Shibara: Now, time for randomness! Marth is AWESOME!!!!!!!

All:….

Reno: Who's Marth?

Shibara: I dunno what game he's from, but he's Japanese, he has a black cloak and kinda bluish, grey outfit, blue hair, sword, and he's the Prince of something…

Genesis:…if you don't know what game he's from, how do you know about him?

Shibara: Super Smash Melee!

Sephy: Oh, that game…

Shibara: Yeah, I beat you a billion times playing Sheik.

Zack: Shibi beat Sephiroth?

Cloud:…wow….

Shibara: Yup! Now, I have a question…

All:…

Shibara: How many Cheeze Its does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zack:…Hm, 100?

Genesis: That's impossible…

Sephy: The point of this?

Tifa:….hmm….

Cloud:….

Aerith: I have no clue…

Kadaj enters: KILL THE LADY BUGS!!!!

Shibara throws her book and knocks Kadaj out: I swear, he's out to get my lady bugs…but, anyways, Reno?

Reno: Zutto….

Shibara: Okay, the answer is…'Get Your Own Box' and find out!

All:….

Genesis: That wasn't really funny….

Shibara: I know. Okay, everyone say 'bye'!

All: Bye.

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Note: That was weird….Special thanks to punkiemonkie!!!! You get plushies of Reno, Zack, and Cloudy-pooh! And cake of your choice!

Zack: Why not cookies?

Shibara: You ate all of them, remember?

Next Chapter: Sing Alongs!!!!! Revisited…