You didn't have me at hello

a/n I don't own it boo hoo ho

Thanks everyone for your great reviews. You amaze me and you make me try to write better. Again I apologize if my grammer isn't that good, but I am trying my best.

By the way, this is dedicated to everyone who has given me a review and do those who will. In particular to itsbetterwithjam who requested Edward's POV on Lauren, which I wasn't going to, but I was on the bus and got it done.

Chapter 13 – The End-sort of

Edward POV

Tuesday – Feb 17 - 2:30am

"Ring…Ring" Who the hell is calling me at this ungodly hour.

"Hello."

"Hey baby, I am downstairs. Can I come up?"

"The door will be open."

Good she's here. Now I can get this over with. Should I do it now and risk her getting into a car accident? Should we fuck and then in the morning give her the bad news? She hasn't seen my face yet, so she might be extra good and just give me some head.

"Oh my god! Edward what the hell happened?"

"No worries Lauren. I bumped into a wall."

"Bullshit – which one – Emmett or Jasper?"

"Don't worry about it?"

"Oh baby, are you feeling ok? Do you have a headache?"

"Yes, it's screaming pain."

"Oh, let me take care of that for you."

She's going down. Yes, I don't have to do her tonight and I get some release. Let me just enjoy this because she does give good head…mmmm

9am

"Edward, you need to start getting up, we have to go to work."

"Sorry Lauren, I am not going in for about a week. I will be working from home. Dr. Daddy's orders."

"Hey that's a great idea. I have my laptop in the car. I can call in and work from here and I can take care of you."

Take your hands off of me.

"Listen Lauren, let's be two honest adults here. You and me – it ain't cutting it."

"Edward, what are you talking about. We are the perfect couple. All the society papers are looking forward to this wedding and we are the the "it" couple. Edward…"

"Listen it hasn't been working out for several weeks now and I have fallen out of love. I don't want you and I don't want this marriage. Got it."

"You son of a bitch. You knew this and you still had me give you head. What the hell is wrong with you? Is that all I was - just a good fuck to you?"

"Hey you said it, I didn't"

Smack…damn that didn't hurt..ha ha ha

"You are a complete asshole and a slime bucket! You don't know what you just lost Edward Cullen! I am the best you ever got and from now on it's going to be downhill. "

"Listen bitch…"

"No you listen, I have been getting the hints and it's that whore Bella who put you against me huh? She has you and your family against me! Before, I had no problem with you or your family and now I have all types of problems. How was she in bed Edward? Was she as good as I was? Does she give you fucking first-class head? "

I couldn't hid me comment "We haven't done anything – yet."

She smacked me again but on the bad side. Damn that hurt. "Let me tell you something, she is a fucking whore. Remember what you called her so many years ago? Well guess what, she's still one and she isn't worth anyone's time. So you are going to give me up, the best you can have for that piece of shit. You know – maybe she won't give you some, maybe she's a dyke…did you ever think of that?"

"Oh now, she is a true heterosexual lady, unlike you!"

Smack – damn that drew blood. "Fuck you Edward. You are going to regret leaving me with the short end of the stick."

Slam. Finally, I can get some sleep.

I can now dream how I am going to get Isabella Denali…yummy.