Shibara1310 skips in, humming happily and sits down on the couch.
Shibara: Hullo, chums! Today, as you should know, is special! It's another sing-along chapter! I hope you enjoy it, and Tifa's song will be last, since I want you guys to be surprised and see what song I used for her. That will remain a secret until the end. Then we'll talk more about the Christmas Play, and Shibara1310 does not own ANYTHING. Not any of the songs, not FFVII, spin offs, ANYTHING. And not Pikachu!
Shibara: Another thing, I'm starting to clean up the language, but I think I put in about three bad words in here...So, I hope everybody's happy! I need to start cleaning up my language because it's becoming a bad habit with me. I have to go to a Christian college every year for camp and if I swear or anything, I could get kicked out. So, enjoy!
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Sing Along Revisited.
Shibara: Mwaha….
Genesis groans. If you guys remember, Shibara told him that he would have to give her a piggy back ride. And that's what he was doing right at that moment.
Genesis: How long do I have to carry you?
Shibara: For the whole chapter! Now, I won't call you chocobo because you don't have gravity defying hair like Cloud and Zack.
Zack: My hair is just spiky, and I style it. Cloud's is natural.
Cloud:…
Shibara: Now, I will introduce all of the characters. BUT Vincent isn't with us, sadly, because he's suffering a migraine. Chaos went out of control and killed all of the Yaoi fan girls at the anime convention.
All:…O.o…
Genesis: Wow…
Shibara: Now, Yuffie is back with us!
Sephiroth: Oh God…
Yuffie clings onto him: Nyuk, nyuk!!! Where's the black materia?!?!
Sephiroth: It's inside Mother's head, and quite frankly, I don't have Jenova with me.
Shibara fiddles with a black box with a seal wrapped around it.
Sephiroth: MOTHER!!!!
Shibara: Oh, is this your mother::Throws it over Genesis' head::
Neither of them knew that it was actually a copy of Jenova that Shibara spent days making.
Yuffie catches it: Yippee!!!! Black Materia is MINE!!!!! Nyuk nyuk!!!
Sephiroth: Damn you…
Yuffie: Meanie…::opens Mother and grabs out the 'Black Materia'::
Again, none of them knew that Shibara spent weeks making the outer layer of her copy of the black materia perfect.
Yuffie: I summon SIN-Bahamut!!!!!!
Nothing happens…
Sephiroth grabs it from her: METEOR!!!!!!!
Nothing happens.
Shibara: Ho hum…
Zack: Maybe it's broken…
Yuffie runs off crying. Sephiroth walks away.
Shibara: Okay, I guess those two ain't going to be here…darn it, I missed Yuffie…
Genesis: You did?
Shibara chokes Genesis: Yes, of course I did!!!!
Genesis gags: Okay, who else is here?
Kadaj enters with only a towel on.
FanGirls: SQUEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kadaj rolls his eyes: It's not my fault I'm in a towel! Shibara put acid on my only black leather outfit! And Sephiroth wouldn't let me borrow his!
Shibara:…you two share clothes?
Kadaj:….
Zack: Okay…
Aerith enters: Oh, I'm so nervous about singing!!!
Shibara: Well, it's not your fault your off-key…
Receives glare.
Tifa: Yazoo ain't gonna be here, is he?
Shibara: Of course not.
Cloud:….
Tifa:….
Shibara: Okay, now, Reno and Nanaki should be here soon…
Reno: Let's get this party started! Zutto…
Shibara: Okay, where's Nanaki?
Reno shrugs: He got caught up by the police because he accidently set the fire department in flames. The fire fighters had a life time supply of booze so the department exploded.
Shibara: Wow…well, we'll have to wait for him, then! Special guest, Hojo is here!
Hojo: I'm GENIUS!!!! Hee hee heee heeeee!!!!!!!
Sephiroth from distance: Why don't you die, you ----------------------------------?!?!?!
Genesis glares at Hojo: Go to Hell.
Shibara: Now, now, let's not be rude to our guest…
Sephiroth kicks Hojo out the window: There.
Shibara: Oh well…He was pissing me off anyways with his high, girly voice…
Zack: Yeah…
Enter Nanaki!!!!!
Shibara: Yay! Nanaki is here! Now we can start! After everyone practices, of course…
Tifa: I still hate the song I'm doing….
Shibara: Whatever….Okay, first up we have Zack and Aerith singing a…er….duet? I guess you might call it that…
Aerith: At least you cleaned it up a bit…
Zack: Yeah…
Shibara: What can I say? Now, I won't say if I like any of the songs or not. If you hate the songs, say so in your review and which songs you hate. Like, the last sing-along, punkiemonkie said she hated SexyBack. I agree. So…who's ready to party!?!?!
All:…..
Shibara: Hrmm, okay, let's start!
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First up: Way I'm Are Remix by Timbaland, performed by Zack and Aerith. I do not own this song, but I did edit the lyrics a bit to Aerith's liking…Now, enjoy! I also shortened the songs, like I did before.
Zack: Baby all I know, you're the type of girl I wanna' show, show what type of man I am and how I roll. I'm the type of man you call your friends and go. Lemme' talk to you girl. Baby you ain't gotta' put on the front for me, and I'm not buyin' and gotta' drive a benz' to be the type of man that buy your wedding ring. Baby I ain't going nowhere…
Zack, continued: Baby if you strip, you can get a tip, but I like you just the way you are…I don't wanna strip, and I want to quit. Can you handle me the way I'm are? You don't needs the Gs or the car keys, girl I like you just the way you are…If you let me see you strip, you might get a tip, but I like yah, like yah, like yah, like yah….
Zack, continued: I ain't got no money, I ain't got no car to take you on a date, I can't even buy you flowers. But together we could be the perfect soul mates. Talk to me girl…
Aerith: Baby, it's alright now, you ain't gotta flaunt for me. If we go and touch, you can still touch my love, it's free. We can work without the perks just you and me. Work it out 'til we get it right…
Aerith, continued: Baby if you strip, you can get a tip, but I like you just the way you are…
Zack: I don't wanna strip, and I want to quit. Can you handle me the way I'm are?
Aerith: I don't need the Gs or the car keys, boy, I like you just the way you are…
Aerith and Zack: If you let me see you strip, you can get a tip, but I like yah, like yah, like yah, like yah….
Zack: I ain't got no Visa. I ain't got no Red American Express. We can't go nowhere exotic. It don't matter 'cause I'm the one that loves you best. Talk to me girl…
Aerith: Oh, baby, it's alright now, you ain't gotta flaunt for me. If we go and touch, you can still touch my love, it's free. We can work without the perks just you and me. Work it out 'til we get it right…
Aerith, continued: Baby if you strip, you can get a tip, but I like you just the way you are…
Zack: I don't wanna strip, and I want to quit. Can you handle me the way I'm are?
Aerith: I don't need the Gs or the car keys, boy, I like you just the way you are…
Aerith and Zack: If you let me see you strip, you can get a tip, but I like yah, like yah, like yah, like yah….
-- End Song—
Shibara::blinks::…okay…
Genesis: I hated it…
Shibara: Zack, did you even pronounce those words correctly? I couldn't understand a word you sang. Even if you called that singing…And Aerith…
Aerith: Yes?
Shibara: Sign up for singing lessons.
Aerith gasps and runs out.
Kadaj: Man, and I thought I was sensitive…
Zack: I can't help that I suck! I hate that song!
Cloud:…
Shibara: Cloud? Reno?
Reno: I liked it, zutto…
Cloud: Yeah….
Shibara: All right…Tifa?
Tifa:…I hate what you call, 'love songs'. They're too fake.
Pikachu: PIKACHU!!!!!!!!
Shibara: Okay, I see everyone hates it except Reno and Cloud.
Nanaki: It was useless, little one…
Shibara: Okay, stop talking to me like I was still 5 years old. Guess what?!?
All:…
Shibara: Hrmm, well we're taking a break now, since everybody needs to stop PMSing…
Zack: I am NOT PMSing!
Genesis: That's impossible for men, like I pointed out in an earlier chapter…
Shibara scratches his head: Yeah….
Genesis: STOP DOING THAT!!!!!!
Shibara: Ewwww…..you have lice….what kind of shampoo do you use?
Genesis: Who says I use shampoo?
Shibara: Gross. First he's a cross dresser, now he's a hobo….Now, who wants to go streaking!?!?!?!
All: O.o…
Shibara: C'mon, it's fun!
Zack: How do you know?
Shibara:…
Genesis: Yeah, you never tried before.
Shibara: I hear it's fun…all right. Let's go skinny dipping instead!
Cloud: Oh God, no…
Shibara: Spin the bottle!!!!!!
Tifa: No.
Hojo: Let's play doctor!!!!!!!!
Sephiroth:…..Heck, no...
Shibara: Oh, hey they're back!
Yuffie: Nyuk nyuk!!!! We got through the front door.
Shibara: Oh….okay, Truth or Dare.
Zack: That sounds good to me…
Aerith returns: Sure…
Shibara: Okay, I will pick one person, and one person only! And I choose Hojo!
Hojo: Hee hee heee!!!!!!
Shibara: Truth or Dare?
Hojo: I never liked the truth…Dare me!!!
Shibara: I dare you to jump off Niagara Falls.
Hojo: All righty::runs off::
Shibara: There. That shouldn't take too long…tell me when he comes back…
All:….
Shibara: Okay, next song!!!! 'Who Let The Dogs Out?' with the 'ruff' part by Nanaki!!
Nanaki:…I'm not a dog…
Shibara: You're not a cat either. You're like…in between…
Tifa: Ew…
Zack:…
Cloud:…
Genesis:…
Shibara: What?
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Second song is 'Who Let the Dogs Out?' by Baha Men, performed by Zack, Reno, Cloud, and Nanaki! Again, I shortened it…so, hope you enjoy! Very odd song…in my taste…
Zack and Cloud: Who let the dogs out?
Nanaki: Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!
Zack: Who let the dogs out?
Nanaki: Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!
Cloud: Who let the dogs out?
Nanaki: Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!
Zack and Cloud: Who let the dogs out?
Reno: Well, the party was nice, the party was pumpin'…
Zack: Yippie-Ki-Yo!
Reno: And everybody havin' a ball.
Cloud: Yippie-Ki-Yo!
Reno: I tell the fellas "start the name calling"…
Zack: Yippie-Ki-Yo!
Reno: And the girls respond to the call…I heard a woman shout out:
Zack and Cloud: Who let the dogs out?
Nanaki: Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!
Zack: Who let the dogs out?
Nanaki: Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!
Cloud: Who let the dogs out?
Nanaki: Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!
Zack and Cloud: Who let the dogs out?
Nanaki: Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!
Reno: I see ya little speed boat head up our coast, she really want to skip town. Get back gruffy, back scruffy, get back you flea infested mongrel!
Reno, continued: Gonna tell myself "hey, man, no get angry"…
Zack: Yippie-Ki-Yo!
Reno: To any girls calling them canine.
Cloud: Yippie-Ki-Yo!
Reno: But they tell me "Hey Man, It's part of the Party!"
Zack: Yippie-Ki-Yo!
Reno: You put a woman in front and her man behind…I heard woman shout out:
Zack and Cloud: Who let the dogs out?
Nanaki: Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!
Zack: Who let the dogs out?
Nanaki: Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!
Cloud: Who let the dogs out?
Nanaki: Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!
Zack and Cloud: Who let the dogs out?
Nanaki: Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!
--End song—
Shibara: Wow…
Genesis: Weird…
Reno: I liked it, yo…
Zack: I sounded very repetitive…
Cloud: Yeah, me too…
Shibara: Heh, Zack, good job, Cloud, don't sleep while you're singing. It sounds more like snoring…and Reno, you need to know how to rap. You sound….I dunno…weird?
Reno: I resent that…
Shibara: Now, we're moving onto Kadaj's song, since it's VERY short!
Kadaj: Aw man…
Shibara: I think it fits you well….
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Jar of Dirt by Jack Sparrow, I do not own…like the other songs…performed by Kadaj! And a little part by Sephiroth. We renamed it 'Box of Mother'.
Kadaj: I got a box of Mother…
I got a box of Mother…
And guess what's inside it?
Sephiroth: Um…Mother?
--End song—
Shibara: Good job! Kadaj, you sounded like your crazy self, as usual…And Sephiroth sounded sarcastic, which was good…you two might win the Sing-Along Awards in the next chapter!!! Oh yeah, by the way, reviewers: Post your vote! Tell me which song you like better. Now, onto Tifa's. Now, I know I gave you choices of two other songs, but I was listening to Fergalicious again, and I decided to do something very different…..
Zack: Like what?
Cloud:…Oh shit…
Shibara: Wow, it's a shock to hear anything from Cloud, but a swear word?
Cloud: Shut up…
Genesis: Oh, heh heh, yeah, I know what's gonna happen…
Shibara: Trust me, readers, I know what I'm doing.
Tifa: Yeah right...
Aerith: I think this song is perverted!
Shibara: You think everything's perverted…
Aerith: I do not!
Zack: Anyways, back to the point…
Shibara: Oh yeah! I have a surprise after this song!
Cloud: Joy….
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Now, Fergalicious by Fergie, performed by Tifa and Cloud!!!! But it's mainly focused on Tifa because I renamed it 'Tifalicious'….
Cloud: Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it: the beat that I'm bangin' is delicious…
Tifa: Tifalicious definition make them boys go loco. They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo. You could see me, you can't squeeze me. I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy. I got reasons why I tease 'em. Boys just come and go like seasons. Tifalicious…
Cloud: So delicious…
Tifa: But I ain't promiscuous. And if you was suspicious, all that crap is fictitious. I blow kisses…
Cloud: Mmmwwahhh…
Tifa: That puts them boys on rock, rock. And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got. It's so delicious…
Cloud: It's hot, hot…
Tifa: So delicious…
Cloud: I put them boys on rock, rock…
Tifa: So delicious…
Cloud: They wanna taste of what I got…
Tifa: I'm Tifalicious….t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty….
Tifa: Tifalicious definition make them boys go crazy. They always claim they know me, comin' to me, call me Sexy. I'm the T to the I, to the F and the A, and can't no other lady put it down like 'may'. I'm Tifalicious. My body stay vicious. I'll be up in the gym just working on my fitness. He's my witness, I put yo' boy on rock, rock, and he be lining down the block just to watch what I got…
Tifa: So delicious
Cloud: It's hot, hot…
Tifa: So delicious
Cloud: I put them boys on rock, rock…
Tifa: So delicious
Cloud: They wanna taste of what I got…
Tifa: I'm Tifalicious…
--End Song—
Everyone: O.o
Genesis: Whoah…
Tifa: Gag me!
Aerith slaps her: That was perverted!
Tifa: It's not my fault! Blame Shibara!
Shibara: Watch it…
Cloud:…I am so disturbed..
Shibara: Yeah…I did it to be random! I'm sorry…I think Cloud is the hottest Final Fantasy character EVER in the history of it, and I don't think him like I portrayed him in the song at all. If you feel sorry for him, then send him a hug by review!
Shibara jumps off Genesis and hugs Cloud: See? I feel sorry for him!
Cloud: Then why did you have me sing that?
Shibara drops him: Because! I was bored. Now, let's hear a song from Pikachu! 'Jingle Bells' chorus!
Zack: Can it sing?
Pikachu: Pika-CHUU!!!!!
Shibara: That's right, my little pika…Don't you DARE insult Pikachu!
Zack:….
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Jingle Bells chorus, sung by Pikachu.
Pikachu: Pika, pika, pika! Pika, pika, pika! Pikachu, pika, pika, pika!!!!! Pikachu, pikachu, pika, pika, pika, pika, pika, pika-chuuuuuuuu!!!!
--end song—
Zack sniggers: Um, good job?
Shibara: Aw, you did so awesome::huggles Pikachu::
Aerith:….Eh, what did it sing again?
Receives glare from Shibara.
Shibara: Okay. Wow…this was a long chapter, wasn't it? Oh well. Tune in next time!
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Next chapter: Christmas Play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!