Shibara1310 makes a dramatic entrance as she strolls in casually with her head held high and her book in her right hand. Making her way to the center of the room, she sees her old chair. But it doesn't come as a surprise…interesting…Sitting herself down, Shibara opens her book and clears her throat…
Shibara: Hello to all! Today is special! But every day is special, correct? Now, I do have my old chair back and so and so…Another thing is that we have only a couple of characters today! There's Zack, Cloudy-poo, Sephiroth, Genesis, Tifa and Aeris! We also have a special guest today, but he will only have like, two lines. But ho hum! On with the show! Tifa has a surprise for us and I act weird. As usual…
Disclaimer: Shibara1310 does not own Pikachu, FFVII, Crisis Core, Advent Children, Tifa's T-shirt, Edward Scissorhands, Sweeney Todd, or anything else she may mention randomly.
Blueberry Muffins
Shibara sets down her book on her chair as she gets up: Hello, everyone…
Zack enters: Stop it, you're creeping me out…
Sephiroth: Yes, you are…
Shibara squeals and runs up to Sephiroth, hugging him around his waist.
Zack:…Shibi, did you hit your head or something?
Shibara: WAHHH!!!!!!!
Cloud enters: I think she's been watching too many Crisis Core clips…
Sephiroth: Get. Off. Now.
Shibara: No!
Sephiroth sighs and rolls his eyes.
::Enter the ever-so-loved Genesis::
Genesis: Hey, why is she hugging him? She practically hates him.
Shibara walks up to Genesis and slaps him: You (&()$&(#)!#---)(#&!(!$!!!!!!!!!!!
Zack: Whoah…
Genesis: Ow! What the hell did I do?
Shibara: Everything! –cries again-
Zack: Too many Crisis Core videos.
Genesis: Oh…
Sephiroth: It's not entirely my fault I burned down Nibelheim…
Cloud:…
Zack: Pssh, yeah right. I think you were the one with the torch, my silver-haired friend.
Sephiroth shoots him evil glare: Shut up…
Zack: So, Shibi, what else is new besides your raging hormones?
Shibara: -SMACK!- I do NOT have raging hormones!
Zack: Whatever…
Shibara: Well, anyways, only you guys and Tifa and Aeris are gonna be here today…
Tifa: Hello guys!
Aeris: -smiles-
Shibara: Tifa, how many times do I have to tell you NOT to wear that shirt?
Tifa was wearing another t-shirt saying 'My Fandom Wears A Sheet' with a picture of Rufus.
Tifa: Huh?
Aeris: I thought today Zack has to give you a piggy back ride…
Shibara: Nope! I changed my mind!
Zack: Whew…
Shibara: You have to give Aeris a piggy back ride!
Zack: Oh, okay…
Aeris:…
Cloud: Hey Tifa, what are you wearing on your finger?
Tifa: Oh yeah! Thanks for reminding me, Cloud! I have an announcement to make!
Zack carrying Aeris: What?
Shibara:….-thinking- here comes Emo Chocobo's reaction…
Tifa: Rufus and I are getting married!
Sephiroth: Our apologies…
Tifa: Hey, it's nothing to be sorry about! It's a good thing!
Sephiroth:…so I've heard…
Aeris: Aw, how sweet!
Shibara: …eh…
Tifa: What was that?
Shibara: I said 'aw, that's so freaking sweet, I'm so thrilled for you. I wish you two a long life together and many children and grandchildren despite the fact that poor Cloud is heartbroken.'
Tifa: -blink-
Cloud:….
Tifa: Aren't you happy for me, Cloud?
Cloud:…sure…-looks down-
Zack: You little slut…
Tifa: Hey, I take offense at that!
Zack: Well, it's true! You're only going after Rufus because he's a filthy rich bastard, and he's only after you because-
Aeris hits him on the head: That's enough, children…
Shibara: Hey, woman, you're not our mother…
Kadaj enters: Kasaan!!!!!
Shibara: Go…away….
-Kadaj leaves-
Aeris: Still. Tifa, congratulations, I wish you two a happy life together!
Tifa: Huh? Oh thanks!
Cloud: …yeah…
Zack: See?! You're breaking Cloud's heart!
Cloud: Shut up…
Zack: I mean, you two known each other since child hood and Cloud made a promise to you!
Cloud: I mean it…
Zack: And Tifa, I thought you said to me at Nibelheim that you---
Tifa: That doesn't matter!
Shibara: Oh shut up!
All:…
Genesis: Let's switch the subject…
Shibara: Good thinking, Gackt Clone…
Genesis:…
Cloud: -sigh-
Shibara: Don't worry, Cloudy-poo!
Tifa: Well, I'm off! I need to go back to the bar and tend to the customers! –leaves-
Zack: Pssh, yeah, I bet…
Shibara: Watch it, puppy…
Sephiroth: …Where's my sword?
Shibara: Oh, never mind…you're hopeless…
Sephiroth: What do you mean?
Shibara: It's obvious you have a love affair with that sword!
Cloud: Ew…
Zack: -snorts-
Aeris: You perv!
Shibara: Hey! People, c'mon! He has it with him ALL the TIME. And he doesn't like any one!
Aeris: He used to like me…
Shibara: Yeah, stabbing you with his sword sure is true love, ain't it?
Aeris:…
Shibara: I have a point!
Zack: You're just sick…
Shibara: You're sick!
Zack: No I'm not!
Shibara: Are too!
Pikachu comes in carrying a tray of blueberry muffins: Pika! Pika, pikachuuuuu, pika, pika! Muhum!
Zack:….Mah?
Shibara: Oh…Pikachu made us some blueberry muffins! That's why he wasn't in here during the beginning of this chapter.
Cloud: Oh…
Aeris: Aw, Pikachu, how sweet!
Pikachu blushes.
Zack: Don't get any ideas, Squeaky…
Genesis: Hmm…
Shibara: What's wrong with you?
Genesis: I'm depressed…
Shibara: Why…
Genesis: Because.
Shibara: That ain't a good reason.
Genesis: I'm sorry, all right? Gosh…
Shibara: Oh, I get it!
Zack: Get what?
Shibara: No comment. I'm moving on to the point of this chapter!
Cloud: -sighs-
Shibara: A lot of people are sighing…
Zack: They must be fond of you.
Shibara: Shut up. Anyways, I just watched Edward Scissorhands the other night!
All:…
Aeris: That's a perverted movie!
Shibara: No it is not! Well, there is one part, but I always skip it.
Zack: What's your favorite part?
Shibara: I like the ending!
Genesis: It's sad.
Shibara: Of course it is. It's weird, too…
Cloud: Tim Burton is weird.
Zack:…so are his movies…
Shibara: Hey, I like his movies!
Aeris: What about Sweeney Todd?
Shibara: I haven't seen it yet. I can't. It's rated R. BUT my mom went to see it and says the only bad part is the gore in it!
Sephiroth: That's not bad.
Shibara: You wouldn't think it's bad. Anyways, special guest, Edward Scissorhands!
Zack: WTF?
Edward: I'm sorry.
Shibara: About what?
Edward: For cutting up your book.
-Lo and behold, Shibara's book was in pieces, lying on the floor. Shreds of paper littered the floor where the chair stood, but the book…was gone.-
Zack: Oh, ho, Shibi's gonna be pissed! Watch!
Shibara:…..
Cloud: Uh oh…
It was known that she had loved her book so dearly, she even named it Elvis.
Shibara: Oh, it's…okay, Edward, I mean, it was just a book. Now, now, run along, go cut my mom's bushes in the front yard.
Edward leaves.
Zack: Hey, if I destroyed your book, you would've tortured me and sent me to that Yaoi bar with Loz!
Cloud: How'd you find out about that?
Zack: Shibi told me!
Shibara: AGGGGHHHH!!!!!! –slams head against wall-
Genesis: Now she loses it…
Zack:…
Shibara: I can't yell at Edward! He's the sweetest thing ever!
Cloud:…I thought I was the sweetest thing ever…
Shibara: Heh, did I say that? Oh yeah, I did…well, besides Final Fantasy characters.
Zack: …I thought we were gonna witness something interesting…
Shibara: Never mind that, right now we need to come up with a plan…
Cloud: What's that?
Shibara: We need to crash Tifa's and Rufus' wedding!
Aeris: I won't allow it, Shibara! That's mean! If they wanna get married, let them!
Zack: Well, it's only for money and---
Aeris hits him again: Shut up!
Sephiroth: Let's kill them.
Shibara: I won't do that…
Aeris: You're not doing anything!
Shibara: Well, the wedding is tomorrow!
Aeris: Yeah, and you're not going to interfere!
Genesis: I kinda agree with Aeris…
Shibara: Oh, you do?
Genesis: Yeah, it's their life.
Zack: Well, Tifa doesn't love him!
Shibara: Rufus doesn't love her!
Aeris: You two, DON'T!
Shibara: Hey…where's Cloud?
Zack:…
-Cloud…was missing…-
--------------To Be Continued!!!!!-----------------------
Where is Cloud? Next chapter coming soon!
Special thanks to punkiemonkie!!! You get a whole basket of cookies and Zack and Cloud plushies.
And yes, I do still love Genesis! I was just kidding.
Genesis: Oh, good…