Shibara1310 enters. Very simple. Flashback: Where is Cloud?
Shibara: Hello…this chapter will be different! We left off with Cloud missing and all of us arguing about Tifa and Rufus' wedding. Now, this will have two different parts. Hope you guys understand…but anyways, enjoy!
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Shibara: Hullo? Anybody? Why do I feel I'm here by myself? Hello….
::Silence::
Shibara: Hey…
-Silence-
Shibara: Damn it, somebody BETTER answer me or I'll make every character in my story Yaoi!!!!
Zack enters: Chill, Shibi…take a stress pill…
Shibara: Hey…
Genesis enters: What's up?
Shibara: You're not supposed to be here.
Genesis: Why not?
Shibara: Because.
Genesis: Because why?
Shibara: Because you're for Tifa and Rufus' wedding, that's why!
Genesis: I'll keep whatever you're planning a secret…
Shibara:…
Zack: Where's Aeris?
Shibara: Babysitting Kadaj.
Zack: Seriously?
Shibara: Yeah.
Genesis: Hey, don't switch the subject…
Shibara: Whatever. Anyways, I need to explain the whole situation…this chapter is going to be sort of weird…
Zack: As if your other chapters aren't weird enough..
Shibara:…
Zack:…
Shibara: Going on with the point…
Zack: Cool beans.
Shibara: Shut up!
Zack: You shut up!
Shibara: Whatever. Um, well, Zack, Genesis, Sephiroth, Pikachu and I are going to Tifa and Rufus' wedding, which is held in Aeris' church.
Zack: What? She's allowing those two money-driven-only-looking-for-you-know-what-and-don't-even-love-each-other couple to get married in her church?!
Shibara blinks: Yup.
Zack: That little #$&)&$)...
Genesis: So…when are we leaving?
Shibara: As soon as Sephy comes…
Sephiroth:…Let's mosey.
Zack: Hey, that's mine and Cloud's line, you dolt-faced bastard…
Sephiroth:…
Shibara: Sephy, do you have your sword?
Genesis: Oh my God…you're not going to kill them after all, are you?
Shibara: No! Though I would like to drive this through Rufus' gut…
Zack: You're morbid.
Shibara: Of course I am. I burned a Barbie Doll with no remorse whatsoever. MWHAHAAH!!!!!!
All:…
Pikachu: PIKA!!!! BOOM! Pikachu…Pika-chuuuuuuuu! Pika, pika, pika!
Zack: You said it, Squeaky…
Shibara: Shocking. You actually understand him after all.
Zack: Aeris made me spend a couple of weeks trying to understand his language.
Shibara: Good for her…
Sephiroth: Isn't Yuffie coming?
Shibara: No.
Sephiroth:…Why not?
Shibara: Ohhh, look who has feelings for a certain ninja? Mr. I-will-become-god-of-the-planet-Jenova-is-my-mom-I-have-a-huge-badass-sword-my-dad-was-a-freak. And she's Tifa's maid of honor.
Sephiroth:…?
Zack:…?
Genesis: What…
Shibara: Never mind. Let's go!
Zack: Go where?
Pikachu: Pika-chuuu!
Zack: Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot….
Shibara: Oh! By the way, the three top places of the Hot Guys Awards is first place, Zack, second place, Cloud and third place Sephiroth.
Zack: What? I thought Vincent would be third at least..
Shibara: Ew...Zack, are you...?
Zack: EW! No, I didn't mean that at all!
Shibara:…Uh huh...though, I agree…I was surprised…how on earth did Sephiroth beat Vincent? Oh yeah, I forgot…who wants to know!!?!
Genesis: I do…
Zack: Don't eat my hair! You weird psycho maniac!
Genesis: That wasn't me!!!!
Shibara: O.o
Zack: I mean, it was my hair!!!! Why my hair?
Genesis: It tasted good….at least, that's what George said…
Zack: Oh, you named him?
Shibara: Shut. Up. Now. You two are the weirdest people I have ever known…
Zack: Sorry…momentary madness…
Shibara: To all of you who don't know, Zack has the flu.
Zack: -sneeze-
Shibara: See? Anyways, Genesis, I don't care if you ate Zack's hair or not, just don't, okay? His hair is…well…
Zack: ….
Shibara: Never mind. The reason Sephiroth got third palce is because Yuffie's vote won his place.
All:…
Sephiroth:…-blush-
Shibara: OMG, WTF?! Sephiroth is blushing! OOCness!
Sephiroth: Shut up or I'll drive Masamune through your precious Pikachu…
Pikachu: Grrrrrrrrr….
Shibara: I can talk all I want, freak!
Sephiroth: Not about that!
Shibara: Yes I can!
Sephiroth: No!
Shibara: Yes, or else!
Sephiroth: Or else what?
Shibara: You asked for it. Hey guys, did you know some people are pairing Sephiroth and Genesis together already?!?!?!
Zack: -throws up-
Pikachu: Ewwww-chuu!
Genesis: Oh gross…
Sephiroth:…
Shibara: Hah. I've embarrassed him. Mwhaha! Anyways, all the girls in Pikachu Diaries could vote, and now we're going through another voting thing. Vote for either Zack, Cloud, or Sephy. Three votes for each person to make it a bit more fair.
Zack: Can you vote for me?
Shibara: Duh. One vote for each.
Zack: -pouts- I wanna win…
Shibara: What about Cloud?
Zack: Speaking of Cloud…we need to find him! He's my best buddy ever and we just can't let him disappear like that! And Tifa is going to pay for breaking his heart…
Shibara: Okay, don't scare people, Zack…
Zack: Can we go now?
Shibara: Yup yup!
At the Wedding….
Preacher: Mawwage! Mawwage is what bwings us together! –blah blah- and twue love, twue love!!!! –blah blah-
Tifa:….
Rufus:…
Yuffie: Nyuk nyuk!
Preacher: Do you have the wing?
Rufus: Huh?
Preacher: The wing!
Rufus: I don't have a wing…
Preacher: Then you can't get mawwied.
Tifa: Sweety-bunchins, honey darling, he means 'ring'.
Rufus: Oh…yeah, I have it.
Preacher: Wufus Shinwa…
Rufus rolls eyes.
Preacher: Do you take Tifa Lockhart as your wovely wedded wife?
Rufus: I do..-mumbles-
Preacher: Tifa Lockhart…do you take Wufus Shinwa as your wovely wedded husband?
Tifa: I do…
Preacher: Anyone who objects, speak now or foweva hold your peace-ith!
…Meanwhile…
Cloud was on the outside of the church, standing at the closed doors listening to the marriage ceremony going on. It was a fact that Tifa didn't even bother to invite him, her best friend from childhood, the person who was there for her through hard times. It was him she should be uttering her vows to, not that pompous rich faggot. How could she use him like that? Sighing sadly, Cloud leaned against the door and cherished the last silent moments before his beloved Tifa would be Mrs. ShinRa…
Random voice (belonging to Zack): Hey, bitch!
Cloud looks up and sees Shibara, Zack, Sephiroth, Genesis and Pikachu coming towards the church.
Cloud: Oh God…
Shibara: Hey, Cloudy-pooky-pooh! Crashing Tifa's wedding?
Cloud: No…well…yes…maybe…
Shibara: C'mon dude, you need to take back your woman! She'll be miserable all of her life if she marries that rich brat…
Cloud: I'm waiting for the cue line.
Shibara: What cue line?
Genesis: You know, the one where the preacher says 'anyone who objects they join, speak now or forever hold your peace.'
Shibara: Oh, well sorry, I've never been married before!
Sephiroth: You've been to other people's weddings…
Shibara: You think I actually listen? I usually doze off and then chill out at the reception and get high off of pineapple punch!
All:…
Genesis: Can we get back to the point?
Pikachu: Pika!
Shibara: Oh right…well, we need a more dramatic plan!
Cloud:…Like what?
Shibara: Well, when the dude says that line that's so frickin' important, you barge in, saying 'nay, I object', sweep Tifa off her feet and run away with her and confess your love to her while you guys are alone and-
Zack: Slow down, Shibi, don't rush the man…look at him! You're scaring him!
Cloud looks frazzled.
Shibara: Hey, I'm a hopeless romantic!
Zack: Eck…
Cloud: …I just don't want her to marry him, that's all…he's not worth it…
Shibara: Uh huh, right, you like her!
Cloud: She's a good friend…
Zack: Dude, remember back at Nibelheim, she kept asking about you…
Cloud: She did?
Zack: Yeah…kept sending me these annoying messages while you were passed out by that monster at the reactor. She kept asking how you were feeling!
Cloud:….
Zack: And you kept going on about-
Cloud: That's enough…
Sephiroth: Get a grip.
Cloud: What do you know about love?
Sephiroth: I know how it feels to be without it.
Silence…
Shibara: You heard the silver haired man! He's right. Cloud, get your act together. Just be yourself!
Cloud:….be myself?
Shibara: Yup! Your own sweet self!
Genesis: So…what's gonna happen now?
Shibara: Well, if Cloud would move his ass, I'd listen through the door and figure out what's going on!
Cloud moves from the door.
Shibara: Good. –listens-
Shibara: Oh my God..
Genesis: What?
Shibara: I just had this disturbing image cross my mind…
Zack: Shut up! Pay attention! What's he saying?
Shibara: Tifa's saying 'I do.' Is that bad?
Zack: You seriously need to listen to the wedding ceremony more often….
Shibara: I'm not getting married so what's the point? I'll learn it when I'm up at the altar, which will be years.
Sephiroth:…
Pikachu: Pika! –bounces on top of Sephy's head-
Shibara: Pika, shut it!
Pikachu:….
Shibara: Okay, I can't understand a word the preacher's saying…
Cloud:…what did he say?
Shibara: Anyone who objects, speak now or foweva hold your peace…
Zack: 'Foweva'?
Shibara: 'Foweva'.
Genesis: 'Foweva'?
Shibara: 'Foweva'.
Sephiroth:…..'foweva'…?
Shibara: 'Foweva'…
Cloud: Can you guys shut the hell up?!?!?!
Shibara slaps him: Cloud! We're at a church!
Cloud ignores her and barges through the doors.
Cloud: I object….
Shibara walking behind him: Speak up, jerk…
The preacher who was marrying Rufus and Tifa stopped talking and was squinting at Cloud through his nearly-blind eyes. Tifa was staring at Cloud with a furious look fixed upon her perfect face. Rufus seemed like he was indeed, bored out of his wits.
Preacher: Someone see a tawking chocobo?
Cloud:….I object…
Tifa: Cloud, you bitch!
Rufus: Cloud…go away…shoo…
Zack: Go on, Cloud, say it…
Cloud: Shut it…
Preacher: Get the chocobo wout, Yuwwie…
Yuffie: NARF!!!!!!!!!! –plays with Materia-
Pikachu: Pika, pika, pika-CHUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
Shibara: Pikachu, Shut. Up. I mean it!
Sephiroth: Kill ShinRa!!!
Genesis: Oh, the abysmal mystery of the Goddess' Gift…
Rufus: O.o
Tifa: -begins to cry because her wedding is ruined-
Preacher: GET THE CHOCOBO OUT!!!
Cloud: I ain't a freaking chocobo!!!!
Tifa: Cloud-hic-get-hic-sniff-out-hic!
Shibara: Hurry it up, Emo…
Pikachu: Boom!
Zack: Boom boom, pika-chuu! Pika!
Shibara: O.O
Cloud: I love you, Tifa!
Silence…
Zack: Finally…
Tifa instantly stops crying: WTF?
Rufus: I'm leaving…
Shibara: This is too much drama…I'm leaving too! Tell me what happens, Zack…
Zack: Sure thing…
Shibara: Genny, come with me. I need to try on that new checkered arm band I got for Christmas…
Genesis:...O.o'
To be continued…again…but no worries…Shibara goes back to the dark room and sits by herself with Pikachu and Genesis while Zack comes back and tells her what happens, only later on to be joined by Sephiroth, Cloud and Tifa.
Did Cloud and Tifa end on a good note?
I suck at cliff hangers…
…and drama….hah…
Note: I used a few movie lines, and I don't own them! And send your vote of hot guys over a review! Special thanks to punkiemonkie! You get a Cloud plushie! And if you want, Zack!
Zack: Hey!
-Shibara1310