Shibara1310 skips in, obviously happy about something mysterious. In her hands she's carrying a new book, which looks strangely like Mia's diary from Princess Diaries. Though, that's not really on her mind at the moment. Sitting down in her old chair, she crosses her ankles and opens the book with ease.
Shibara: What up, dudes! No, I did not steal this book from Princess Diaries…I wanted one that looked just like it! Anywho, today will be a bit random and different. Cloud is not with us…or is he? That's a surprise. Today's special guests are Yazoo, EGCutter, and Puss in Boots. I wanted him back for this chapter.
Also, what I say about Hooters ia purely a joke. I do not mean anything bad about it. Same goes for Sephiroth...
Disclaimer: Shibara1310 does not own FFVII, any of the characters, the plot, Pikachu, EGCutter, even though he's Shibi's friend, or Puss in Boots.
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Shibara: Guess what.
Zack: What?
Shibara: You have to guess.
Zack: Why?
Shibara: Because.
Zack: Because why?
Shibara: Because you have to.
Zack:…okay?
Shibara: Yes. Now guess.
Zack: Okay, here it goes. –cracks knuckles- You are getting married to a rich doctor, even at your young age of 13, I mean, 15, you're pregnant with a boy and you're going to name it Cloud, you have no idea who the husband is, you're quitting school and going to become a stripper, and even though you're marrying a rich doctor, your grandmother still can't accept you into her family after all of these years of being in the circus. Am I right?
Shibara:…I hate you.
Zack: No you don't.
Shibara: You're mean…anyways, no, you're wrong.
Zack: Dang…
Shibara: Anyone else dares to guess? –evil glare-
Genesis: Ooh! Pick me!
Shibara: Okay, guess what?
Genesis: What?
Shibara: Guess! God, can't you understand the question? Jeez!
Genesis: Okay, um…you're getting a job?
Shibara: That's true, but still, no.
Zack: What then?!
Shibara: I might not have to go to school tomorrow!!!
Silence…
Zack: Congrats?
Shibara: Ugh! That means I can stay home with you guys!
Genesis: Joy.
Shibara: Pssh, anyways, this isn't funny enough.
Zack: Why?
Shibara: Because I'm tired.
Zack: Sorry.
Reno enters: Hey boyos! What's up, Zutto?
Shibara: Go away.
Reno: Hey, I'm not drunk anymore!
Genesis: Shocking.
Reno: I resent that!
Shibara: Good. Now leave.
Reno: I wanna stay!
Shibara: Ugh! Fine, stay!
Reno: Yay!
Shibara: By the way, do you know where Sephiroth is?
Reno:…no…
Shibara: You're not good at lying, Reno…
Reno: …I'm not lying….
Shibara: Tell me where he is, or I'll cut off the pony tail of yours, burn it and send it to Elena!!!
Reno: Fine! I saw him and Yuffie hanging out last night at Hooters.
Shibara: Oh my God, you did not.
Reno: I did too!
Zack:…what were you doing at Hooters?
Reno: Never mind that, Zutto!
Zack: Don't you have respect? Geez, even I wouldn't go there!
Shibara: Oh, really? Yeah, with Aeris as your girlfriend…
Zack: Exactly. I would not go behind her back. She's my whole world…my everything!
Shibara: Warning, you're going OOC.
Zack: Am not! I love her!
Genesis: What is love? Is it a fancy or a feeling?
Shibara: Oh shut up, Shakespeare!
Genesis:…It's not Shakespeare…
Shibara: Whatever. Back to the subject! Reno, are you sure you saw Sephy and Yuffie at Hooters?
Reno: Yes!
Shibara: What the heck is Yuffie doing there?
Reno: She works there.
Silence…
Shibara: My God…what is the world coming to? And Sephy is okay with that?
Reno: Well, I saw the two of them arguing…
Zack: Oh really? I bet $100 that he's going to dump her!
Genesis: I bet she's ready to dump him!
Zack: You're on!
Reno: So, am I off now?
Shibara: Off what? –eats a brownie-
Reno: Never mind, yo.
Aeris and Kadaj enter: Hello everyone!
Kadaj: -sniff-
Shibara: How come I see you, you're always crying?
Kadaj: I am not! –sniff-
Zack: How'd you get a cold?
Kadaj: From you!
Zack: How?
Kadaj: I spent the night in your room last night. Remember when you had the flu?
Zack: I am so going to kill you!
Aeris slaps him: You will not! He's already dead, anyway.
Zack: Oh, right, sorry babe.
Aeris:…
Shibara: Awkward…today we have a special guest!
Genesis: Who?
Puss in Boots: Fear me, if you dare!
Genesis: Oh no…my twin in cat form…
Shibara: How did that happen?
Puss in Boots: There is a time when a man sees a woman, and a powerful urge sweeps over him…
Genesis: O.o
Shibara: I didn't mean that! Gosh! I was talking to Kadaj!
Puss in Boots: Oh, sorry. –jumps out the magic window-
Genesis: Good riddance…
Shibara: Hey, he was going to sing us a song!
Zack: Haha, heh, hmm…
Kadaj: Well, Aeris said I could spend the night in her house in Zack's room.
Shibara:…Zack, are you not telling me something?
Zack: We sleep in separate bedrooms! I'm not that much of a horn dog!
Shibara: Uh huh…
Kadaj: Anyways, we stayed up watching Pirates of the Caribbean.
Shibara: Cool.
Kadaj: And I got tired and Aeris said I could sleep in Zack's bed.
Zack: If you messed up my room or looked in my diary, I swear, I am going to kill you!
Shibara:…you have a diary?
Zack: Never mind…
Aeris: Hmm, well, anyways, me and Kadaj needs to go shopping. C'mon, sweetie!
Kadaj: Yes, Mommy.
They leave…
Shibara: …that was weird. Zack, are you hiding something?
Zack: No!
Reno: You're not that good in lying either, Zutto.
Zack: Shut up, mullet boy.
Reno: You shut up, puppy.
Genesis: Hey Shibi…
Shibara: Yes?
Genesis: In your disclaimer you said EGCutter is a special guest. Who is it?
Shibara: Oh, right. Well, his name actually means 'Emo Grass Cutter', and he's all against emos and stuff, but that's just him…and he's like my brother! Well, the brother I never had…problem is…
Zack: Yeah?
EGCutter enters: What the –beeeeeep- am I doing here?
Shibara:…he cusses in almost everything he says…
EGCutter: I –beeeeep-ing not! You don't know what the –beeeep- you're saying!
Genesis: What happened to the funny symbols?
Shibara: I had a beeper installed.
Genesis: Oh…
EGCutter: Anyways, do you notice anything missing?
Shibara:….Oh no.
Zack: What?
Shibara: If you lay one hand on him, I'm going to tell the school principal that you and Fugly are gay with each other!
EGCutter: Holy –beep-, I didn't hurt that…thing…I just sent him to China. They eat cats.
Shibara: I hate you! And he's not a cat, he's a mouse!
EGCutter: He looks like a cat to me! Like, a mutant cat…
Shibara: That's it. You. Are. Going. Down.
EGCutter: Oh really?
Shibara punches him at his nose. After a lot of punches and stuff, she ended up having him on the floor with his arm behind his back, pushing up so that he could be in pain.
Shibara: See? He can be a mean little bastard at times…
EGCutter: Who are you calling 'bastard', bitch? OW!
Zack: Wow, I thought she tortured us…
Genesis: Yeah…
Reno: Zutto…
Shibara gets up: You better return Pikachu by the next chapter, or I will spread a rumor about you and Fugly.
EGCutter: That's just –beeeeeep-ing sick, man…
Shibara: Shoo!
EGCutter leaves.
Zack: Shibi, you could've told me to beat the –beep- outta him, I would gladly do so…
Shibara: Aw, thanks! You're so sweet! But no. He's just playing.
Genesis:…
Reno: Oops, look at the time…
Shibara: Oh, yeah, special guests Yazoo!
Yazoo enters, flipping his hair: Bonjour.
Zack: He speaks French?
Yazoo: I was being sarcastic.
Zack: Oh.
Shibara: Poor Yazoo-kun…-hugs him- Did you know that they pair you up with Reno most of the time?
Reno turns blue and runs off. Puking noises can be heard.
Shibara: Oops.
Yazoo: So…
Shibara: No, Tifa is not here. She and Cloud are still on their honeymoon.
Yazoo:…Oh.
Genesis: When will they be back?
Shibara: Next chapter.
Zack: Cool.
Yuffie runs in: Ahhhhh
Shibara: Woman, can you scream any louder? That was in my ear!
Yuffie: AHHHHH!!!!!!
Shibara: I wasn't asking if you could scream louder, jeez!
Yuffie: He's going to kill me!
Shibara: Who?
Yuffie: Sephiroth! I swear, I was just talking with my best friend, Mary Sue, at Hooters. For some reason, Sephy came in and thought I was working there! I don't! I swear to God!
Shibara: Aw, poor Yuffie. Yazoo can shoot him if he comes closer. –hugs Yuffie-
Yuffie: Heh, thanks…
-The One Winged Angel Theme Song Plays-
Shibara: Uh oh…
Yuffie dashes behind Yazoo: Eek!!
Sephiroth enters: Where is she?!
Shibara, reading her book, looks up innocently: Who?
Sephiroth: Her! I'm going to run her through with Masamune! Is that how you spell it?
Shibara: I think so…but still, you will not!
Sephiroth: She works at Hooters!
Shibara: Well, what were you doing at Hooters anyways?
Sephiroth:…
Yuffie jumps away from Yazoo: Hah! You see! You are the one who's cheating on me!
Sephy: I am not! I was spying on you!
Yuffie: See, Shibi? He's horrible!
Genesis: Well, he is a monster…
Sephy:…I'm leaving.
Shibara: No, don't go! Join us for a cup of tea!
Sephy:…?
Zack:….?
Genesis:…?
Yuffie: Nyuk!
Yazoo: 'Nyuk'?
Shibara: What?
Zack: Ho hum…
Sephy: I'm still leaving.
Shibara: Fine, be that way…
Sephy leaves.
Yazoo: That was kind of mean of him…
Yuffie: Nyuk! Finally! Someone who understands me! Does anyone know where Kadaj is?
Yazoo: With Mother.
Yuffie: Oh. Well, I'm off! –runs off to Aeris' house-
Shibara: That…was strange…
Zack: Yeah it was…
Shibara: So, what's the secret?
Zack: What secret?
Shibara: C'mon, I know you're hiding something…
Zack: I am not!
Genesis: Then why defensive?
Yazoo: Yeah…
Zack:…Fine. You men…and girls…
Yazoo glares.
Zack: …better keep this a secret…
Shibara: Sure.
Genesis: Whatever you say.
Yazoo:…okay…
Zack: Okay. I'm going to ask Aeris to marry me.
Shibara: SQUUUEEEEE!!!!!! That's sooooo sweet!!!!!!!
Genesis: Wow…
Yazoo:…Um, that's good news I guess…
Zack: Thanks. I'm going to ask her next week. That's why I was upset about Kadaj spending the night in my room. I thought he might have found the ring I keep under my bed.
Shibara: How long have you been planning?
Zack: Ever since the first chapter.
Shibara: Aw, that is so sweet! Isn't that sweet? Tell him it's sweet!
Genesis: It's…sweet…
Yazoo:…sweet…
Shibara: Anyways, we're outta time. Next chapter might take awhile. Might not. Depends. Special thanks to punkiemonkie and Fujjiwara Michiyo for reviewing last chapter! You get cookies!
Next chapter: Yuffie and Kadaj end up on a date, and Pikachu comes back.
Note: No hard feelings towards Hooters...my cousins work there, but tell me what you think of Hooters and Yuffie mixed in a review. Thanks.