"What's going on here?" Tails asked.
"We were sent by God to get back Cosmo", Proof said.
"Well you better do it soon, she's being a real bitch", Cream said.
"This is the same girl that was up in heaven?" Proof asked.
"What she's being a bother", Cream said.
"Anyway we'll handle her and bring her back to Heaven, or send her to hell", Eddie said.
"Now do us a favor and please cover up", Benoit said.
"Oh, sorry", Tails said.
They all covered up and went into the living room.
"This girl must really like you if she's trying shit like this", Proof said.
"Yeah, she was my first crush, and I guess I was hers, if she hadn't died I would have stayed with her, after she died I set out to find a new lover", Tails said.
"Which led to your journey of sex", Proof said.
"Yeah, I imagine it was insane, having so many mamacitas on so little time", Eddie said.
"Yeah, it was fun, but doing it with Cream meant the most because it was out of love, most of the other girls wither felt like having sex or they were simply curious, same with Charmy", Tails said.
"Didn't you get a disease?" Benoit asked.
"My member got a rash, and some girls got STDs, but I didn't get a disease because the mutation from my twin tails made me immune to STDs", Tails said.
"Lucky you", Steve said.
"Yeah Shadow wasn't so happy, he does it once and gets STDs", Tails said.
"Shadow? Shadow the Hedgehog?" Maria asked.
"Yeah, you know him?" Tails asked.
"I'm Maria Robotnik, the girl who used to live with Shadow on Space Colony ARK", Maria said.
"So you must be Maria", Tails said.
"Oh man, poor Shadow has an STD?" Tails asked.
"Yeah, he tried to pass it onto Tails by raping him", Amy said.
"Amy!" Tails shouted.
"Shadow did what, how could he?" Maria asked.
"He's a little insane, but rest assure that he's still the same Shadow you know that really misses you, even though he's a bastard for treating me like his bitch, just thinking about it makes me so (does a hand grind motion)", Tails said.
"Tails relax", Cream said.
"Well Maria can reunite with Shadow some other time, we gotta go find Cosmo", Proof said.
"Ok then, lets go", Amy said.
"Lets end this nightmare, seriously I just want to live happily ever after with Tails", Cream said.
"Hey kid, why did all these girls do you?" Proof asked.
"I was wearing TAG Body Spray", Tails said.
"That shit actually works?" Benoit asked.
"I guess so", Tails said.
"Well let's go", Benoit said.
Meanwhile Cosmo is angrily marching through the city.
"I can't believe this, I know Tails wants love but still why can't it be me, I needed to sacrifice myself, if only he died that day so we can live together, he was hardly happy to see me, I don't blame him, given the situation I'd be pretty shocked, anyway I'll win him back, I still love him, though I was a bit harsh earlier, I should have used a better approach, anyway I'll reason with him", Cosmo said.
Going through the street, Shadow, Omega, Beta, Rouge, Scourge and Fiona were all in an ally having a drink.
"You think they'll catch us again?" Rouge asked.
"Nah, they won't get u, besides we'll just break out again", Fiona said.
"Sources indicate life form approaching", Omega said.
They all looked to see Cosmo going down the street.
"It's Cosmo", Rouge said.
"I thought she was dead, she seems angry", Shadow said.
"Maybe she came back hoping for more Tails but he's already got a girl", Fiona said.
"Lucky him, I wish my girl was still with me", Scourge said, eyeing Fiona.
"I'm not getting back together with you until you apologize for acting like an asshole on the cruise", Fiona said.
"I was not acting like an asshole!" Scourge said.
Fiona and Scourge started arguing and Cosmo saw them from a distance.
"Shadow the Hedgehog?" Cosmo asked.
"Hello, I see you're alive", Shadow said, rubbing his crotch again.
"I guess you're happy for that", Cosmo said.
"Please, I'm like this because SOMEONE gave me herpes", Shadow said.
"It was your idea", Rouge said.
"You paid the price Shadow the Hedgehog", Beta said.
"Shut up Beta", Omega said.
"You want to brawl?" Beta asked Omega.
"None of you seem to be getting along", Cosmo said.
"What's it to you?" Shadow asked.
"Well seeing you all gave me an idea on how to get Tails back but you can't seem to do it", Cosmo said.
"Hey if this is about kicking Tails' ass I'm in", Shadow said.
"Well you can rough him up a bit but I want you to get Cream, normally I wouldn't have people assault another person but I'm getting desperate, please can you help me?" Cosmo asked.
"We get 5 minutes alone with Tails", Shadow said.
"You're gonna rape him again?" Rouge asked.
"EW what is wrong with you?" Cosmo asked.
"Deal or no deal?" Shadow asked.
"Fine deal, but don't kill him, don't do it to…ah do it, so he can have a reason to snuggle up with me and I'll take care of him", Cosmo said, blushing a little.
"Whatever, let's go", Shadow said and they all rushed to Tails' house.