So I woke up in a lab. There were machines all attached to me and my worst nightmare had come true. I was a robot named Roxbot. I got up and was super angry because Axel wasn't there.
So, I climbed up a flight of stairs and found him there, looking at Kingdom Hearts.
"AXEL I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU."
"Hello, Roxbot."
"AXEL WHY AM I A ROBOT."
"Because Xemnas thought you talked too much as a nobodie so you're a robot."
"I COMPUTE."
So I went to Xemnas and tried to beat him up. But he ripped out my vocal box so I couldn't speak.
"Stupid little robot."
I was so mad that I tried to stab him with my robot blade, but I remembered that I had sold it for spare cash. So I paused my game and went to the Moogle man. I asked for my Botblade back but he told me Demyx had stole it for a secret plan.
So I went to Wonderland to fight him.
He was making love to the Queen of Hearts when I found him.
"Roxbot! This isn't what it looks like!"
"IT IS. GIMME BACK MY SEXBLADE."
My vocal processors worked again.
"Oh, okay, here."
Demyx played along and I got my Rune Longsword back.
So I went to RTC and tried to RTC.
But it was broken.
"GO GO GADGET RTC THING."
All was well and I RTD'd successfully.
So I got back to Xemnas but he was having sex with Saix.
"YOU SLUT" I told Saix who was my secret gay lover.
So I killed them both with my Angryblade.
I then slit my robot wrists because I was so mad and died.