Sir Darien Mac'sheilds Bride

By

Gully88

Sailor moon fanfic

Chapter 3

Not going down without a fight

''How did you end up last, Darien?'', demanded Darien's brother, Fredrick. He crouched by his brother, who was seated beneath the tree

His midnight eyes looking at the land bellow, ''It is lucky to go third, brother''

''Lucky to give them 2 a first chance at the women?'', he asked

''Yes of course, and they be the first to fail at the chance''

''Does she have an army with her? did you see any?'', Fredrick wondered. Darien eye's still on the women lands

''Only half but i say, if she is strong enough like she says she is and her army. But i admit she is a little fiery spirit. She is a clever Laird and a clever lass'', he admitted

''A clever women is usually a curse, my Lord. Maybe you should let the other 2 win''

Darien turned around to face his brother with abit of cold face but it was not to look at his brother with coldness. Fredrick was basically looking at his clan Laird instead of the brother he is

''NO!, I want that wee lass property. It is a fine piece of land, more fine then ours. It is rich and more people to lead. The other two have something to give their family's a piece of one or two. For me i can not hardly support my family and people. Having this land and the women means i can support everything. No, Fredrick i will not loss. I will win'', Darien said

They both looked over to the women property and smiled

''How do you know you will win?'', he asked amusingly. Darien smirked at his brother

''Well lets see. Sir Diamond thinks he can at least knock a few heads, Storm in the place, grab the women and drag her to the priest. He has little respect for the men that help guard the place and he has even more little respect for that women. That is his mistake brother. Sir Seiya, he has but to wait to foresee some trouble in gaining the women. They both will fail and i will just simply watch and be amused before its my go. Plus i want to see what this lass will do, and see how she will sacrifice her people and guards''

Fredrick nodded. His brother was right, he was always right and he wish he be more like his brother.

''we best guard the priest. He wasn't pleased being dragged along'', Fredrick said

''i almost forget, yes of course. He wasn't pleased by this''

''well we did kidnapped him'', Fredrick explained. Darien just watched the midnight sky

''i wouldn't say kidnapped him, simply borrow him and his time. Place him in that little church and watch him. I have a feeling that capturing this wee lass be enough, to make these two claim try claiming the prize'', he amusingly said

''I must capture her, wed her, bed her and get her back to our clan as fast as we can'', Darien explained

''Even though she didn't want any of you as husbands, i think she has an opinion or more about the fast wedding and bedding brother'', Fredrick said tiredly

''It will matter not, i be the husband, therefore in charge. I will have her and her lands. Simply as that. I will be the winner with a alot of land and lovely prize in my bed'', He smirked as he turned away to his tent

''Here they come'', Andrew said

Serena was on a small little tower where she can see Sir Diamond army and him leading them. He look so arrogant and smiled. He most possible will be thinking that he had won

Serena smiled at the fact. She knew he didn't stand a chance

''James came back after a 1 hour or so. That stuff you made. He was itching so bad and came up in a rash. It soaks on the clothing on his arm and the smell was horrid'', Andrew said amusingly

''It didn't hurt him did it? is the rash gone now?'', Serena asked worriedly

''Yes it was fine. The smell with last a day so he has gone home. I don't know what his wife is thinking but i am sure she cut him some slack. But the smell is not nice'', He grinned

''Well as long as he is fine and not harmed that is good, for i don't want to harm anyone'', she sighed in relief

''Don't worry, i know you don't want to hurt anyone. All is well. I just cant wait to see Sir diamonds face'', he laughed

''Me either brother''

Diamond was standing in front of her and all his men was was near the walls. Which was good. Her plan will work. He had a hard face. He glared at the women who was not so far up and she can easily hear him and talk normally instead of shouting.

Her men was all based near the walls above him. He watched them a few seconds and his men was cautious. But still held their heads up high.

''Do you serenaded to me my Lady?'', he asked

''No i do not and i never will, Sir Diamond. Why should i?'', she asked not feeling intimidating by the annoying man

''Because i have a cursed army before your walls'', he said

Serena rolled her eyes

''They certainly will feel a tad cursed in a moment longer'', she whispered under her breathe

''Why not just give it to me, My lady. I be a good husband to you. Will you risk your peoples safety to cling on to your maidenhood?'', he amused

''And my lands. And yes i dearly do want to cling to my Maidenhood. has it occurred to you that i might want to be a nun. I shall give these downer lands to the church'', she said with no feelings behind her words

''OVER my dead body'', he shouted

''tis a shame i am too soft'', she whispered under her voice

''NOW MEN, STRIKE!'', Diamond shouted

''NOW MEN!'', Serena shouted

All her men had a big rounded dish that was filled with the container of the smelling and itchy stuff Serena made. As Diamonds men were t climb the walls. Her men took all 12 dishes and poured them over Diamonds men. They feel off the wall but didn't die luckily. They were screaming trying to get rid of the stuff off them that were stinking so badly they would vomit

They were itching and itching. That started to shred their clothes and moved away form the walls. One last dish was then thrown over Diamond. He screamed and gaged. He fell off his horse and started itching and shredding his clothes off. His men ran away and the horses moved that way too.

Serena smiled at the display and saw alot of Mooney's. Menes backsides where shown and their asses were moving far away into the woods. Andrew had an amusing grin on his face and laughed out loud. He covered his eyes and chuckled

Diamond was now all naked and itching. He angrily stared at Serena who was no laughing seeing a naked man in front of her

''You will pay for this!!'' He then ran away screaming a bloody murder and he followed his men. Where apparently was a small lake. They all had jumped in.

''Did she pour hot iron or something? she could of killed those men?'', Fredrick said shockily

Darien smiled and shock his head

''No, cant you smell it?'', he asked

Fredrick sniffed and held his nose. It was revolting. Darien, him and Darien's men all moved away as the stench came closer towards them from the slight wind blowing

''Jesus, that is revolting stench. How can a wee lass come up with that?'', Fredrick gaged

''I told you she is clever. And no spilled blood. I doubt Diamond and his men will come back again and try to woe her. He failed and just one more to go till i capture her.''

''How do you know he wont try again?'', he asked to Darien

''His men are not foolish. I don't think either will come back for seconds'', Darien said

They all moved to the came fire and started eating and talking and laughing about what had happened.

Serena was finished with her second substances she was going to give. It was all set and she was ready. He be here in a few minutes

Serena asked for 7 bonfires outside the walls and two men at each bonfire. Also then men had clothes to cover up in-case the substances reached their noses. They were to wait until they could see his men arriving over the hill. They were to pour it in and get behind the walls

Serena smiled from yesterday at the display of naked men running away. She was having fun!

Serena walked to her wall again and waited. She watched all the bonfire and stared out to the fires burning.

Andrew walked beside her and looked down at the fires as well.

''So whats this next one?'', he asked

''I am to sing to them, and . . hopefully they will fall asleep for a few hours'', she smiled

Andrew looked at her.

''Dear god, i haven't heard you sing for years. Why is that?'', he asked

''I don't know'', she said

Then she saw her men near the fire poured the substances in. They covered their noses and ran inside. He came Sir Seiya

''Here goes'', Andrew said

Serena watched his men. They stayed well clear from the walls and were all spread out and were all around the fires. Serena smiled her plan will work.

''Surrender to me my Lady'' he said

''i think not sir'', Serena said simply

''Why you stay up there? Are you drawing me to the wall and will be pouring that horrid brew of yours? It will not work, i am smart. So you might as well surrender to me'', he said smiling

Serena rolled her eyes. She stepped closer to the wall and started singing

All the men listened to her and she sound so peaceful and beautiful from heaven. Most of the men fell off their horses and sat on the floor. Most of them started falling asleep on the ground.

Serena kept singing and singing. About 10 minutes of singing they were all asleep and some staggered away moving away know something will be happening.

Andrew helped Serena down and smiled

''My Lady, that was a magnificent performances. I shall tell the men to strip their clothes and weapons'', he turned away and did the orders

Serena smiled at them. Too easy she though

Fredrick and then men were all feeling dazed. The smoke was blowing towards them as they watched Sir Seiya and his men. They listened to her voice and felt at peace and be sorted

Darien was amazed and felt lust for the tiny women. But he shock away that and smiled at the scene of all the asleep men

Suddenly a man from Seiya base came stuttering towards them and held on Darien leg as he fell

''I love you, Sir, will you marry me'', he then fell on his face and slept

Darien, Fredrick and the men burst out laughing. Then men carried the poor man to his base and laid him on the floor where he was smiling asleep

Then they watched as the door open and saw men coming out and stripping and taking weapons and clothes

''They going to kill them!'', Fredrick said shocked. Him and Darien's men grabbed the swords ready to go into action until Darien held up his hand to stop his men from moving

''No, look!. They are not killing they are simply stripping them and taking their weapons. See'', he smiled at them all going back inside

''What the hell did she do? poison them?'', Fredrick asked

''No, she put them to sleep. I remember a old lady who was taking care of us one night. We all couldn't go to sleep and she made some sleeping stuff. Side effect, massive headache in the end. Poor blokes'', he mused

''What are we to do, she be planning something for us now? what do we do?'', he asked worriedly

''I say, let her do her worst, there is nothing we can do. Then after we will take serious action. We have to kidnap her and i marry her and bed her and its settled after consummated the union'', he looked at the property

Daring once he had her and her lands, she will be quit amusing for a wife and keep him very amused

A/N

Next chapter is Darien and Serena :D

I bet you all are gaging here to see them too :)

The next chapter is Serena trick with Darien and his men and Serena surrendering

tell me what you though :)