"Mommy…" Noah sighed, as she meshed her playdo together. "Yes sweet cakes?" Tish asked while wiping down the table from dinner. "I was talking to Joe before" Noah looked up at her Mom. Tish stopped dead in her tracks. "Nothing ever good comes out of that…" she mumbled to herself, however she recovered quickly, "What about baby doll?"

Noah began to roll her playdo, shaping it into a snake upon the kitchen table. "Well…" she started, focusing her gaze upon the silly substance, "He was talking about, the birds and the bees. He said I should talk to you about it…"

Tish's breath caught in her throat, she would be having a long talk with Joe later on that night. "I uh, well Noah … honey" she smiled, nervously, "the birds and the…"

"Dad's home!" Braison announced, making his presence known in the kitchen. Tish let out a sigh of relief and threw her dish towel onto the kitchen counter, "Dad's home, Noah! Why don't you go grab the movies from him?"

The little girl nodded her head while slipping out of her seat. She quickly ran out of the kitchen screaming, "DADDY! I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU!"

"What was that about?" Braisen asked, plopping down into a chair.

Tish collapsed into the seat adjacent from him, "Braisen, let me tell you about a little thing called the birds and the bees…"

xx

"98, 99, 100!" Miley yelled at the top of her lungs, "Ready or not, here I come!" she declared. She could hear snickers coming from her closet. Miley rolled her eyes; of course they would hide in the most obvious hiding place in the history of obvious hiding places. "Oooh where could they possibly be?" she over exaggerated her curiosity. Another giggle sounded from the closet. She quickly opened the closet door and screamed, "AHA!" but found nothing, but a tape recorder.

She picked up the small device and turned it around in her hands, "Well I'll be darned…" she laughed as she pressed play and a laugh escaped the small speakers.

"SUCKER!" Mandy's voice traveled down the hallway, "I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE HIDING IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM, NOW DID YOU!?" she started cracking up. Miley's ears perked up at the new knowledge. The sound of someone stepping on someone's foot rang throughout the household until finally Mandy shouted, "WHAT THE FREAK WAS THAT FOR!?"

"YOU JUST GAVE AWAY OUR HIDING SPOT!" Joe shouted.

"WELL WITH ALL THIS YELLING SHE'S PROBABLY GONNA FIND US ANYWAYS!" Mandy yelled.

"Hi guys" Miley smirked as she opened the closet door, revealing the washer that Joe and Mandy were sitting on.

"Nice going Joe…" Mandy scoffed. "Remind me why I'm dating her again…"

xx

Kevin felt his phone begin to vibrate in his pocket, causing him to jolt up in surprise. "Whoa Kev…" Miley giggled, "We're not gonna like hurt you or anything" she joked.

"Sorry, I gotta answer this" he excused himself from the group where they sat on the Jonas' front lawn. He flipped open his phone and smiled, "Hey Ashley!"

Mandy arched her eyebrow over at the others, "Ashley?" she mouthed. Joe shrugged his shoulders as Nick laughed quietly, "They've been calling each other for the past month…"

Miley gasped at this new information. "Kevin and Ashley sitting in a tree…"

Soon everyone else joined in, "K-i-s-s-i-n-g. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby-"

"Shut up guys!" Kevin whispered, covering the speaking end of the phone.

"In the baby carriage! That's not all-"Nick continued.

"SHUT UP BEFORE I HURT YOU!" Kevin shouted, not bothering to cover the end of the phone. "Um, sorry? I guess I'll stop talking…" Ashley sounded scared. "No, no, no! Not you Ashley!" Kevin apologized.

"Looks like someone's getting a divorce before he even got married…" Nick muttered under his breath and with that Kevin lunged for him.

xx

"Movie night at the Cyrus'!" Nick sighed, "Best time of the week"

"Stop sucking up boy, it's not going to work" Billy Ray shook his head.

"Worth a shot" Nick mumbled to himself as he collapsed onto the couch next to Miley.

"Ok so we have the Notebook, Super Sweet 16, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants…" Kevin listed off.

"Miley! You snuck all those chick flicks in there again?" Nick complained.

"Yeah, uh those are mine…" Joe blushed, shamelessly.

There was silence for a moment.

"Ok … moving on" Kevin broke the awkward silence.

"Uh, we have Get Smart, We Are Marshall, Naughty Bunnies from the-"Kevin cut himself off, blushing a deep red.

"Uh yeah, that's mine; I'll just take that off your hands…" Braison muttered.

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