Okay! So, first off, I need a name for Jasper, and Jacob, and if you want to be in the story, just tell my your real name, and what you want your name to be in the story, and I will see what I can do for you!

Chapter 2: A visit from the author.

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damned_pixie_1_0_1: Okay, good everyone is here!

OMGABUNNY: What do you want, Alice?
Docta_C_is_in_the_house: Yes, Alice, what could possibly occupy you goldfish-like attention span?

Big_deadly_teddy_bear: Whatever.

I_am_Edwad_hear_me_roar: Really?

Damned_pixie_1_0_1: Yep. Actually in 3…2…1…

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Fruffaroo: Heeeeyz! Wuzzup?

Yea_im_a_bitch: What's with the nicknames?

Fruffaroo: I felt like ruining your day!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

OMGABUNNY: translate to…

Fruffaroo: evil laugh.

Yea_im_a_bitch: No. Yours. Who are you anyway?

Fruffaroo: EdWAD? You didn't tell them who I am? Neither did Alice?

Damned_pixie_1_0_1: Sorry.

Fruffaroo: You should be. Anyway, I am the author of this wonderful story. And I ought to kill Edwad.

I_am_Edwad_hear_me_roar: Why?

Fruffaroo: Cuz I can. And then Bella will have to die. DUH!!

Yea_im_a_bitch: You, my friend, whatever your name is, are a BITCH.

Fruffaroo: and cue Esme, please.

OMGABUNNY: Rosalie Lillian Hale McCarty Cullen! Language!

Fruffaroo: Sorry if I got the name wrong.

Yea_im_a_bitch: Wait, what?

Fruffaroo: Where's Bella?

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Docta_C_is_in_the_house: Really, Fruffaroo, you should come over sometime and we can discuss this face-to-face, you know, rationally. But, I need to go into the study, Esme, I really might need some help organizing some files.

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OMGABUNNY: As much as I would like to stay and chat, I really should go and help Carlisle in his study.

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Bella_barbie_666: Who and what is the Fruffaroo crap?

Fruffaroo: SILENCE YOU PEASENT!!!

Bella_barbie_666: ajflkdasrhtafdsjhfdkljfdvnlkerrtfgfgfakljfnlkcmljdlkshju

I_am_Edwad_hear_me_roar: Bella, Love! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?

Fruffaroo: I made her silent. I am the conductor of this story, remember?

Damned_pixie_1_0_1: Here is our phone number. Call us and set up a date, time and place for meeting us.

Fruffaroo: kay.

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Yea, it's mediocre, and youre not actually supposed to put yourself in the stories, but I felt like doing so. So sue me. Just kidding. Don't. Really, just don't.

If I don't end up updating my stories in the time frame of one month for me (8 weeks, parents are divorced and I only update at my mom's house), feel free to threaten me and all that good stuff!

Fruff.