New chapie!Now things are starting to get good!

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DAY 1

Front Garden,8:17 A.M.

Erase:"Did everyone sleep well?"

Nami:"No,since the damn alarm lock started ringing at 6!"

Erase:"You're a whine away from Detention,young lady!"

Nami:"I'm older than than you."

Erase:"Oh yeah?Well,I'm taller."

Nami:"What?We're the same height!"

Erase:"You're wearing heels and I'm wearing flat Converse sneakers."

Nami:"...Bitch."

Erase:"Yes,yes I am. Now it's time for the task announcement!But first...Today's special guest!"

Sanji:"Special guest?"

Erase:"Aw,did I forget to tell you about that?Each day,there will be a different special guest!And todays guest is...Axel Michaels,from my comics.

Another black Astra appears. A guy with short,spiky blond hair and blue eyes steps out.(A/N:By the way,if you want pictures of them,check my DeviantArt(Link on profile.) cuz I might have some.)

Axel:"Hey!"

Everyone mutters greetings and turn towards Erase.

Luffy:"So what's the task?"

Erase:"The task is...(dramatic pose)...to dance the tango with your pairs!"

Everyone:"..."

Nami:"OH,YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDING ME!"

Erase:"Sorry,I'm not."

Nami:"I'm not going to dance with Sanji!"

Erase:"Did I mention that the couple who dances best will get 500SC?"

Nami:"I'm going to dance with Sanji."

Erase:"Great. Now,the contest will start at 3:00 P.M..'Till then,you can do whatever ya want."

Confessions:

Amber:

AAARGGHH!I DON'T WANT TO DANCE WITH A SKELETON!

Hina:

Hina is getting even more unhappy.

Sanji:

(Hoping around the room.)

Yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes-

Smoker:

No fucking way.

Zoro:

Yelp.

End of confessions.

Kitchen,12:43 P.M.

Nami and Zoro and sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch,Sanji is cooking.

Zoro(Eating the food extremely fast):"This tastes like crap."

Sanji:"What did you say,Marimo?"

Zoro:"I said this tastes like crap. Why,are you deaf,Ero-cook?"

The swordsman stood up and glared at the chef. They suddenly started fighting.

Sanji:"Bastard!"

Zoro:"Pervert!"

Jaime entered the kitchen.

Jamie:"What the fuck is going on?"

Nami:"Eh. Don't worry. This is normal. They do it all the time."

Jamie:"Well,they better stop!It's pissing me off."

Nami:"Oh,trust me. They won't stop because you say so. In fact they won't stop for anything."

Jamie:"Oh really?"

She walked over to the pair,grabbed their necks and slammed them against the table.

Jamie:"Listen up. Either you two remain silent for as long as I'm here,or...I'll make your life HELL. Get it?"

Sanji:"Yes Jamie-chan."

Zoro:"No way I'm obeying some girl!"

CRACK!

Jamie:"Get. It?"

Zoro:"Yes,yes!"

She turned around and saw a bug-eyed Nami.

Jamie:"What?"

Nami:"You...Zoro...How the hell did you do that?"

Jamie:"Hey,I guess I'm just crazy strong."

She left whistling.

Confessions:

Nami:

Okay,this is starting to scare me.

End of confessions

Front garden,3:01 P.M.

Erase:"I hope everyone ate well,cuz you're gonna need the energy."

Axel:"Now,for this task,you're going to dance the tango. I have instruction books here. One for each couple. Here."

He started throwing the manuals.

Axel:"I'm going to explain the rules. Everyone will dance simultaneous and when a couple makes a mistake,they will have to stop dancing. Got it?"

Everyone nodded.

Axel:"Very well. You'll have 20 minutes to read the books and then we'll start!"

Louge,3:24 P.M.

Erase:"Okay,did everyone read it all?Good. Now as you can see,the show crew pushed all the furniture against the walls. This leaves us enough room for the task. Now Axel,can you do the honors?"

Axel:"Sure!"

He pushed the play button on a nearby stereo. Tango music started.

Axel:"Start dancing!"

Everyone paired up. Nami glared at Sanji.

Nami:"If your hand comes anywhere near my ass or chest,you will enter a world of pain.

Sanji:"Y-yes Nami-san."

Chopper changed into Heavy Point.

Axel:"In three..."

Erase:"Two...

Axel:"One..."

Erase & Axel:"ZERO!DANCE!"

Everyone started dancing.

Erase:"Hina,Smokey!Ya out!Fighting in the middle of the tango is not allowed."

Axel:"Zoro,Tashigi!Out!You can't threat your partner with a sword!"

Tashigi:"Not even a little?"

Axel:"No."

SLAM!

Kaku:"YAARGH!"

Erase:"Out!Kalifa you can't kick your partner in the nuts."

Axel:"Vivi,Chopper!Out!This is tango not ice skating. You can't lift your partner in the air."

Chopper:"Sorry."

CRASH!

Erase:"Jamie,did you just throw Ace out the window?"

Jamie:"Maybe."

Erase:"Out."

Axel:"Luffy,you're not allowed to stretch!Out!"

Amber:"I give up!I can't keep this anymore!"

Erase:"Fine,you're out."

It came down to three couples. Sanji and Nami,Usopp and Kaya,Franky and Alvida.

Erase:"Franky,Alvida!Things are kinda sloppy there."

Franky:"I can't grab her!She's slippery!"

Erase:"Out!"

Franky(whispering):"...Bitch."

Erase:"HEY!I heard that!"

Only two now.

Erase:"..."

Axel:"..."

Erase:"I don't think any of them will make any mistakes."

Axel:"Yeah."

Erase:"Listen up!Form now on,you have 50 seconds to impress us!Go!"

Sanji looked down at Nami.

Sanji:"You want to win,right?"

Nami:"Uh,yeah..."

Sanji:"Great.

Axel and Erase's jaws dropped as they saw the most amazing tango ever. Even Usopp and Kaya stopped.

Erase:"I-I guess we have a winner..."

Axel:"Uh-uh."

Nami looked at the cook.

Nami:"That...That was amazing..."

Sanji:"Thanks."

Axel walked over to them.

Axel:"Here are the 500SC.Congrats."

Erase:"You're the winners. Wow."

Kitchen,4:54 P.M.

Nami is eating a sandwich,Tashigi walks in.

Tashigi:"Oh. You're here...So I guess you're feeling pretty good now."
Nami:"Uh?"

Tashigi:"Yeah,you and that cook won the task and the money. Because you're so perfect. Yes,you are a perfect person with a perfect fashion sense. Hmph."

She turned around and left. The navigator just shrugged and kept eating. Then Sanji came in.

Sanji:"Hey. How's your sandwich?"
Nami:"Fine."

Sanji:"So..."

Nami:"No."

Sanji:"I didn't say anything yet!"

Nami:"I don't love you and I don't want to go out with you."

Sanji:"Oh...Okay..."

He left. Nami shrugged again and kept eating her sandwich. Jamie came in.

Jaime:"Hey,wh-"

Nami:"Oh,what now?"
Jamie:"Uh?"

Nami:"Can't you just leave me alone?"

Jamie:"Ooooo...kay..."

Confessions:

Tashigi:

Ugh,she thinks she's so good.(Whispering)Lousy,good-for-nothing bitch.

Sanji:

Why?Why won't she love me.(Starts crying)Whyyyyyyy?

Jamie:

Yeah,I think she has some problems.

End of confessions.

Louge,5:12 P.M.

Robin and Kalifa are sitting on the couch,watching T.V.

Robin:"This is boring."

Kalifa:"Yeah."

Robin:"..."

Kalifa:"..."

Robin:"Wanna make out?"

Kalifa:"Sure."

So they start making out.And Nami walks in.

Nami:"What the...Oh my gawd!"

She backs away and slams the door behind her.

Main hall,5:16 P.M.

The navigator leans against the door,panting.Jamie walks over to her.

Jamie:"What's wrong?"

Nami:"They...Oh my...Shit!...Don't go in there!"

Jamie:"...Why?"

Nami:"Just don't!"

Confenssions:

Jamie:

Okay,I'm begening to fear for Nami's mental sanity.I think she's shcizofrenic...It's illegal to let someone with mental problems enter a reality T.V. show.Maybe I could sue the company.That would do great on my resume.Now,I just have to proof it...

End of confessions

Dining room,8:23

Everyone is eating dinner.Jamie is looking at Nami,Kalifa and Robin are smiling at eachother and Nami is looking at them.Everything is silent.

Sanji:"So,how's dinner?"

Zoro:"You should know.You're the one who made it."

Sanji:"That's why I need to ask,bastard!"
Zoro:"Pervert cook!"

Jamie:"What did I tell you about fighting?"

Sanji:"Sorry,Jamie-chan."

Zoro:"Hmph"

She looked back at Nami,who was still looking at the other two.

Jamie:"Is something wrong bothering you?"

Nami:"Uh,well..."

Jamie:"The weather,the show,halucinations?"

Nami:"What was that last one?"

Jamie:"The show?"

Nami:"I could swear I...Nevermind.No,I'm okay."

Jamie:"Oh.Really?Good for you."

Confessions:

Nami:

Alright,this show is getting strange.I don't know if I can stay here.Maybe I should give up?But then,I really want the prize money.Eh,I can take strange.

Ace:

Yeah,that window was hard.It hurt.A lot.

Kaku:

Kalifa has one hell of a kick.

Usopp:

Yeah,I'm kinda sad we didn't win.Oh well.

End of confessions.

In The Studio:

Erase:"Hello!Now iit's time for...Axel,could you?"

Axel:"Sure!Do you see that little blue button?Click on it and vote for the two people you want out of the house!One girl and one boy.If you don't vote,she can't write the next chapter!So vote!It'll only take a minute or two."

Erase:"Well said buddy.Now do as he says!Or else!"

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Yeah,short chapter.