I'm baaaaaaaaaaack. Sorry for not updating for so long but I had to think about a few things. In order to not end up with a 150+ chapter fic, I decided to change the rules. Somebody gets off every 3 chapters. No mercy. Now, on to the chapie!
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DAY 2

Front Garden,5:00 A.M.

Nami:"What the hell did you do to your hair?"

Erase, now with shoulder length hair, shorter at the back and with a way lighter shade of blond on her bangs and locks of hair near to her face, grinned.

Erase:"Like it?"

Nami:"You are an affront to good taste."

Erase:"Thanks. Well then, gooooooood morning, kiddies(even though you're all older than me (Well technically me and Chopper are the same age))!"

Zoro:"Why. The. Fuck. Did. You. Wake. Us. Up. At. 5. Fucking. A.M.?"

Erase:"Not a morning person, uh? Well, sucks for you. The next challenge is to do some exercise!"

Nami:"Just that?"
Erase:"Of course not! It's a really stupid kind of exercise! But, before I start torturing you, it's time to announce our guest for today! And he is...Cool Guy!"

A black Astra appeared. A Puerto-Rican guy comes out.

CG:"Hi! Nice torturing ya!"
Nami:"God help me."

Erase:"Now, here's the task for today! First,you're going to swim in a river! A river infested with crocodiles!"
Vivi:"*Yelp*"

CG:"Then, after you finish that, you're going to lift some weights. Made of hamburgers!"
Sanji:"That's just stupid."
Erase: "Afterwards, you're going wrestling! With bears!"
Usopp:"Meep."

CG: "After that, you're going to run some laps! While being chased by rabid squirrels!"

Luffy:"OOH, RABID SQUIRRELS!"
Erase:"And that's the task for the next few episodes! You will start today at 5 P.M.! See ya then!"
Erase and Cool Guy got into the car and drove off.

Kitchen,12 P.M.

Everyone was having lunch. Jamie was staring at Nami.

Nami:"Oh, for God's sake, what?"
Jamie:"Oh,nothing. Nothing at all..."
Jamie stretched over the table, so her face was inches near Nami's.

Nami:"You're making me very uncomfortable."
Jamie:"Oh, sorry."
She sat back on her chair, smiling at Nami.

Confessions:

Nami:

That girl is seriously creeping me out. Honestly, I think I'm going to have a mental breakdown if I stay in this show much longer. Things are just weird.

Jamie:

I swear, I swear I'm getting closer to prove Ginger's psycho!

Front Garden,5:12 P.M.

Erase:"Hey, you're all late!"
Nami:"Fuck you."
Erase:"I guess you're not that big on exercise, uh?"

Nami:"Apparently neither are you, fatass!"
Erase:"HEY! I am NOT fat. Plus I do like exercise, I like to run and baseball and basketball and skating and-"
Nami:"Okay, just move on!"

Erase:"Eh, sorry. Cool Guy, will you do the honors?"

CG:"Release the crocodiles!"
In the river you didn't know was there but was there all the time, I swear, a bunch of crocodiles appeared.

Erase:"Okay, in the first round, you're all going going to swim. The water isn't actually water but a special totally safe chemical compost so even Akuma no Mi users can swim. Don't worry nobody will die even if they are caught by a crocodile."
Sanji:"How?"

Erase:"This show is PG-13, violent deaths are not allowed."
"Sanji:"..."
CG:"Watch out pairings. Both elements must reach the end!"

Erase:"Everyone who survives, err, reaches the end passes to the next round. Could you please change into your bathing suits?"
Everyone took their clothes off (The bathing suits were underneath you perverts).

Erase:"What, EVERYONE has bathing suits? Not one of you is going to swim naked?"
CG:"Pervert."
Erase:"Say's the guy who spends half his life reading hentai."
CG:"Shaddup. Okay, let's begin the countdown. 3!"

Erase:"2!"

CG:"1!"

Erase & CG:"JUMP!"

Everyone jumped into the water and started swimming. As soon as Vivi started picking up speed a huge crocodile appeared. Chopper changed into Heavy point and sent the crocodile flying.
Vivi:"Thank you, Chopper-kun!"
Chopper:"It's okay but we are behind now."

Sanji and Nami were on the lead but three of the biggest crocodiles started going after them. Nami tried to dodge and continue but the crocodiles blocked her path.

Nami:"What the...Is it me or these crocodiles smarter than usual?"

Sanji:"It's seems so. It appears we need to fight our way through."
Sanji kicked a crocodile and it flew away.

As the two of them were fighting the crocodiles Jamie and Ace were on the lead.

Jamie:"Think you can keep up with me,lil'boy?"

Ace:"Eh, we'll see who can keep up with who!"

A crocodile approached them. Jamie looked at it and growled. The crocodile turned around and left them alone.

Ace:"...Wow."
Jamie:"I'll take that as a compliment."

???:"AARGH!"
???:"GET THAT SUPID THING OFF ME!"
Erase:"Oh, CG, check it out!"

CG:"Who would've known that a crocodile could swallow Alvida whole and and still catch Franky's leg?"
Erase:"Hey, look at Brook!"
Brook was grabbing Amber's wrist and running across the water."
Amber:"Brook, you're AMAZING!"
Brook:"YOHOHO!"

And suddenly a crocodile appeared and swalowed'em whole.

Erase:"...Ouch..."
CG:"...Indeed..."

Erase:"So, Franky, Alvida, Brook and Amber are out of the game and Jamie and Ace are at the lead."
CG:"Actually, Jamie and Ace already won."

The blond looked at the finish line and there was the pair, drinking cherry slushies.

Jamie waved at her and she waved back.

Erase:"Damn, my characters are awesome."
CG:"Yeah, too bad you're not!"

She was going to punch him but stopped.
Erase:"Sanji and Nami finished. Where are the crocodiles they were fighting?"
CG:"Somewhere in China,if you go by the strength of Sanji's kick."

Erase:"Kalifa and Robin are there too. Where are their guys?"

At nearly the beginning of the river was Kaku, with Usopp on his back, who in turn had Kaya on his back. Poor Kaku was desperately trying to swim.
And Luffy...

Luffy:"GOMU GOMU NO GATLING GUN."

Erase:"And there goes three perfectly good crocodiles."
CG:"What a waste."
Erase:"Hey, Cool, get those crocodiles on shore, please."
CG:"WHAT, WHY?"
Erase:"I want a new wallet."
CG:"No, I mean why me?"
Erase:"You're the guest!"

CG:"**** YOU, YOU LITTLE ****,GO WALK YOUR ****ING **** POODLE AT YOUR ****ING COUNTRY!"
Erase:"HEY YOU CAN INSULT ME BUT YOU DON'T INSULT MAH DOG **** SUCKER!"

CG:"Hey look, almost everyone is over!"
Erase:"Really? Lemme see, Sanji, Nami, Robin, Zoro, Tashigi, Kalifa, Chopper, Vivi, Ace and Jamie are at the finish line, Brook, Alvida, Franky and Amber were eaten and Usopp, Kaia and Kaku are still racing."

After a while they got to the finish line.

Usopp and Kaya jumped into land.
Usopp:"PHEW, I don't we weren't going to make it!"

Kaya:"Yeah. Wait,where's Kaku?"
Very Happy Crocodile:"*Burp*!"

Everyone:"..."
Erase:"...Okay...Everyone except Kalifa, Kaku, Amber, Brook, Franky and Alvida are going to the next round."

CG:"Well, It seems we ran out of time today."
Erase:"But we will be back!"
CG:"And don't forget to vote!"
Erase:"Tomorrow's an elimination day and we're going to get rid of one boy and one girl so please vote! You can vote even if you already voted on another chapter!"
CG:"Remember, without your votes there's no Reality Fic!"

Erase:"And without RF nobody would be here to torture OP characters!"

CG: "So remember VOTE and..."
Erase & CG :"C-YA!"

No crocodiles were hurt in the making of this the ones that were kicked or punched by a rubber man.