I'm baaaaaaaaaaack. Sorry for not
updating for so long but I had to think about a few things. In order
to not end up with a 150+ chapter fic, I decided to change the rules.
Somebody gets off every 3 chapters. No mercy. Now, on to the
chapie!
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DAY 2
Front Garden,5:00 A.M.
Nami:"What the hell did you do to your hair?"
Erase, now with shoulder length hair, shorter at the back and with a way lighter shade of blond on her bangs and locks of hair near to her face, grinned.
Erase:"Like it?"
Nami:"You are an affront to good taste."
Erase:"Thanks. Well then, gooooooood morning, kiddies(even though you're all older than me (Well technically me and Chopper are the same age))!"
Zoro:"Why. The. Fuck. Did. You. Wake. Us. Up. At. 5. Fucking. A.M.?"
Erase:"Not a morning person, uh? Well, sucks for you. The next challenge is to do some exercise!"
Nami:"Just
that?"
Erase:"Of course not! It's a really stupid kind of
exercise! But, before I start torturing you, it's time to announce
our guest for today! And he is...Cool Guy!"
A black Astra appeared. A Puerto-Rican guy comes out.
CG:"Hi! Nice
torturing ya!"
Nami:"God help me."
Erase:"Now,
here's the task for today! First,you're going to swim in a river! A
river infested with crocodiles!"
Vivi:"*Yelp*"
CG:"Then, after
you finish that, you're going to lift some weights. Made of
hamburgers!"
Sanji:"That's just stupid."
Erase:
"Afterwards, you're going wrestling! With bears!"
Usopp:"Meep."
CG: "After that, you're going to run some laps! While being chased by rabid squirrels!"
Luffy:"OOH, RABID
SQUIRRELS!"
Erase:"And that's the task for the next few
episodes! You will start today at 5 P.M.! See ya then!"
Erase
and Cool Guy got into the car and drove off.
Kitchen,12 P.M.
Everyone was having lunch. Jamie was staring at Nami.
Nami:"Oh, for
God's sake, what?"
Jamie:"Oh,nothing. Nothing at all..."
Jamie
stretched over the table, so her face was inches near Nami's.
Nami:"You're
making me very uncomfortable."
Jamie:"Oh, sorry."
She sat
back on her chair, smiling at Nami.
Confessions:
Nami:
That girl is seriously creeping me out. Honestly, I think I'm going to have a mental breakdown if I stay in this show much longer. Things are just weird.
Jamie:
I swear, I swear I'm getting closer to prove Ginger's psycho!
Front Garden,5:12 P.M.
Erase:"Hey,
you're all late!"
Nami:"Fuck you."
Erase:"I guess
you're not that big on exercise, uh?"
Nami:"Apparently
neither are you, fatass!"
Erase:"HEY! I am NOT fat. Plus I do
like exercise, I like to run and baseball and basketball and skating
and-"
Nami:"Okay, just move on!"
Erase:"Eh, sorry. Cool Guy, will you do the honors?"
CG:"Release the
crocodiles!"
In the river you didn't know was there but was
there all the time, I swear, a bunch of crocodiles appeared.
Erase:"Okay, in
the first round, you're all going going to swim. The water isn't
actually water but a special totally safe chemical compost so even
Akuma no Mi users can swim. Don't worry nobody will die even if they
are caught by a crocodile."
Sanji:"How?"
Erase:"This show
is PG-13, violent deaths are not allowed."
"Sanji:"..."
CG:"Watch
out pairings. Both elements must reach the end!"
Erase:"Everyone
who survives, err, reaches the end passes to the next round. Could
you please change into your bathing suits?"
Everyone took their
clothes off (The bathing suits were underneath you perverts).
Erase:"What,
EVERYONE has bathing suits? Not one of you is going to swim
naked?"
CG:"Pervert."
Erase:"Say's the guy who spends
half his life reading hentai."
CG:"Shaddup. Okay, let's begin
the countdown. 3!"
Erase:"2!"
CG:"1!"
Erase & CG:"JUMP!"
Everyone jumped
into the water and started swimming. As soon as Vivi started picking
up speed a huge crocodile appeared. Chopper changed into Heavy point
and sent the crocodile flying.
Vivi:"Thank you,
Chopper-kun!"
Chopper:"It's okay but we are behind now."
Sanji and Nami were on the lead but three of the biggest crocodiles started going after them. Nami tried to dodge and continue but the crocodiles blocked her path.
Nami:"What the...Is it me or these crocodiles smarter than usual?"
Sanji:"It's seems
so. It appears we need to fight our way through."
Sanji kicked a
crocodile and it flew away.
As the two of them were fighting the crocodiles Jamie and Ace were on the lead.
Jamie:"Think you can keep up with me,lil'boy?"
Ace:"Eh, we'll see who can keep up with who!"
A crocodile approached them. Jamie looked at it and growled. The crocodile turned around and left them alone.
Ace:"...Wow."
Jamie:"I'll
take that as a compliment."
???:"AARGH!"
???:"GET
THAT SUPID THING OFF ME!"
Erase:"Oh, CG, check it out!"
CG:"Who would've
known that a crocodile could swallow Alvida whole and and still catch
Franky's leg?"
Erase:"Hey, look at Brook!"
Brook was
grabbing Amber's wrist and running across the water."
Amber:"Brook,
you're AMAZING!"
Brook:"YOHOHO!"
And suddenly a crocodile appeared and swalowed'em whole.
Erase:"...Ouch..."
CG:"...Indeed..."
Erase:"So,
Franky, Alvida, Brook and Amber are out of the game and Jamie and Ace
are at the lead."
CG:"Actually, Jamie and Ace already won."
The blond looked at the finish line and there was the pair, drinking cherry slushies.
Jamie waved at her and she waved back.
Erase:"Damn, my
characters are awesome."
CG:"Yeah, too bad you're not!"
She was going to
punch him but stopped.
Erase:"Sanji and Nami finished. Where are
the crocodiles they were fighting?"
CG:"Somewhere in China,if
you go by the strength of Sanji's kick."
Erase:"Kalifa and Robin are there too. Where are their guys?"
At nearly the
beginning of the river was Kaku, with Usopp on his back, who in turn
had Kaya on his back. Poor Kaku was desperately trying to swim.
And
Luffy...
Luffy:"GOMU GOMU NO GATLING GUN."
Erase:"And there
goes three perfectly good crocodiles."
CG:"What a
waste."
Erase:"Hey, Cool, get those crocodiles on shore,
please."
CG:"WHAT, WHY?"
Erase:"I want a new
wallet."
CG:"No, I mean why me?"
Erase:"You're the
guest!"
CG:"**** YOU, YOU
LITTLE ****,GO WALK YOUR ****ING **** POODLE AT YOUR ****ING
COUNTRY!"
Erase:"HEY YOU CAN INSULT ME BUT YOU DON'T INSULT
MAH DOG **** SUCKER!"
CG:"Hey look,
almost everyone is over!"
Erase:"Really? Lemme see, Sanji,
Nami, Robin, Zoro, Tashigi, Kalifa, Chopper, Vivi, Ace and Jamie are
at the finish line, Brook, Alvida, Franky and Amber were eaten and
Usopp, Kaia and Kaku are still racing."
After a while they got to the finish line.
Usopp and Kaya
jumped into land.
Usopp:"PHEW, I don't we weren't going to make
it!"
Kaya:"Yeah.
Wait,where's Kaku?"
Very Happy Crocodile:"*Burp*!"
Everyone:"..."
Erase:"...Okay...Everyone
except Kalifa, Kaku, Amber, Brook, Franky and Alvida are going to the
next round."
CG:"Well, It
seems we ran out of time today."
Erase:"But we will be
back!"
CG:"And don't forget to vote!"
Erase:"Tomorrow's
an elimination day and we're going to get rid of one boy and one girl
so please vote! You can vote even if you already voted on another
chapter!"
CG:"Remember, without your votes there's no Reality
Fic!"
Erase:"And without RF nobody would be here to torture OP characters!"
CG: "So remember
VOTE and..."
Erase & CG :"C-YA!"
No crocodiles were hurt in the making of this the ones that were kicked or punched by a rubber man.
