Front Garden, 7:35 P.M.

Erase:"Good morning, kiddies! Did ya sleep well?"

Tashigi:"What's he doing here?"
Cool Guy:"Hi."
Erase:"We had so much fun yesterday, I decided to hire him as my co-host."
CG:"Well, let's get this party started motherfuckers!"

Nami:"Nobody deserves this."

Erase:"Well, I guess it's time to introduce today's challenge."
CG:"Today, you are going to lift two giant hamburgers connected by a metal pole."

Erase:"Only one person of the pair needs to lift. You must lift at least 100 pounds."
CG:"The pair who lifts the most weight wins!"
Erase:"Ta-da, easy as that!"

Usopp:"If the point is to lift weights, then couldn't we just lift regular barbels?"
Erase:"But what's the fun in that?"
Usopp:"Well, the challenge would still be hard, the reader could laugh and there would be no silliness."
Erase:"No...Silly? No..."
The girl stood there mouth open.

CG:"I think you broke her. Could we get some help here?"
A guy with black and blue hair appeared.

Guy:"Commercial break!"

Commercial Break:

(Catchy music starts. A guy wearing hockey equipment appears and drinks from a can saying "DARE". His outfit changes into soccer equipment. He scores a goal and drinks again, changing into basketball clothes. He slam dunks and drinks, changing into baseball outfit. He scores a home run and smiles at the camera.)

DARE to be a champion? Also available: DARE Lemon, DARE Diet and DARE Vanilla Soda!

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(A huge field with cereal plants.)

"When I don't feel like eating..."
(A hyper skinny girl appears.)

"I grab a box of Anorex-O's and pretend I'm actually eating food."
(Grabs a box and pours some weird paper shreds looking stuff into a bowl.)

"Anorex-O's has zero calories, zero vitamins, zero everything."
Best eaten with DARE Diet than with milk.

End of commercial break.

CG:"Okay, we're kinda back. Erase's still feeling a bit, uh...So we're going to introduce today's special guest! His name is Robert, though you may call him Kenil!"

Kenil:"Hi."
Robin:"No car this time?"
Kenil:"Sorry, I arrived during the Anorex-O's commercial."
CG:"Okay, meet us here at 5 PM sharp to begin the challenge!"
Kenil:"Wait, what's the challenge?"
CG"Shit, you don't know? I'll explain it to you later, right now just smile and wave at the readers."

Kenil and Cool Guy forced a smile and waved slightly.

Kitchen 13:02 PM

Everyone was having lunch.

Tashigi smiled to herself as she forked a potato. Jamie was, again, staring at Nami, who was, again, getting very pissed off.

Zoro:"You know, I'm going to win this thing."
Sanji:"What?"
Zoro:"Well, I am the strongest."
Sanji:"Shut up, bastard swordsman."
Zoro:"Well, I am."
Jamie glared at them. Both of them gulped and looked away. She turned to stare at Nami again.

Nami:"PLEASE, just tell me what it is?"

Jamie:"Hmm?"
Nami:"Why are you always staring at me?"
Jamie:"N-nothing, I just..."
She gulped.

Jamie:"Okay, sorry, I'll stop."
She turned away, but took out a mirror and used it to look at Nami. The redhead got up, grabbed the mirror, smashed it on the girls head and walked away.

Jamie:"WELL, OW, YOU BITCH!"
Tashigi smiled at her.

Tashigi:"Oh, she won't be so bitchy after today!"

Jamie:"Uh?"

Tashigi:"Me and Zoro are going to overwhelm this competition!"
Jamie:"...Yeah, sure."
She scratched her head and kept eating.

Front Garden, 5:03 PM

Erase:"Okay, I'm back!"
Nami rolled her eyes.

Nami:"Hooray."
Erase:"Shut up. Kenil, do the honors?"

Kenil:"Sure. Now, as you can see over there, the crew placed several burger-barbells of different sizes for you to lift. As said before the players who didn't pass the last challenge, Brooke and Amber, Kaku and Kalifa, Franky and Alvida won't be able to participate in this one. So, I guess it's time to start?"

CG:"Wait, where are the guys who were eaten by the crocodiles?"
Erase:"Time to start! Let's go. First off:Sanji and Nami!"
Sanji stepped forward.

Sanji:"I'm the one who's going to going to lift the weights."
Erase:"Gee, big surprise."

CG:"Yes, because Nami is sooooo strong that this is totally unexpected."

Nami glared at the teenagers but said nothing.

Sanji effortlessly picked up the biggest burger-barbell.
Erase:"Can someone bring us some more weights?"
The crew quickly brought some more weights.

Sanji finally stopped at the sixth barbell.

Erase:"Can't lift more?"

Sanji:"I probably could but it's getting late."
CG:"He's right you know."
Erase:"Yeah, yeah. Usopp and Kaya?"
Usopp stepped forward smiling widely.

Usopp:"Ah, why even bother. For your information I can lift over 1000000 pounds!"
Erase:"Right, and the moon's made of cheese."
Kenil:"Usopp, could you just do it?"
Usopp:"Uh, okay."
He chuckled slightly.

Usopp:"It's easy."

He headed for the smallest barbell.

Usopp:"Warm up."
Everyone (Except Kaya):"Right."
Usopp tried to lift the barbell, only to fall on his face.

Erase:"Epic fail."
Kenil:"That was a bit pathetic."

CG:*Laughing too hard to make sentences*

Kaya:"Oh, Usopp, are you okay?"

Usopp:"Yeah, falling face first is nothing for the Great-Ow, I think I broke a tooth."
Erase:"Just get back to the others."
CG:"Next up, Luffy and Robin."
Luffy stepped forward.

Luffy:"Yosh, I'm ready."
Robin:"Wait a second, captain. May I try this one?"

Luffy:"Eh, Robin, but I wanna win!"
Robin:"I can assure you I'm perfectly capable of lifting."
Luffy:"But-"
Robin stepped forward and crossed her arms in front of her chest.

Suddenly, lots of arms appeared and formed a huge arm.

CG:"Hey, that's cheating!"
Erase:"No, it's perfectly inside the rules."

The arm lifted the biggest weight there effortlessly.
Erase:"Can someone get bigger-"
Robin:"There's no need, Host-san. I'll stop here."
Erase:"Fine, have it your way. Chopper and Vivi?"
Chopper meekly walked towards the weights and transformed into heavy point.

Chopper:"Okay, I'm going to try."
He lifted the same weight Robin had and tried to lift it. When he almost had it in the air a butterfly landed on his nose.

Chopper:"GAH, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!"
He dropped the weight and ran away.

Erase:"And that was a disqualification. Do you want to try, Vivi-chan?"

The blue haired girl shook her head slowly and silently.

Erase:"M'kay, Smoker, Hina?"
Hina:"Hina will do it."
Smoker:"What, no you won't!I want to do it!"
Hina:"No, Hina will!"
Smoker:"Me!"
Hina:"Hina!"

Smoker:"ME!"

Hina:"HINA!"

Erase:"Okay, you're disqualified."
Hina and Smoker:"What?!"
Erase:"The time to chose the representative is up."
Smoker:"There's a time limit?"
Hina:"Hina is not happy."

Erase:"And now, Ace and Jamie."
Ace cautiously stepped back as Jamie headed towards the barbells.
She lifted the heaviest and smiled. And then...
Jamie:"Ack, a snake!"

In panic, she threw the barbell (That landed on Ace) and ran away.

Erase:"I guess that's another disqualification."

Kenil:"And now Zoro and Tashigi."
Zoro:"Fine, I'll win this stupid competition."
Tashigi:"What, no, I will be the one who wins!"

CG:"Here we go."
Erase:"Smoker and Hina all over again."
Kenil:"Time's ticking."
Zoro and Tashigi glared at them. They turned towards each other."
Zoro:"I'll go, I'm psychically stronger and this isn't about swords, it's about pure brute force."
Tashigi:"Fine, go."

Zoro lifted the weight with one hand.
Erase:"Okay, I guess the winners are Zoro and Miss Lack-of-fashion-sense."
Tashigi:"HEY!"

CG:"The losers are Smoker and Hina, Usopp and Kaya, Ace and Jamie, Chopper and Vivi."
Kenil:"The only people left on the quadruple tournament are Sanji and Nami, Luffy and Robin, Zoro and Tashigi ."
CG:"Wow."
Erase:"Well, I guess you can go back to-WRONG! Today's an elimination day, bitches."
She laughed maniacally..

CG:"Wanna do the honors, Kenil?"
Kenil:"Sure. Now, the people's choice! The two people who are going to leave the house tonight are..."

Erase:"Drum roll please."
The drum roll started.

Kenil took a deep breath.

Kenil:"Ace and Alvida!"

Alvida came out of the house looking desolated. Ace started dancing.

Ace:"YES, YES, YES! No more psycho bitch! Woohoo!"

Alvida:"My life...It has no meaning..."
Erase:"Alrighty-oh! Get your asses off here."

A black Astra appeared and two security guards came out. They dragged them to the car, Alvida completely heartbroken and Ace still dancing.

Erase:"Okay, so now Jamie and Franky are together."

Jamie:"What, but Franky was eaten, what about the competition?"

Erase:"Don't worry, Alvida is fine and so is Franky and the others who were eaten, and we won't disqualify you. Well, that's it for today."
CG:"Close the show Kenil."
Kenil:"Fine. Dear reader, thank you for being here with us today. We would appreciate your votes because there is no Reality Fic without the readers. So you know how it goes, you write a review or a comment or an e-mail or whatever and say the name of the boy and girl you want out of here. Stay tuned for the next chapter!"