Front Garden, 7:35 P.M.
Erase:"Good morning, kiddies! Did ya sleep well?"
Tashigi:"What's he doing
here?"
Cool Guy:"Hi."
Erase:"We had so much fun
yesterday, I decided to hire him as my co-host."
CG:"Well,
let's get this party started motherfuckers!"
Nami:"Nobody deserves this."
Erase:"Well, I guess
it's time to introduce today's challenge."
CG:"Today, you are
going to lift two giant hamburgers connected by a metal pole."
Erase:"Only one person
of the pair needs to lift. You must lift at least 100
pounds."
CG:"The pair who lifts the most weight
wins!"
Erase:"Ta-da, easy as that!"
Usopp:"If the point is
to lift weights, then couldn't we just lift regular
barbels?"
Erase:"But what's the fun in that?"
Usopp:"Well,
the challenge would still be hard, the reader could laugh and there
would be no silliness."
Erase:"No...Silly? No..."
The
girl stood there mouth open.
CG:"I think you broke
her. Could we get some help here?"
A guy with black and blue
hair appeared.
Guy:"Commercial break!"
Commercial Break:
(Catchy music starts. A guy wearing hockey equipment appears and drinks from a can saying "DARE". His outfit changes into soccer equipment. He scores a goal and drinks again, changing into basketball clothes. He slam dunks and drinks, changing into baseball outfit. He scores a home run and smiles at the camera.)
DARE to be a champion? Also available: DARE Lemon, DARE Diet and DARE Vanilla Soda!
-
(A huge field with cereal plants.)
"When I don't feel
like eating..."
(A hyper skinny girl appears.)
"I grab a box of
Anorex-O's and pretend I'm actually eating food."
(Grabs a box
and pours some weird paper shreds looking stuff into a bowl.)
"Anorex-O's has zero
calories, zero vitamins, zero everything."
Best eaten with DARE
Diet than with milk.
End of commercial break.
CG:"Okay, we're kinda back. Erase's still feeling a bit, uh...So we're going to introduce today's special guest! His name is Robert, though you may call him Kenil!"
Kenil:"Hi."
Robin:"No
car this time?"
Kenil:"Sorry, I arrived during the Anorex-O's
commercial."
CG:"Okay, meet us here at 5 PM sharp to begin the
challenge!"
Kenil:"Wait, what's the challenge?"
CG"Shit,
you don't know? I'll explain it to you later, right now just smile
and wave at the readers."
Kenil and Cool Guy forced a smile and waved slightly.
Kitchen 13:02 PM
Everyone was having lunch.
Tashigi smiled to herself as she forked a potato. Jamie was, again, staring at Nami, who was, again, getting very pissed off.
Zoro:"You
know, I'm going to win this thing."
Sanji:"What?"
Zoro:"Well,
I am the strongest."
Sanji:"Shut up, bastard
swordsman."
Zoro:"Well, I am."
Jamie glared at them. Both
of them gulped and looked away. She turned to stare at Nami again.
Nami:"PLEASE, just tell me what it is?"
Jamie:"Hmm?"
Nami:"Why
are you always staring at me?"
Jamie:"N-nothing, I
just..."
She gulped.
Jamie:"Okay,
sorry, I'll stop."
She turned away, but took out a mirror and
used it to look at Nami. The redhead got up, grabbed the mirror,
smashed it on the girls head and walked away.
Jamie:"WELL,
OW, YOU BITCH!"
Tashigi smiled at her.
Tashigi:"Oh, she won't be so bitchy after today!"
Jamie:"Uh?"
Tashigi:"Me
and Zoro are going to overwhelm this competition!"
Jamie:"...Yeah,
sure."
She scratched her head and kept eating.
Front Garden, 5:03 PM
Erase:"Okay,
I'm back!"
Nami rolled her eyes.
Nami:"Hooray."
Erase:"Shut
up. Kenil, do the honors?"
Kenil:"Sure. Now, as you can see over there, the crew placed several burger-barbells of different sizes for you to lift. As said before the players who didn't pass the last challenge, Brooke and Amber, Kaku and Kalifa, Franky and Alvida won't be able to participate in this one. So, I guess it's time to start?"
CG:"Wait,
where are the guys who were eaten by the crocodiles?"
Erase:"Time
to start! Let's go. First off:Sanji and Nami!"
Sanji stepped
forward.
Sanji:"I'm
the one who's going to going to lift the weights."
Erase:"Gee,
big surprise."
CG:"Yes, because Nami is sooooo strong that this is totally unexpected."
Nami glared at the teenagers but said nothing.
Sanji
effortlessly picked up the biggest burger-barbell.
Erase:"Can
someone bring us some more weights?"
The crew quickly brought
some more weights.
Sanji finally stopped at the sixth barbell.
Erase:"Can't lift more?"
Sanji:"I
probably could but it's getting late."
CG:"He's right you
know."
Erase:"Yeah, yeah. Usopp and Kaya?"
Usopp stepped
forward smiling widely.
Usopp:"Ah,
why even bother. For your information I can lift over 1000000
pounds!"
Erase:"Right, and the moon's made of
cheese."
Kenil:"Usopp, could you just do it?"
Usopp:"Uh,
okay."
He chuckled slightly.
Usopp:"It's easy."
He headed for the smallest barbell.
Usopp:"Warm
up."
Everyone (Except Kaya):"Right."
Usopp tried to lift
the barbell, only to fall on his face.
Erase:"Epic
fail."
Kenil:"That was a bit pathetic."
CG:*Laughing too hard to make sentences*
Kaya:"Oh, Usopp, are you okay?"
Usopp:"Yeah,
falling face first is nothing for the Great-Ow, I think I broke a
tooth."
Erase:"Just get back to the others."
CG:"Next
up, Luffy and Robin."
Luffy stepped forward.
Luffy:"Yosh,
I'm ready."
Robin:"Wait a second, captain. May I try this
one?"
Luffy:"Eh,
Robin, but I wanna win!"
Robin:"I can assure you I'm perfectly
capable of lifting."
Luffy:"But-"
Robin stepped forward
and crossed her arms in front of her chest.
Suddenly, lots of arms appeared and formed a huge arm.
CG:"Hey,
that's cheating!"
Erase:"No, it's perfectly inside the rules."
The
arm lifted the biggest weight there effortlessly.
Erase:"Can
someone get bigger-"
Robin:"There's no need, Host-san. I'll
stop here."
Erase:"Fine, have it your way. Chopper and
Vivi?"
Chopper meekly walked towards the weights and transformed
into heavy point.
Chopper:"Okay,
I'm going to try."
He lifted the same weight Robin had and tried
to lift it. When he almost had it in the air a butterfly landed on
his nose.
Chopper:"GAH,
GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!"
He dropped the weight and ran away.
Erase:"And that was a disqualification. Do you want to try, Vivi-chan?"
The blue haired girl shook her head slowly and silently.
Erase:"M'kay,
Smoker, Hina?"
Hina:"Hina will do it."
Smoker:"What, no
you won't!I want to do it!"
Hina:"No, Hina
will!"
Smoker:"Me!"
Hina:"Hina!"
Smoker:"ME!"
Hina:"HINA!"
Erase:"Okay,
you're disqualified."
Hina and Smoker:"What?!"
Erase:"The
time to chose the representative is up."
Smoker:"There's a
time limit?"
Hina:"Hina is not happy."
Erase:"And
now, Ace and Jamie."
Ace cautiously stepped back as Jamie headed
towards the barbells.
She lifted the heaviest and smiled. And
then...
Jamie:"Ack, a snake!"
In panic, she threw the barbell (That landed on Ace) and ran away.
Erase:"I guess that's another disqualification."
Kenil:"And
now Zoro and Tashigi."
Zoro:"Fine, I'll win this stupid
competition."
Tashigi:"What, no, I will be the one who wins!"
CG:"Here
we go."
Erase:"Smoker and Hina all over again."
Kenil:"Time's
ticking."
Zoro and Tashigi glared at them. They turned towards
each other."
Zoro:"I'll go, I'm psychically stronger and this
isn't about swords, it's about pure brute force."
Tashigi:"Fine,
go."
Zoro
lifted the weight with one hand.
Erase:"Okay, I guess the
winners are Zoro and Miss Lack-of-fashion-sense."
Tashigi:"HEY!"
CG:"The
losers are Smoker and Hina, Usopp and Kaya, Ace and Jamie, Chopper
and Vivi."
Kenil:"The only people left on the quadruple
tournament are Sanji and Nami, Luffy and Robin, Zoro and Tashigi
."
CG:"Wow."
Erase:"Well, I guess you can go back
to-WRONG! Today's an elimination day, bitches."
She laughed
maniacally..
CG:"Wanna
do the honors, Kenil?"
Kenil:"Sure. Now, the people's choice!
The two people who are going to leave the house tonight are..."
Erase:"Drum
roll please."
The drum roll started.
Kenil took a deep breath.
Kenil:"Ace and Alvida!"
Alvida came out of the house looking desolated. Ace started dancing.
Ace:"YES, YES, YES! No more psycho bitch! Woohoo!"
Alvida:"My
life...It has no meaning..."
Erase:"Alrighty-oh! Get your
asses off here."
A black Astra appeared and two security guards came out. They dragged them to the car, Alvida completely heartbroken and Ace still dancing.
Erase:"Okay, so now Jamie and Franky are together."
Jamie:"What, but Franky was eaten, what about the competition?"
Erase:"Don't
worry, Alvida is fine and so is Franky and the others who were eaten,
and we won't disqualify you. Well, that's it for today."
CG:"Close
the show Kenil."
Kenil:"Fine. Dear reader, thank you for being
here with us today. We would appreciate your votes because there is
no Reality Fic without the readers. So you know how it goes, you
write a review or a comment or an e-mail or whatever and say the name
of the boy and girl you want out of here. Stay tuned for the next
chapter!"
