Front Garden, 7:32 AM

Erase:"Good morning-"
Nami:"Yes, we know, good morning kiddies! Lets get this over with. "

Erase:"My, you're in a bad mood? "
Sanji:"Where's Cool Guy? "
Erase:"He went to pick up our new guest. Well, how are you guys? "

Zoro:"Are you kidding? We're the only ones that are awake at this time! "
Erase:"Gee, sorry. Are you or are no not ready to wrestle some bears? "
Sanji, Zoro, Luffy, Tashigi and Robin:"Yes. "
Nami:"No. "

Erase:"Great! We'll start today at 15:00! You best be prepared to kick some furry ass! "

Kitchen, 10:07 AM

Tashigi:"Nami! "

The redhead sighed.

Nami:"What? "

Tashigi:"Just so you know, me and Zoro are totally going to rule this competition! "

Nami:"Fine. "

Tashigi:"We're stronger, we're faster, we are the greatest! Even if that moron is a moron, we have my intelligence so-"
Nami quickly left the kitchen, leaving Tashigi talking to the walls.

Living Room, 10:09 AM

Jamie:"NAMI! "

The navigator glared at the girl.

Nami:"What? "

Jamie:"I was just thinking. . . Are you crazy? "

Nami:"No. "
Jamie:"Are you sure? "
Nami:"Yes. "

Jamie:"Absolutely? "

Nami:"Yes. "
Jamie:"Reaaaaaaaaly? "

Nami:"Why don't you go piss off somebody else? "

Jamie:"I tried talking to Kalifa but she just wanted to know how you sue for sexual harassment. "

Nami:"Why am I not surprised? "

Jamie:"So are you crazy? "

Nami:"No! "

Front Garden, 3:12 PM

CG:"We're here! "

Erase:"Great! Everybody give a round of aplause to. . . Jaden! "

Jaden:"Hey! "
Silence.
Erase:"Not a single clap? "
Tashigi:"Not likely. "
Jaden:"Whatever. "
Erase:"Well said. "
CG:"Well, who's ready to wrestle? "
Erase:"Not that that matters since you're all going to do it. "

Jaden:"If you look over there you'll see a wrestling ring and a cage full of bears. "
The bears growled loudly. Nami took a cautious step back.

Erase:"As you can see, there are only 3 bears. "

Nami:"Wait, wait, wait. That means only a member of each team will fight with the bear. "
Erase:"Actually, I was thinking tag teaming, but in your case that's what's likely going to happen. "

Jaden:"The rules are like this: You go in, kick the bears ass and then get out. You can switch with your partner at any time. Whoever takes the longest fails. The two teams who do win will participate in tomorrow's race. Does everyone get it? "
The six of them nodded.

Erase:"Okay, let's start! Sanji and Nami! "

Nami:"Wait, why do we always start? "
Erase shrugged and pointed at the ring. Sanji jumped on it and fixed his tie.

Sanji:"Bring it. "

The crew brought a bear into the ring. The bear growled loudly and pounced at Sanji. Who kicked it to the stratosphere.
Erase:"And that was. . . 0, 006 seconds. "

CG:"Daaaaaaamn. "

Jaden:"Zoro and Tashigi. "

Zoro unleashed one of his swords.

Zoro:"Be right back. "
He jumped into the ring as the bear was let in.
Erase:"What's he-OH GOD, THE HORROR! "

CG:"What the hell is he doing to that poor bear? ! "
Jaden:"I. . . I think it's dead. "
Erase:". . . 0. 006 seconds. It's a t-tie. "

Zoro came back covered in blood.

Erase:"I guess Luffy and Robin are next. "
Luffy jumped onto the ring. The bear was already there.

Luffy:"Whoa, Mr. Bear! "

The bear just stood there glaring at him.

Luffy:"Hey, it must be good to be a bear! I mean, you just sit around and eat honey and meat! Wow, I want to be a bear! Can I be a bear, can I can I? "

And he kept talking until the bear smacked him and went back to his cage, facepalming.

Erase:"And the bear quit the match. "
Jaden:"Yet Luffy loses due to being too slow. "

CG:"I guess that's it. "
Jaden:"Why did I have to be the guest in such a boring chapter? "
Erase:"Shut up and go clean my room. "
Jaden:"What, why would I-"

Erase:"Dooooo eeeeet! "

Jaden:"You know what? NO! I will not be just another guest star! "

He took out an M16 and pointed it at Nami.

Jaden:"Move and the girl dies! "

Erase:"Fine, do it and see if I care. "
Jaden and Nami:"What? ! "

Erase:"Even if you kill her I'll still be the author and I'll still be able to undo anything you do! "

Jaden:"What, seriously? "
Erase:"Uh-uh. "
Jaden:"You mean it? "

Erase:"Oh yeah! "

Jaden:"So. . . If I burned the house down? "

Erase:"I'd fix it. "
Jaden:"Destroy all life in the garden and then put salt on the earth. "
Erase:"Fix it. "
Jaden:"Stole everyone's clothes? "

Erase:". . . "

Jaden:"So? "
Erase:"Wait, I'm thinking. . . Yeah, I'd fix it. But just so they wouldn't die of hypothermia. "

Jaden:"What if I pushed Luffy into a swimming pool? "
Erase:"Fix it. "

Jaden:"Shaved Kalifa's head while she was asleep? "
Erase:"I wouldn't fix it, for humorous effect. "

Jaden:"Oh, well, that makes sense. What if I dug up a hole in the middle of the living room? "
Erase:"Fix it. "

CG:"Okay, I'm going to interrupt here. Well, it's the end of the show. Everybody, don't forgot to vote! "

Erase:"Yeah, and cheers to my mate Boneyboy, of the Boneyboy and Curleyblue duo! And also, Jaden's creator! "
Jaden:"Cheers. "

CG:"Remember, if you don't vote Ezzy can't write the story! "
Erase:"So if you like this story, please do review and vote! Well, see ya! "