Authors Note: Gosh, I keep forgetting to write these. Where does my head go? Meh..anyway. Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters..

In this chapter I just like make Kuhn out to be a complete perv..I feel a little bad about that..just a little. So I want to say sorry to all the Kuhn fans, and maybe Saku fans too if I wrote something you didn't like. Another thing, I tried to make the Avatar fighting as close as possible to the games, I was surprised to find out how much I'd forgotten about Avatar fights from Vol 1. ANYWAYS, enjoy!

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Saku sighed as she entered Tetha Beautiful Falling Song along Kuhn. She hadn't seen much of the steam gunner, and for that she was glad. Every time she looked over at him, he'd give her a odd huge grin, that reminded Saku of a lion looking at its prey. But one of those evil sex-fiend lions that don't eat, but rape their pray. She tried not to look at Kuhn. But it didn't work long because he walked over and tapped her on the shoulder."So where do you think the AIDA is?" The creepy man asked

She sighed. "In the Beast Temple of course. It's always there because they want to waste as much as your time as possible. So they make you run around the whole area, getting beat up on by monsters."

"Why?"

"Because they want to make it difficult for you. Plus they are sick meanies who get off on it."

"I see...speaking off getting off, you character is cute" Saku wondered if he knew that she wasn't a real person, and that the player behind her was a boy. Nah, if he knew he wouldn't come on to her...or would he?
"Listen you perv!" She yelled, "I'm a underage kid! And plus, even if I was an adult I wouldn't want anything to do with you! I'm in love with Master En! At this point Saku turned away, and little hearts came out of character as she went into great detail of the purity of her and Endrance's love.
Kuhn blinked and asked, "And why is it that Master En can love a kid and not be a perv, and me, who just said your character is cute, is a child molester!"

"Because he's hotter then you!" Kuhn's little heart broke right then and there, he sighed and started limping toward the closest alter, Saku cheerfully following after him, telling him each and every reason why Master En was hotter and better then him.
Standing in front of the Beast Temple, Kuhn looked up at the sky.
"And his hair much better then yours. Speaking of which why exactly is your hair in a ponytail? Are you trying to be a girl or something? Cause. it's working you know, I'm not sure if you a guy or a girl." Kuhn looked down at the PC and replied.

"I'm pretty sure I'm a guy. Wanna check me out?" He asked pointing to his pants.
Saku's eyes became huge and she screamed like the little girl she was.

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She ran into the Beast Temple screaming her lungs off.
Kuhn chuckled and did a little victory dance "I'm back! Ladies of 'The World' Beware! Rawr!" He cheered and ran into the temple after Saku.

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When Kuhn entered the Temple he was greeted by Saku's yell as she transformed into Gorre.

"YAHHH!" The girl's avatar patterns flashed, and made Kuhn raise a hand to shield his eyes from the bright light. When he opened his eyes again, Gorre with both it's characters was facing an Helen type AIDA.
"Let's go!" Saku yelled and Gorre charged forward toward the AIDA.
The words Painful Blow flashed above Kuhn's head, as he watched the fight.
"Take that!" Gorre's attack hit dead on, but before they could move, the fishy monster struck Gorre with its tail.
"Ahhh!" Saku and Bo cried out. The AIDA prepared the ram them, but Saku shot a volley of energy shots at the creature and it roared angrily.
"God! Your so annoying, Shut up!" Saku screamed and punched the creature, which went flying away from her.
Bo took control of Gorre, and flew around the area shooting bubbles. "Stay back..." He warned. Unfortunately for him the AIDA didn't. It quickly swam over, popping all his bubbles and ramming him in the side.
Saku regained control, just in time to receive the beating from the AIDA, which slapped her with it's tail and shot a bunch of Pascal Bullets at her. Saku and Bo screamed in pain as the thing attacked them.
"Now it's time for..." Kuhn said to himself as his avatar pattern began to shine.
"Come on!"My MAGUS!!!!!!!!!" A bright flash came from Kuhn's body, and he transformed into Magus. Magus quickly glided over to the AIDA and flew around it, using his Unforgiving Bud attack to surround it with a whole bunch of time bombs. Magus then grabbed Gorre and flew away from the area. A huge explosion rang out and Magus let go of Gorre and faced in the direction of explosion.
"Are you okay?" He asked Gorre

"Yeah.." "Yup!" They replied.
"Good." Magus smiled.
It was then when the AIDA appeared in view, racing toward the avatars.
Magus roared and charged toward the approaching AIDA. When he was sure the AIDA saw him he took an extreme right and flew that way until he was sure Gorre wouldn't be attacked, then he turned around and used Flash of Green, which filled the area with a whole bunch of lasers that hit the AIDA of many parts of its body. It didn't stop the monsters rush though.
"This is going to hurt.." Magus winced and braced for impact.
"DIE!" Saku yelled as she hurled her skirt at the AIDA. The AIDA was hit many times, and became stunned by the attack.
Gorre quickly flipped over and was taken over by Bo, who flew around Magus, protecting them both with his bubbles.
"Stay back!" He yelled, and this time the AIDA did, Bo finally had enough time to charge up his attack. He rushed over, grabbed the AIDA and held him out for his sister. "Saku!" She jumped out from her place on the underside of Gorre and "Come-on come-on come-on come-on come-on!" She yelled as she beat the stuffing out of the monster. Then with one final blow she sent the monster flying.
"Farewell!" Cried Bo who waved at the monster, much to his sister's disproval, and she took over for him again.
The data around the AIDA broke away and Gorre saw her chance.
Gorre shifted so that both Saku and Bo were together on top.
"Move over!" Saku yelled and hit Bo "Ow!" He cried.
"Don't just stand there! We gotta get out there and win!" She shouted, pointing at the Helen AIDA.
"Alright!" Yelled Bo, and the two grabbed hands, which created their data drain cannon. The AIDA started to come out to its daze, but Gorre hit it with Data Drain before it could get up and attack them. The Avatar area faded and Saku was left holding a virus core. Kuhn sighed and stretched and looked over at Saku.
Saku gave a heavy sigh and walked over to Kuhn.
"Thank you for saving me..if you weren't around I.." She looked up at him. "...Would have had a harder time defeating it."

"Heh, you don't owe me a thing. A gentlemen like he has to save the beautiful girl from problem. It's my job." He said sexily and winked at Saku."But if you really wanted to you could call me Kunhie."
She rolled her eyes. "Yeah yeah, whatever.. Let's get out of here, I want to get back to Master En...and Haseo too." she added the last part softly so he couldn't hear her, she had an appearance to keep up, she was the Supreme Master En fangirl, she couldn't like Haseo.
She marched her way out of the Temple, with Kuhn following after her. Kuhn crannied his head to see if he could see under her skirt as they walked. He smiled to himself because he could indeed see under her skirt.

"You coming Kuhnie?" Saku asked when she reached the gate.

"Wha-" Kuhn blinked. "You called me.."

"There debt paid off, now lets go!" Saku yelled, her face turning a little bit pink.

"Are you blushing?" Mr. Ladies man asked.

"N..no! Of course not!" She screamed "If your just going to stand there, I'm leaving you" She said shortly and gated out.

Kuhn chuckled. "She wants me."