Just so you all know I've decided that Naruto and Gaara will follow through the whole story, and kind of be like the mainpersons/narrators... And there's nothing you can do about it MUHAHAHAHA!!!!


"And he spent a lot of time with Sasuke when we were in the sand village, you can't deny that", Naruto screamed out in the middle of the movie theatre.

Gaara and Naruto's discussion had continued even though Gaara did his best to keep his best friend quiet during the movie.

"That's because they were training together", Gaara tried to say as quite as he could while glancing around to make sure that no one was disturbed by Naruto's new fixation… everybody was disturbed. "Can you be a little quite now, so we can watch the rest of the movie?"

"And by the way, I think that Sasuke is gay too", Naruto continued on without noticing the sigh that spread through the room. "There is no other reason to why he hasn't hooked up with one of his fangirls already."

"What fan girls are you talking about?" Gaara asked who actually was starting to get a bit interested in the conversation.

"What, haven't you noticed the giant group of girls that screams ´SASUKE, OH SASUKE YOU'RE SO COOL´ every time he walks into a room."

By this point so had everyone in the theatre given up the thought of watching the movie in peace and was instead following Naruto and Gaara's conversation, some of them even thought that it was more interesting than the movie they had come to see in the first place.

"But in that case, I also have fangirls. Am I gay just because I'm not together with one of them?" Gaara said thinking that Naruto might realize how stupid his theory is and end the discussion.

"Well yes… Aren't you gay?" Naruto asked quite confused.

"No."

"Really, I always thought you were."

"I'm not."

"Oh…"

It was dead quiet in the room as the two friends stared at each other. One of them with a confused look and the other one with a deadly stare. Then finally Naruto dared to speak again.

"Well if you are, you know I don't have a problem with it.

"I'm not."

"We will still be friends even if you're gay."

"I'm not gay."

"Oh… right."

The room went dead silent again.

A small whisper was heard from behind their seats "I thought he was gay as well." Gaara decided to redirect his deadly glare from Naruto to the person behind him.

"Well just because you aren't gay doesn't prove that Sasuke isn't", Naruto said proudly.

"Sasuke isn't gay!" someone yelled from the back of the theatre. "He loves me."

The two boys turned around to face blonde girl who were completely dressed in pink, who had just screamed at them.

"Do you know him?" Gaara asked.

"No… but when he meets me, he's going to love me!" the blonde girl answered.

"And I thought my fangirls were annoying", Gaara said to Naruto.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" she yelled at him.

"This seems familiar somehow", Naruto said to Gaara completely ignoring the crazy fan girl.

"It's like having another Ino and Sakura", Gaara answered also completely ignoring the fan girl that was just growing more and more irritated.

"I'm not like Sakura and Ino! They're just jealous and won't admit that Sasuke loves me!" the crazy fangirl screamed while climbing over the seats to get closer to Naruto and Gaara.

"How can he love you if he doesn't even know who you are", Gaara asked when she had reached them.

"Yeah, don't you think that's a little schizophrenic", Naruto said which really made her snap.

"I'M NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC! Sasuke will marry me one day and we will have three kids together!" the ultra crazy fangirl screamed.

"Oh fucking hell, it's like there's a club for all these crazy idiots", Gaara said with a sigh while trying to figure out the most efficient way to kill the ultra crazy fangirl.

"You're not crazy just because you're a member in the `Sasuke Lovers Fanclub´", the fangirl continued to scream.

The two boys turned around and looked at each other once again, this time both slightly confused.

"Does Sasuke have a fanclub?" Naruto asked even more confused than for a couple of moments before, when he had his little… discussion with Gaara.

"Well, DUH!" the fangirl said like it was the obvious thing in the world.

"The `Sasuke Lovers Fanclub´?"Gaara asked. "You got to be kidding me? That's the most ridiculous name I've ever heard."

"Well you try to come up with something good, it's not so bloody easy", the crazy fangirl with attitude problems said.

"Hey, maybe Lee can join their fanclub?" Naruto said.

Gaara decided to hit him in the head with a bucket of popcorn.


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