Hi everybody ^^ Garuto's back ;P Garuto's sorry that you had to wait so long for this chapter but Garuto got addicted to Tetris xD
During the same time as Gaara had his minor mental-breakdown and was being comforted by Temari, so were Naruto dragging Lee to his first fanclub meeting.
"Naruto-kun, why is it so important that I attend this meeting?" Lee asked as Naruto almost pulled his arm of when he was trying to make Lee go faster.
"Well don't you wanna meet other people that feel the same way as you do for Sasuke?" Naruto asked him while turning another corner refusing to admit that he was lost.
"What are you talking about Naruto? I thought everybody felt the same way as I do about Sasuke."
Naruto stopped right in his tracks and stared at Lee completely chocked.
"What?"
"Well… everybody looks at him in that way. Even you do Naruto-kun."
"I don't look at Sasuke in that way!" Naruto screamed out loud and started to back away from Lee like he just had seen a ghost.
"Yes you do Naruto-kun. Maybe not as much now but you did it all the time when we were genin. I thought that was why you always wanted to fight him."
"NO! I just wanted to fight him to prove that I was stronger than him", Naruto yelled out.
"Oh… I see."
The sound of the two boys fight had reached a young blonde girl ears that had poked her head out through a door.
"What the hell are you two doing here?" she screamed at them.
The two boys turned around and looked at the young girl who stood in the doorway starring at the boys with unexplainable rage. Naruto who immediately recognized the crazy fangirl froze in fear and shock, while Lee who didn't seem to be affected by the fangirls murderous look smiled at her.
"We're looking for some kind of fanclub", he answered her while walking towards her still not disturbed by the fact that their presence was clearly not wanted. "Maybe you can help us", he continued with an even bigger smile.
"Lee what are you doing?" Naruto whispered to his friend clearly concerned. "Can't you tell she's out of her mind?"
"Naruto that was an extremely impolite thing to say to a young woman. You can't just call her crazy for no reason", Lee answered way too loud which made the crazy fangirl twitch in anger. "It isn't her fault that she hasn't come into contact with the great power of love and friendship, and that's why she is acting dysfunctional."
"That's it! You're going down!" the extremely violent fangirl answered as she ran towards the two boys with a baseball bat. The two ninjas easily got away from the girl by jumping onto the roof of a nearby building.
"GET DOWN FROM THERE", the ultra crazy fan girl screamed at them and suddenly there seemed to be hundreds of girls from the age of 12 to 16. Some of the girls that had come out of the same nearly burnt down house that the crazy fangirl had tried to calm her down, a few had noticed Lee and Naruto on the roof and the rest of them just ran around like decapitated chickens while screaming at the top of their lungs. All of the different voices blended into a loud shriek until a high pitched voice was heard above all the others.
"Naruto what are you doing here?" a pink haired girl screamed from the street and made everybody else silent and turn their heads towards the place that Naruto and Lee were standing.
"Sakura-chan", Naruto said and jumped down from the building. "I was getting worried that you might not be here."
"How did you know that I was going to be here in the first place?" Sakura asked while trying to drag Naruto away from the clubhouse so he wouldn't embarrass her in front of all her "friends", but Naruto stood his ground and refused to move.
"Well at first so did I and Gaara meet "miss personality-problem" (points at the crazy fangirl) at the movies and she told us that you were going to be here, and it just seemed like the perfect way to get Bushy Brow into the club", Naruto said while smiling at Sakuras chocked face.
"Does Lee want to join our club?" Sakura carefully asked. Everybody else was completely quiet and just watched the three persons (Lee had also jumped down from the roof) that were standing in the middle of the street.
"Sure he does, don't you want to join Lee", Naruto turned and asked Lee that was standing next to him.
"I guess so…" Lee answered, not wanting to disappoint his friend.
"Well then…" a loud but incredibly high voice said from inside of the clubhouse.
Everyone turned to the doorway where there now was a short VERY young girl wearing a robe, that resembled the one that Gaara used, except that her robe completely pink with small hearts and flowers on it. All of the fangirls that was standing by the door moved and created a path from the door to the place where Lee and Naruto was standing, before they fell down to their knees and bowed to their leader.
The small girl walked towards the two friends in ridiculously high heels that she couldn't walk in properly. She stopped right before Lee and stared at him before she spoke again.
"If you want to join our club then you have to prove yourself worthy", she said with a loud voice and made all the fangirls gasp.
"But mistress, do you want Lee to take… the TEST", Sakura asked from the ground where she was bowing. A louder gasp was heard from the fangirls.
"What are you guys talking about?" Naruto asked confused while his eyes darted from Sakura to her "mistress".
Sakura stared at Naruto like he was retarded before she chose to speak again.
"We can't just let anyone join our fanclub, stupid."
"But you know Bushy Brow", Naruto answered her and pointed at Lee. "Can't you help?"
"Naruto… It's not about that. Lee have to prove that his feelings for Sasuke is real before he can get the privilege of joining our club", Sakura said with a sigh. "Only we with true feelings for Sasuke and a pure heart can join the `Sasuke Lovers Fanclub´."
"You mean like "miss personality problems"?" Naruto managed to ask before Sakura kicked him into one of the other buildings.
The mistress had watched all this highly amused, before she finally turned to the group of fangirl that still was bowing by her feet. She climbed up on a trashcan so that everybody would be able to see her 144 cm tall feature.
"Listen up everybody", she yelled out with her annoyingly high pitched voice. "A young boy has come to us today and wishes to be part of our society, but to grant his wish he has to take… the TEST."
Another loud gasp was heard from the fangirls before they started to run around and prepare for the grand ceremony.
Naruto that had regained consciousness by the mistress's high pitched voice looked up on the fangirls that was running around and building a stage inside of the clubhouse where the ceremony would be held, and only one thought went through his mind.
"What the…"
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After just ten minutes so had the clubhouse been turned into a temple with a circle in the middle of the room that was lit up by candles. The fangirls had taken down the pictures of Sasuke that had covered the and replaced them with statues that they only used at special occasions like when someone would take the TEST, Sasukes birthday, when Sasuke get his hair cut, when he answers a hello from one of the fangirls… the list goes on.
Naruto and Lee was blindfolded so they wouldn't remember the way to the clubhouse from the road outside and taken into the redecorated clubhouse where they were parted. Lee was taken into the middle of the circle while Naruto was left standing by the wall with the rest of the fangirls who were going to witness the ceremony.
Naruto ripped off his blindfold the moment the fangirls stopped pushing him further into the room and noticed the huge Sasuke statue that was standing beside him.
"Woah, what's up with that thing", Naruto screamed out while eying the statue up and down.
"Beautiful isn't it", a brown haired girl that looked to be about 14 years old, who were standing on the other side of him answered him.
"How can a statue of Sasuke be beautiful?" Naruto asked with one of his childish grimaces.
"Hmm… you should know that sister Ino and I were studying Sasukes features for hours before making this statue. It's as close to the original as you can come", she said like it was a matter-of -fact statement.
"Yeah, and that's why it's so ugly."
One of the fangirl that overheard Narutos last statement passed out of shock.
"Wait… what do you mean with "sister Ino"? Are you two siblings?" Naruto answered the brown haired girl without any notice of the unconscious girl behind him.
"No, of course not. We call everybody in this fanclub `sister´."
"So wait… when Bushy Brow has joined then you're going to call him your SISTER?" Naruto asked with the biggest grin ever seen.
"Well…"
"Hey Lee! You're a GIRL from now on" Naruto yelled to his friend that was standing in the middle of the circle facing the mistress, without taking any notice of what the brunette was trying to tell him.
The room went silence as every fangirl present turned their heads and stared at Naruto.
"Hehehe…" Naruto nervously laughed.
They kept staring.
"Anyway… It's time to begin the ceremony!" the mistress screamed out with her arms up in the air and all of the fangirls started to cheer.
The mistress held up a hand to quiet down the fangirls before she continued to speak again.
"Rock Lee… It's now your time to begin your journey that you're going to take with all your sisters in this fanclub. But first you have to take… the TEST! Are you ready?"
"I will do what I must", Lee answered her.
"Very well then. On what date every month does Sasuke always cut his hair?" the mistress asked.
"What?" Naruto thought.
"On the fifth", Lee answered her.
"How did he know that?"
"What is Sasukes favorite colour?" the mistress continued.
"How is that in any way important?"
"Blue."
The questioning continued in the same pattern for about a half hour, and Naruto started to become more and more worried. All of the fangirls were standing around the circle completely fascinated of what was happening in front of them. Suddenly it all stopped.
"Congratulations Rock Lee, you have completed the first part of our test" the mistress screamed out and almost managed to make Naruto deaf.
The moment the words had escaped the mistresses' mouth all of the fangirls started to cheer and started to dance around with full sized Sasuke-dolls, and sacrifice flowers and food to the statues that were placed around the room. Those of the fangirls that still remembered what they were supposed to do during a ceremony lifted Lee up and started carrying him into another room. Naruto tackled his way through the room towards his black haired friend, but was keeping to get pushed back by the celebrating fangirls.
"Lee we have to get out of here", Naruto screamed at him trying to be heard over the many high pitched voices that filled the room.
"What are you talking about Naruto-kun? These girls are so warmly hearted and nice. THIS WHOLE ROOM IS FILLED BY THE POWER OF YOUTH!" Lee screamed out towards his friend and the entire room screamed out in joy by the last statement.
Naruto realized that his friend was beyond saving and ran out the door and down the street, during the time the fangirls carried Lee into the next room where the ceremony would continue.
Woah... Garuto actually managed to scare Garuto... And everyone else O.o