DO NOT OWN ANY TWILIGHT CHARECTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE IS ONLINE!!!!!!!!!!!
Edwardslover: I'm bored!!!!!!!!
Shortstuff: me 2
Shortstuff: want to go shopping?
Edwardslover: will you drive the actual speed limit?
Shortstuff: come on!!!!!!!!
Shortstuff: fine!!!!!!! You're lucky Jasper isn't home!!!!!!!
Edwardslover: yah yah! Let's go!
Halfandhalf: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shortstuff: what?
Halfandhalf: hang on, let me get the whole family! * shouts everyone's name extremely loud*
Hottiewithabody: jeezuz! Girl, you got a voice!
Halfandhalf: not the point! Is everyone here?!?!?!
Edwardslover: yah
Wannabehuman: yah
Hottiewithabody: yah\
Hotmindreader: yah
Girlywolf:yah
Leechlover: yah
Totalhottie: yah
Wickedawesome: yah
Torturedsoul: yah
Perfectmother: yeppers!
Halfandhalf: THERE'S A BOOK ABOUT US!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hotmindreader: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Halfandhalf: Well, I heard Aunt Alice talking about Twilight, and it made me curiouse.
Halfandhalf: It reveas our secret, it's from mom's point of view, and if you ask me, the 4th book is pretty disturbing.
Edwardslover: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU SERIOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S TERRIBLE!!!! WE HAVE TO BURN EVERY COPY, NO ONE IS SUPPOSE TO KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING!!!! * realization* I mean no one can know our secret!
Hotmindreader: HAHAHAHAHA finaly I get to hear what Bella was thinking!!!! *victory dance*
Perfectmother: *sigh* Edward you are such a child! I think we sould all read the books, then we can have a proper family discussion over the computers.
Wickedawesome: Great idea honey!
Perfectmother: why thank you!
Hottiewithabody: *gagging noises* gag me with a spoon!
Girlywolf: wait, how many books are there?
Halfandhalf: four, I recommend not reading the fourth book if your gag reflex is high, or if you want to save yourself from mental scaring.
Leechlover: *whiny voice* do we have tooooo?
Girlywolf: Yes dweeb, we have too!
Halfandhalf: there's even a part of the 4th book from Jake's point of view. It's kind of creepy.
Totalhottie: Thank you, Nessie, I feel loved at this moment
Halfandhalf: well you should!
Girlywolf: HEY! *rolls eyes* you guys are like Seth and Embry fighting over who's turn it is to have the wireless controller for Halo! * sigh*
Leechlover: SO NOT TRUE!!!!!! We play halo 3 thank you very much!!!!!!!!!
Girlywolf: whatever dweeb! Like it makes a difference, there both pointless!
Leechlover: are not! There fun, but you wouldn't know about fun! You wont even tell the person your in love with that you love him!
Girlywolf: I sware to god if you tell anyone who that is I will murder you! As in not living anymore!
Leechlover: as in kill me dead! I know, I've heard it before *sigh*
Girlywolf: don't make me get you!
Leechlover: bring it on!
(Leah puts her status as away)
Leechlover: OK OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!!!!!!!!!
Leechlover: ok ok I get it, you didn't have to pull my hair, damn, I think you took off a piece of my ear, how hard did you pinch!
Girlywolf: hard enough for you too think twice next time!
Totalhottie: ok you guys! Now who's being immature?
Girlywolf: still you!
Wickedawesome: OK! We need to read the books, so everyone get o there rooms and start reading. Emmet and I will switch rooms.
Hottiewithabody: WHAT!?!?!?!?! WHY!?!?!?!?!?
Wickedawesome: because I don't have to be Edward to know what you were thinking.
Torturedsoul: PERV!
Hotmindreader: oh! You were thinking the same thing, well, yours was more complex!
Shortstuff: OK! Are we done talking about people's sex lives! I wanna read the books!
Torturedsoul: one sec! Like you weren't thinking about wasting some time with Bella!
Halfandhalf: DOESN'T ANYONE REALIZE I AM THEIR DAUGHTER, OR THEIR NEICE, OR THE FACT THAT I'M ONLY 3!!!!!!!!!!!
( All sign off except nessie)
Halfandhalf: That's it! I'm going to get my own house!!!!!!! Ewww, my parents need to be quieter!
Halfandhalf: OMG, SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!!!! I CANT GET UP!!!!!!!!!! MY PARENST DON'T KNOW I'M HOME!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* STARTS SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY*
(Alice signs on)
Shortstuff: what are you crying about?
Halfandhalf: I'm stuck in my chair, and my parents don't know I'm home, an really bad mental images, and lots of noise!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shortstuff: I'M COMING SWEETHEART!