After writing this I think I want to kill myself
Sasuke woke up again but not in a McDonald's parking lot. No it was much worse. He had awoken in the arms of another man. But not just any man the man that had turned Sasuke Uchiha into an ass bleeder. Sasuke turned to look into the face of the man that had brutally raped him. Sasuke would not beable to ninja for nine months after the incident for he was mpreg.
Suddenly Naruto stirred and realized that he had forgot to dump Sasuke's feminine form in a river. Naruto quickly used Rapist no Jutsu and his body quickly changed shape. He no longer looked like that manly orange haired ninja. Now he looked more like a Mexican. His eyes met Sasuke's and for some reason Sasuke blushed. Mexican Naruto went in the kitchen and came back with twelve sausage links. He then savagely began implanting them into Sasuke's anus.
Sasuke couldn't help but be turned on. He loved breakfast meat. Suddenly the image of Naruto flashed into Sasuke's mind and Sasuke yelled "Narutooooo" the 'Mexican' stopped what he was doing. Then he took a dump on Sasuke's chest because he was just so domineering. Then he ran out. Sasuke hadn't a clue why. Naruto sprinted out of his house no longer a Mexican but the usual ninja. The thought running through his mind "Did Sasuke just yell out my name. What could it mean?" Then he saw Sakura so he ran up to her and slammed her face into a hen's hutch. Her face was now streaked with tears as was Naruto's soul.
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