My eyes opened wide in shock as I slowly turned around to find none other than Itachi standing there, leaning against my bathroom wall. He wasn't wearing the nice dress shirt and kakis from earlier, but he was now wearing some faded blue jeans and a tight white t shirt.

I glared at him as I dried my hair with another towel and said, "What the hell do you want?"

He chuckled lightly and a small smile graced his lips, "What's stuck up your ass?"

I blushed lightly as I imagined Itachi's dick sliding in and out of my…NO! This is exactly what isn't supposed to happen. I shook my head trying to get rid of the mental image I was having, and all the dirty thoughts that followed it.

I closed my eyes as I combed through my hair and sighed, "There's nothing stuck up my ass, but I bet there's something stuck up yours. Why are you here?"

"Because," I jumped when I felt his hot breath against the back of my neck, "I wanted to spend some time with my little brother."

"Yeah well I don't want to spend time with you!" I started walking out of the bathroom but just as I was about to walk to the door, he grabbed my arms and pulled me back to him, then securely wrapped his arms around my waist.

Shit shit shit! This is what I didn't want to happen. I don't know why he's holding me like this, or why he wanted to see me, but I do know that he needs to let me go, because I can feel his hard erection against my ass.

"Let me go." I demanded as I pulled away from him and ran to the door this time. Suddenly I felt a rush of cold air hit my body. When I got out to the hallway, I tried to pull my towel up. Wait, where is my towel? I looked down and saw that my body was completely nude. When I turned around, I saw Itachi standing there against the door, holding my white towel up with one hand.

"You certainly have grown up, haven't you Sasuke?" His eyes traveled down my body from head to toe, lingering at my torso. I walked over to him, snatched the towel from his hand and put it in front of my dick.

"Fuck you, Itachi," I mumbled as I walked into my room.

But before I closed the door, I heard him yell, "Yeah I know you want me."

And when I turned around to give him a piece of my mind, he had already disappeared down the hall.

"Sasuke, dinner!" I heard my mom yell from the kitchen.

I groaned as I rolled over on my bed. The last thing I wanted to do right now was face Itachi. He's my brother, he's an ass, and I can't think straight when he's around.

He has been acting really strangely lately. First his stupid ass stunt today in Algebra. Then he was in my bathroom. Oh shit, how long was he there? A blush spread across my cheeks like a wild fire as I thought more about it. Oh god…did he here me masturbating? Did he hear me moaning? Oh god no…what if he SAW me?

I was brought back to reality when I felt someone's hot breath on the back of my neck and a husky voice say, "Didn't you hear mom calling you, little brother?"

I shot up so fast that the back of my head slammed into Itachi's face and I cracked his nose. He screamed in pain and held his nose in his hands, falling onto my bed. I scrambled off the bed and looked down at him. He looked like he was in so much pain, it wasn't even funny. But I couldn't help but laugh.

"What da jell wis swo fwunny?" He asked as he groaned in pain and got into a more comfortable position on my bed. To me, it sounded like he said what the hell is so funny.

I kneeled down next to him and smirked, "Nothing, I just haven't seen you in pain for years. It's about time you got hurt."

He glared at me as he closed his eyes again in pain. When he opened them back up, I saw that they were watery. The smirk on my face immediately turned into a frown.

"Hey, Itachi, are you okay?" I asked worriedly as I tried to take his hands away from his nose, but he kept them firmly in place. I sat on top of him, with one leg on each side of his body.

"Itachi..." I murmured as I used all of my strength to grab his hands and finally, I pulled them away from his face. Just as he tried covering it again, I held his hands in mine and pinned them above his head. My face was very close to his, my lips only a few inches away.

His eyes gazed into mine, and I could see something like…love and lust reflected in them. Then I realized what position we were in and quickly let go of his hands. I got off of him and looked away.

"Are you really okay?" I asked quickly, not meeting his eyes. I glanced over at him quickly to see him sitting up on the bed, rubbing his now red nose.

"Yeah…it just really hurts," He mumbled as he stood up and walked over to me.

"Oh, well let's go then," I started walking to the door but I felt him grab my hand. It was warm and I felt a wave of warmth go through me.

"Sasuke, why are you avoiding me?" He asked curiously.

Honeslty, how much of dumbass was he?! Hmm I don't know, maybe because he just randomly decided that he was going to teach health today, used his dick instead of a banana, made everyone put a condom on it, walked in on me in the shower and god knows what he saw or heard, and to top it all off, he took my towel and saw me naked! And this clueless brother of mine has the never to ask me why I'm avoiding him?

I turned around and glared at him, "Are you really a dumbass?"

His eyes narrowed and his jaw was tense as he replied, "Why are you avoiding the question?"

"Why are you avoiding mine?" I shot back.

"Because it's a stupid question."

"So is yours."

"Your making this a big deal."

"Do I look like I care?"

"Boys!" My mom yelled from downstairs.

I glared at him and before I could say anything else, Itachi's soft sweet lips were on mine, and it was the most amazing kiss I had ever had. But as fast as it had started, it ended, and when I came to my senses, he was already gone.

When I walked into the kitchen, my mom gave me a funny look before saying, "It's about time you came down here. Oh my! Your red sweetie. Do you have a fever?"

She came over to me and touched my cheek then my head to check if I had a fever.

Oh mom, if only you knew. No way in hell was I about to tell her that Itachi just kissed me. I could hardly believe it myself. When I glanced around the kitchen, I saw him sitting at the table, and I made a mental note to sit at the opposite end of the table.

"Honey, could you set up the table for me, please?" My mom asked sweetly as she handed me the plates and the silverware. I nodded my head and slowly walked towards the table.

I felt Itachi's gaze watching my every move as I set up my spot, then mom's. When I looked at him, he had a small smirk on his face and said, "Little brother, would you mind setting up my spot?"

I glared at him, walked over to where he was sitting, and slammed his plate on the table. Thank god it didn't break, but it did have a huge crack going down the middle. He stared at the plate in disbelief then glanced up at me. I gave him an I'm-not-playing-with-you look before I walked over to my spot and sat down.

Finally, mom walked in and set down the shrimp and rice. She looked back and forth between my serious expression and Itachi's amused one.

"Well…this is nice," She said as she sat down at the table and started scooping some shrimp onto her plate.

"Yeah real nice," I mumbled under my breath as I reached to get the rice, but my instead of grabbing the cold, hard bowl, my hand felt something warm and soft. When I looked up, I saw that it was Itachi's hand. We gazed at each other for a minute, before I decided it became too tense. I grabbed the bowl away from him and threw some rice onto my plate.

"Mother, did you know that Sasuke received a 17 on his math test?" Itachi asked innocently, although I could see that his eyes were anything but innocent.

She smiled at me and said, "Oh that's my boy! I'm so..."

"A 17 out of 100," He elaborated sweetly, smiling at me the entire time. I sent him a death glare.

Last week, we had to take an algebra test, but I wasn't prepared. I had stayed up all night reading a yaoi, then I jacked off, and I fell asleep. When I woke up, I had 10 minutes to get to school, and I was laying on my bed, naked and sticky.

"Dissapointed in you!" She yelled as her sweet smile turned into a disappointed frown.

I slammed my fork down on the table and stared at Itachi.

"Mom, Itachi taught health today," I announced, just as sweetly as he had moments ago.

His amused smile suddenly turned into a look of shock and horror. Yeah I finally had the robber cornered.

She looked at him incredulously and said, "Itachi, you don't have a degree to teach health to students…"

He looked at her and gave her a reassuring smile, but it didn't meet his eyes as he said, "I was allowed to for today. They asked me to do a small lesson."

He gave me a look that said I should really shutup before he beats the hell out of me later. But I thought that for once, it might be funny to push his buttons.

"He taught us how to use a condom," The smile never left my face as I continued, "and he claimed we ran out of bananas, so he decided to use something else instead."

My mom looked interested in this conversation now. Itachi's eyes were pleading for me to stop, but I didn't want to.

"What did you use dear?" She asked him as she took a small bite of her food.

"A dildo," He lied smoothly. I glared at him and crossed my arms, "I decided that they needed to use something other than a banana," he never took his eyes off of me when he said, "since not everyone's is shaped like one."

I blushed slightly and looked away. He won this round. I didn't want to give my poor mom a heart attack because her son let the class use his dick as an example.

The rest of dinner was silent, and I couldn't wait for it to be over.