A/N: So sorry I took this long. My computer got screwed up so I had to format it and I lost everything. I'm officially a junior now, and i have so much homework it's overwhelming but I managed to do some during my free time. I'll upload more though. Promise.

Bella POV

"Again?" Emmett harrumphed and sat down in one of the chairs around the dining room table; only Nessie and Jacob got to use this table to actually eat on it, but now our behavior was supposedly reckless, therefore we had been forced to several sessions of what we are not allowed to do.

"Yes again" Carlisle assured. "And it'll continue this way until we get out point across"

"140 is enough" Rosalie complained.

"No, it's not" Esme commented, sitting next to Carlisle. "Now everyone be quiet and don't complain"

141. Do not sign Leah up for

142. Adding the phrase "uh huuuh" after the end of every sentence is completely annoying.

"Darn flabbit" Emmett said. Rosalie turned to look at him with a "you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me-look" on her face. Emmett shruged. "It annoyed Edward"

"Whatever you say hon"

143. Acting out the musical "Rocky Horror Picture Show" only annoys the neighbors, as well as any other musical for that matter; ESPECIALLY high school musical.

144. Alice is not your fairy god mother neither will she turn a pumpkin into a limosine.

145. Do not sign up for "Big Brother", "True Life", or "Wife Swap"...especially wife swap!

146. Emmett, la la land doens't exist; it's a song, and Alice is definitely not the president.

147. Whistling to Jacob and calling him 'come here doggy doggy' and the petting his head will make him shift out of anger.

148. Vampires can't get a tan, don't try to prove it otherwise.

149. Putting a 20 letter plus number password with an electronical device with voice recognition on the door of your room does not give you more privacy.

"How did you find out about that?" Alice complained. I pressed my lips together although I knew that guilt was going to be evident on my face. Alice glared at me. "Bella!"

"Hey!" I said. "You were torturing my daughter"

"I so wasn't I was giving her a makeover"

"She kept calling for me and Edward" Edward nodded agreeing with what I said. "Besides, I only told Edward, he was the one that went to tell Carlisle and Esme".

Edward's eyes widened. "Bella!" He complained.

"Oops" I said smirking.

"I. Hate. You" Alice said slowly.

"Love you too sis" Edward snickered.

150. Do not play eenie, meenie, miny, moe to decide who will bat first when we play baseball.

151. Trying to throw Alice a surprise party is pointless...especially when she tells you she knows already.

152. Replacing Alice's porsche for Toyota Corolla and claiming that Esme hates her car and decided to change it and made Jacob smash it will get all three of them in a really bad mood.

153. Emmett, do not burst out singing: "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift while everyone is watching TV.

Rosalie immediately grabbed the pen from Carlisle's hand.

... And don't sing it in front of Rosalie. Or just, don't sing..at all...please.

We all snickered and Rosalie handed back the pen to Carlisle.

154. Doing a countdown from January 1st to December 31'st is forbidden, especially when Jasper yells: 345 days till new year!!!

155. Humming the Pink Panther's theme song when Bella walks into a room is pointless.

156. Do not pretend you're 007 and talk in a British accent, and DO NOT buy a gun.

157. Painting yourself in red and standing in front of Jasper saying: "Look Jazz! I'm bleeding" will only make Jasper mad and you'll end up without a body part.

158. Don't deattach our body to make a "vampire vasectomy"

Nessie giggled histerically. "Oh God, that was hilarious". Emmett rubbed his shoulder.

"I swear it still hurts" he sniffed. Rosalie rubbed his back soothingly. Nessie was already on the floor laughing.

"Renesmee Carlie Cullen Swan!" I called. She immediately got up in shock. "Apologize to your uncle...NOW!"

"Sorry Uncle Emmett" She looked down and the pout in her face was almost irresistable.

"Of course I forgive you Nessie" Emmett smiled and moved to hug her. Renesmee started laughing again.

"YEAH RIGHT!"

Edward and I sighed at the same time. "We raised her wrong didn't we?" I sighed again and nodded.

159. Singing the Two And A Half Men theme song is not allowed, especially when Rosalie, Alice, and Bella sing it.

160. When Rosalie bends over to grab something don't yell "MY EYES ARE BURNING MAKE IT STOP!". Jacob.

161. Sabotaging Renesmee's homework so her elevens look like a penis and her eights look like butts is stupid.

Rosalie started laughing non-stop.

"I knew it was her" Nessie mumbled. Rosalie smirked.

"I can't believe you didn't know it was me" I felt the urge to laugh but I kept it to myself, trying not to make Nessie upset.

"The teacher send me to a psychologist!"

To my surprise, out of all people, Edward burst out laughing and I couldn't help it; I joined in.

"Priceless" Emmett high fived Rosalie and grinned.

162. Do not laugh at Renesmee's disgrace...or any other one of our disgraces.

163. The Fiddler In the Roof is the most annoying movie ever,

164. Don't say: "My tummy is growling" when you're thirsty.

165. Do not mix all the languages you know and make them into one, example: Ich t'ame so mucho.

A/N: (I= Ich -german-....t'ame: love you...so: DUH!!!!!...mucho: a lot...Yes I speak spanish, english, a little German, and I know t'ame cause my mom speaks french)