A/N: Thanks for all the reviews! Thanks to Neko Syaoran for the idea!

Poland: OMG YAY! What did Neko want?

A/N: You'll just have to wait and see! It'll become pretty obvious soon though. *cough*go shopping crossdressing*cough*

Chapter 3: Shopping with Feliks

Poland loved shopping. When he wasn't watching My Little Pony, reading magazines, or visiting Lithuania, he was shopping. It was his guilty pleasure. "Liet~! I'm going shopping now. You should totally come too." Feliks stated.

The two were sitting together watching a random chick flick Poland had bought and Lithuania was almost enjoying himself. Then, Feliks mentioned the 'S' word. That was one of the few words that made Toris want to gag. Then again, most things Feliks said made him gag. Before he could protest, Feliks grabbed his arm and dragged him out the door towards the convieniantly placed mall next door.

Toris looked at his blonde captor and sighed. Feliks must have been planning this. He was wearing a blue mini-skirt and had a pink t-shirt on. He only wore that outfit when he went shopping. After a moment of walking aimlessly Lithuania was dragged into a small store. The walls were pink, the floor was pink, everything in it was pink... or insanely girly. "This is where I bought my skirt Liet! I'm going to buy you one! Then we can like, be twins!" Poland explained.

Lithuania sighed and was dragged to a small wrack near the back of the store. It was covered in skirts. Short skirts, long skirts, black skirts, blue skirts... in other words, there were a lot of skirts. Feliks began to rummage through them, looking for something in particular, while Toris tried to escape. However, whenever he got a few steps away Feliks would pull him over to look at something. Before long, the Lithuanian was shoved into a small dressing room with muliple skirts. "Try them all on then show me!" Feliks commanded, "I think they'll all look great on you!"

When the door shut, Toris sat on the small chair and sighed again. "What's taking so long Liet? If you want, I could like help you." Poland offered.

"N-no! I'm fine!" Lithuania stuttered.

He picked up the nearest skirt. It was red and looked really short. The brunette removed his jeans and slid on the skirt. He took in one more deep breath of air and walked out of the change room to show Feliks. "OMG! That one looks amazing on you!" the Polish abomination screamed, "It would go great with this top!"

While speaking, Poland threw a blue shirt to Lithuania. It had a wierd floural print and looked really girly. "It's nice Feliks..." Toris lied.

He was shoved back into the change room to put on the top. When he was done changing, he looked in the mirror. It was horrible. He looked like a brown haired version of Feliks. This was a living nightmare. Lithuania exited the change room to show the Pole. "Oh! I saw some shoes that would look totally cute with that outfit! I'll like, go get them." Feliks said, running in a frenzy to the other end of the store.

When he returned, Feliks was holding a pair of blue flats. He thrusted them at Lithuania and forced him to put them on. They were okay, other than the fact that they were GIRL'S shoes. "Oh Liet, they look great on you. Now just stand still while I, like add the finishing touch." Poland commanded.

Feliks went rummaging through his purse and pulled out a small pink tube. Toris tried to run, but unfortunatly Feliks grabbed his arm and stopped him. He opened the pink tube and pressed it to Lithuania's lips, smearing it around. When Feliks was done his new method of 'torture' Toris looked in the mirror. Now he had pink lip gloss on. Great...

Poland payed for the clothes while Lithuania was still wearing them. That meant he would be stuck for the rest of the day wearing girl's clothes. This day just couldn't get any worse... Then again, it could. They finally left the pink hell hole. "Can I go home now Feliks?" The Lithuanian asked hopefully.

"No! Don't you know that when you go shopping, you like, have to get something to eat! It's just how it works Liet." Poland explained.

After sighing yet again, Lithuania was dragged off toward the nearest McDonald's. "By the way Liet... You have great legs! The skirt looks way cute on you!" His captor said.

They finally had entered the McDonald's and were standing in line when Lithuania felt someone touch his shoulder. Then a familiar voice came from behind. "Toris? Is that you?"

He whipped his head around to see he was face to face with Russia. "Uh... H-hi Ivan..." Lithuania replied nervously.

"Sorry Ivan, he's with me today! You can have him tomorrow." Poland said in his usual annoying voice.

"Oh okay! Just send me a picture of Toris! His outfit is cute, da?"Ivan said cheerfully, "Have fun shopping! You won't be able to have fun for long..."

The last sentence was muttered however and with that, Russia was off. Lithuania wiped his hair out of his eyes and smiled. He was so relieved Russia was gone. He wasn't a bad guy or anything. Just a little creepy. As if thing's couldn't get worse... they did.

"Estonia~ Why is Lithuania-nii dressed like a girl?" A familiar little boy asked.

That little boy was none other than Latvia. "Well Latvia, when you are gay you do things like that." Estonia explained.

"What? I'm not gay!" Lithuania screamed.

After more arguing Lithuania told Poland he was going home. Poland obliged this time, under one condition. They watch the end of there chick flick. He never did tell Lithuania that pictures of him in a skirt had showed up on facebook.

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A/N: I think I did okay on this chapter... I could have done better I think.

Lithuania: Yeah! Make it better by not having me cross dress

A/N: Sorry Liet, no can do.