A/N: Thanks again to Neko Syaoran for help. Sorry it took so long... I got a bad case of lazy XD also I have writer's block so this'll be realllllly short~

Lithuania: So what am I gonna be forced to do this time?

A/N: You two are going to a book store.

Lithuania: Well that doesn't sound too bad...

Chapter 4: The only book you can judge by it's cover's name is Feliks

After finally recovering from his last traumatizing experiance shopping with Feliks, Toris couldn't believe he was taking his friend shopping with him. Then again, they were only going to the bookstore. It's not like Poland could ruin that. "Oh my God Liet! I can't believe you're like, taking me shopping." Feliks said happily.

"It's only to the bookstore... I need to get a new book to read." Toris muttered.

Feliks skipped through the aisles of books humming. Lithuania just ignored him and walked to the Romance Novel aisle. Yes people. That's right. Toris went into the Romance aisle. He picked up the first book and opened it's pink cover. It seemed like a good story. Probably a bitter sweet romance that would leave him in tears by the end of the story, but that's what he liked. His moment of bliss from finding a book was interupted though when the usual blonde moron ran over to him, clutching a magazine. "Liet, you gotta help me! Why does this magazine, have like non-see through plastic on it and 'X's?" Feliks asked.

Toris just looked at him in awe. Poland was so stupid! Everyone knew those magazines were dirty and only France would read them. "Put it back Feliks. France is the only one who's into those magazines, if you know what I mean." He replied.

It was even more amusing to see Feliks' blush as he understood what he was holding and ran to put it back. Lithuania picked up the book he had found again and checked the price. It was a good deal, so he decided to buy it. First he would have to get Feliks though. He walked to the magazine rack where Poland was sitting and kicked him lightly. "Come on Feliks. I'm done. If you want a magazine choose fast and I might buy it for you."

His green eyes glittered at the sound of his dearest Liet wanting to buy him a magazine. Poland grabbed some teen gossip magazine and handed it to Lithuania. "Is this one, like, okay?" he asked.

Toris nodded and took the magazine. "Oh my God Liet, is that a romance novel? I never thought you would be into them. That is like, totally shocking!" The Pole yelled as soon as he noticed the pink book in Toris' hand.

"It's not for me! It's a gift for... ummm... Hungary!" The Lithuanian lied.

"But Hungary totally doesn't read like, sappy romance novels... She like, reads yaoi manga." Feliks added.

So Feliks wasn't as stupid as he looked. "In that case I'll give it to Belarus!" Lithuania said.

"She'd rather a knife. Also, don't hang out with her. Last time she totally, like broke all your fingers." Poland stated.

Feliks had backed Toris into a metophorical corner. Now Poland would tell everyone that his little Liet loves romance novels. Lithuania could try torturing the blonde into not telling, but he was too squeemish. "Feliks, could you pleeeeeeease keep this a secret?" Toris asked, a complete look of distress on his face.

"Sure," He answered, "But only if we can like, go shopping again."

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A/N: So what did you think? Horrible, good, or random? Just review, but flames are never appreciated.

Poland: IMAGINARY COOKIES FOR THOSE WHO REVIEW! Okay, I like said it. Now where is that totally hot skirt you promised me Miss Author-lady-person?