Not Quite a Fairytale

A request by BlueisLife

By Turquoise-Kitsune

Disclaimer: Harry Potter is being owned by JK Rowling, I is being owned by malevolent spirit in my head.

Warnings: Slash, Gryffindor bashing (except Neville)

Things to cry about: Harry losing his possessions, Karma being a bitch, Homework,

Things to dance around in a circle about: Hermione, Ginny, Ron bashing, DracoXNeville, HarryXRemusXSirius threesome, Karma's evil plan, Dumbledore's lemon drops.

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Chapter 2 - - First Impressions

Harry awakened to blinding whiteness, a twinkle-eyed headmaster and a grumbling matron.

"Wha-?" Harry moaned incoherently, and Madame Pomfrey began checking his vitals.

"Really, the things children get up to these days. Time travel I ask you!" Poppy admonished the poor boy.

Oh yes thanks to the dearest Ronald, Harry had poofed away 20 years into the past and into the afternoon 7th year potion class, sending said class into chaos, only to be halt when the headmaster came down, demanding everyone eat a lemon drop, laced with calming potion and a mild truth serum, shortly after hauling an unconscious Harry up to the infirmary.

Said Harry was currently realizing where he was, or more specifically what time he was in.

"So Dad, Mum, Siri, Remi, Sevvie? They're all here? In their teens??"

Albus beamed, "Oh so you're James' child? I imagine Lily's the mother? Well then I suppose it's a shame they're away right now, out in Norway with Peter…"

"They're all gone?" Harry asked put out.

"Oh no, no. Everyone else is here, Sirius and Remus, and even Severus. Though I do find it strange that you are aware of him. James and he had the most amusing rivalry, along with Sirius,"

The headmaster chortled on, Harry eventually – deemed healthy by Poppy – along with Albus wandering around Hogwarts ignoring the bewildered gaze of many students at the slightly senile old man and a supposed new comer. But of course Harry's luck had it that they ran in on the most interesting confrontation.

"Sevvie!!" Harry shrieked in delight racing out onto the Quidditch pitch, ignoring the Remus and Sirius who seemed terrified that someone was hugging Snivillus, let alone someone who was a cute rather feminine version of James…..except more attractive, with his silky mussed hair, wide innocent green eyes, tan skin, and petite stature, the Boy Who Lived To Kill He Who Is Not To Be Named And Become Delicious had girls and boys swooning all over the place. Severus of course was also shocked that there was James look-a-like clinging to his waist. Lucius who also happened to be there at that moment used the opportunity to glue his mouth to his fiancés, Narcissa Black.

Harry slid off and beamed, then frowning,

"Wow, Sevvie you're really much littler than before…"

Severus glared, "Look who's talking midget," Severus Snape was a respectable 6'2, though nothing on his soon would be 6'9. Harry pouted, causing Narcissa to thump Severus and coo at Harry's cuteness, clutching him to her ample bosom.

Sirius finally gained control of his mouth shouting loudly, "Why? Why has James become so shockingly adorable, and more lovable than me, even after he has shrunk to minute size?!" Everyone stopped for a moment, blinking slightly, before the James look-a-like, glared evilly, who happened to be very indignant about his size.

Detaching himself from Narcissa's arms, he marched over to his 17 year old crush and promptly kicked him in the shin, then pushing him over into the conveniently placed lake behind him. Sirius stumbled out sloping water everywhere, completely drenched. The picture had everyone nearby rolling around in mirth, Remus included. Sirius pouted, while Harry beamed innocently,

"Well at least you look cute wet..." before he skipped off toward Albus who was sitting on a bench twiddling his thumbs, sucking absently on a lemon drop.

"Bye Sevvie!!" and Harry left with Albus once again blabbering about something or rather, leaving everyone in the yard slack-jawed, until Remus asked the question on everyone's mind,

"Who was that?"

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Harry was finally introduced at dinner, when he and the headmaster marched in completely immersed in a completely serious debate on whether Lime drops were better than Lemon drops. They then suddenly became aware of the pin-drop silence in the great hall. Albus simply beamed and lead Harry up to the teachers table before the wide-eyed stares.

"Good evening school, it's my pleasure to inform you that our school will be playing host to this lovely young lad…………and I assure you he is male. For those of you wondering, yes he is a time traveller and yes his parents currently go here, but they're at Norway right now, Oh I do wonder how they are. I hear Norway has the most lovely snowfall except it's autumn…" Albus's rambling was cut short by Minerva's loud cough and a sharp glare.

"Oh, right, where was I? Oh, This is Harry everyone and I expect everyone to make him feel welcome. He will be taking classes with you and will be staying in the-what dormitory do you want to stay in Harry?"

Harry, still rather affronted by the Gryffindors in his own time opted for the next best option,

"With Sevvie!!"

"Then Harry will be in the Slytherin dormitories, now on with dinner everyone," Albus's eyes twinkled and Harry wandered down to the Slytherin table and plonked himself on Severus' lap, helping himself to Severus' dinner.

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After a Severus' dinner Harry was escorted to the Slytherin common room. Bombarded with questions of the future, he was immediately friends with everyone. Anyone who can sit in Severus Snape's lap and live is a hero, even though our hero is already a hero………but the Slytherins don't know that. Harry was lead by Severus to their new room shared with Lucius, three to a room, king beds dressed in black and silver silk, individual closets for each bed, bedside drawers, even an en suite for each room, only the best for the Slytherin prince, the resident potion master, and the newest little beauty.

As the crowd finally dispersed, Harry turned in for bed, followed by Severus, while Lucius sneaked out to visit Narcissa. The raven moaned at the silk sheets on his skin.

Mmm, isn't this interesting 20 years in the past…….with Remus and Sirius… Harry smirked

Young hormonal easily seduced Remus and Sirius. Might as well make the best of the situation...

And our hero slept with a smile on his face, dreaming of his fair loves.

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I know, I know, months and months with no update!! But here it is and my second clue!!

Severus is not having a relationship in this part of the story because his lovers aren't there in this time!!

So there's your clue and REVIEW!