Mario Meets Jack Black!
"SHUT UP!" Mario yelled while he was in a two room apartment, while Luigi was giving the dog a blowjob.
"What did I do?" Luigi asked.
"Nothing, I'm just mimicing this Jack Black soundboard I found on the computer."
"Ya know" Said Mario, "I'm getting pretty tired of all this Jack Black Bullshit." Mario put on his coat and went out the door into the rain. Mario found Jack Black Laying on a bench without a shirt and he had a beer can in his hand. "You fat peice of shit, get up!" Mario yelled. Amazingly, Jack did a cock pushup and did a backflip and landed perfectly and yelled "IS IT TIME TO ROCK!"
"No, it's time to get kicked by flaming balls!" Jack Black instantly took out an axe shaped like a guitar from his ASS. Mario pulled out his record player and turned on the Mortal Kombat theme.
"MORTAL KOMBAT! dun dun dun dun duna..." All night Mario and Jack Black fought. When Jack black landed on his ass, he just farted to jump back up. If he landed on his stomach he used a cock pushup to get back up. Jack Black was undefeatable! Mario had an idea. He took out a "SMASHBALL!" Mario slammed it onto the ground and it goes "FATALITY" Mario goes up, hit him in the face, bends down and twisted Jack Black's balls right off. "Fatality" Man, I'm glad I'm not that guy. Jack black fell flat on the ground and could not use his boner to lift him up off the ground. Mario spits on him and walks away. A couple days later Mario saw Luigi watching t.v.
"Hey, GUESS what, Mario!"
"What now?"
"Jack Black is suing a guy in blue overalls with a red had on. I wonder who that could be, Mario."
"Oh shit!. Luigi pack up your things, we're going back to the mushroom kingdom."
"Buy Why!" Luigi whined.
"Just pack your things, you dumb shit!"
Letter to Jack Black: Dear Jack Black, if you read this and you are offended by this than I swear I will give you my first Name and you can write a sick com about me. My Name: *insert name here*, and another thing, I say "Bro" all the time.
Your Biggest Fan, *insert name here*.
The end.