I pouted at Jiraiya as he smiled down at me. The schedule was just barely out of my reach as I jumped up and down trying to get it. Naruto and Haku were grinning making me look down... this skirt was not made to jump in. I blushed crimson and stopped jumping.

"You people suck!" I cried angrily my face still red. Suddenly the door opened and Kiba walked in. His eyes widened when he saw me.

"B-Bu-But! You're a girl!" He cried shaking visably.

"So..?" Jiraiya asked snaking his arm around my waist.

"Kiba...? Are you still scared of me? That was months ago!" I laughed making his face darken.

"I can't go anywhere near janitor closets... not anymore." He growled making me stop laughing.

"Scary..." Haku murmured echoing my thoughts. I glanced at Kiba's pale face then snickered.

Everyone stared at me oddly making me finally notice that Jiraiya was currently holding my schedule in reach. I snatched in away then giggled running out of the office. When I escaped into the crowded hallway filled with boys I paled. I left my bodygaurds in the principle's office...

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I glared and walked through the crowd looking for Gaara. He was supposed to give me the key to Kankuro's safe that held all those beautiful collectable American Girl dolls and Barbies! I noticed a flash of pink and walked toward it as a reaction. It was a girl to my surprise. She looked a little scared as the boys gazed at her in lust. What pigs! I grabbed her arm swiftly and led her to the club room.

"Where are you taking me?" She didn't seem scared as she stared at me curiously. Her large emerald eyes captured my faded purple.

"The club room... Who are you and why is a girl here?" I asked getting annoyed by how cute she looked. She was making my brain fuzzy... Dear God I came to this school because women freak me out so can you please kill her? Thunder would be nice but drowning would be better! Several cuss words filled my head. Oops. God doesn't sound pleased with me.

"I'm Sakura and I came because I wanted to stick with my friends." She grinned then stared at me again seeming annoyed this time. "Who're you?"

"Neji Hyuuga." I replied suddenly freaking out. Why was I helping this cute girl? No idea.

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"How'd you snag the new girl?" a boy with chicken butt hair and dark eyes asked making me glare. Then look confused.

"Wait did you just call me a dead tree?!" I demanded earning several strange stares. "Or did you mean have my wrist in his hand?" I asked slowly embarrassed realizing that must be it. Whoops.

"Sasuke shut up." Neji said simply his grip getting tighter.

"Who are you anyway?" Sasuke asked ignoring him.

"I am about to run away because I have to stop Haku from killing that poor boy." I said simply nodding toward Haku as he wrestled with a boy on the ground. Male ego... Just because you were mistaken for a girl does't mean you should kill the guy!