I'm sleepy... I gtg sleepers after this chapter but I'll prob update 2moror... Zzzzzzz

Chapter 8

Jiraiya's class, Tsunade laughs! what to do?!

My eyes widened slightly as I walked into Health class. Jiraiya was the teacher... and he't the principle. This can only be bad. "Sakura..." Haku hissed looking upset like me. We didn't want some pervert to teach us how to be healthy. It isn't right! "Jiraiya... this health book... it's ichi ichi paradise..." Haku said slowly making Jiraiya stare at him oddly.

"So?" He asked making everyone sweat drop.

"Sakura... please tell me this class freaks you out too." Neji whispered beside me.

"Of course. That book is restricted from our old school's library and now it's required!" I cried making everyone stare at me.

"Sakura Haruno! Don't tell me you actually wanted to read that crap!" Haku shouted acting like my mother if I had one.

"Not really but it was annoying to find out I wasn't allowed to read something." I answered getting bored. "Jiraiya you better make this class interesting."

"Whatever. Sai you need to be Sakura's partner today. She seems to have developed an attitude while you don't appear to have any emotion." Teach remarked making me stick my tongue out at him.

A boy with black hair and dark eyes walked up to me. He was holding a 'how to make a friend' book in his hand as he stretched out his other. "I'm Sai. Can I call you Lame as a nickname? Good friendships are able to give their friends nicknames!" He said with the biggest fake grin I've ever seen.

"If you let me call you Mr. Man then sure!" I smiled making him stare at me blankly.

"Fine." He growled then crossed his arms and sat behind me. I ignored the pouting boy and looked around the room. Finally I noticed Kiba. He chose the farthest corner from me in the entire room. I just grinned at him making the poor boy whimper.

"Sakura Haruno you are required in Tsunade's office in the middle school." Sasori said from the door way making Jiraiya spring into action.

"No! She can't take her! She can't take my favorite student!" He cried holding onto me tightly.

"There there Jiraiya! I'll be back eventually! I have to graduate from this school remember?" I asked making him look at me with the creepiest happy face I've ever seen. I sighed and left the room. Sasori escorted me to the limo then laughed.

"Reminds you of the old days doesn't it?" He asked making me snicker.

"We used to do so many horrible things to everyone in school!" I laughed as he opened the door for me.

"You know Sakura... I'm starting to miss having you arou-" Instantly I slammed the limo door and told the driver to go.

When I got to school Tsunade was with two very nice looking police officers.

"This is the 30th time today we've caught you drinking during school hours." Anko sighed making me laugh. It's sad when I know all the police officers names.

"That's it?" I asked making Anko laugh too.

"Yea we caught her on a good day too. Hey Saku-chan she wants you to bust her out again. Do you have the money?" Anko asked making me sigh and pull out my wallet.

I handed her the bills and sighed once again. "You're going to steal all my money away while you just buy more and more sake." I muttered making Anko laugh.

"At least she owes you enough to do some pretty big favors! She practically owes you her life!" The officer laughed making me smirk.

"Huh you're right. I can probably use that to my advantage~!" I said and started to skip to the limo.

I'm too tired to make this that funny but yea you need to remember this chappie... this chapter took too long... too many pauses for downloads... I just wanted to write this chappie then go sleeperz... Zzzzzzz -curls in ball- ni night