"I mean, don't you think it's a little strange?" Xigbar asked leaning against the kitchen counter. Marluxia and Larxene were sitting at the counter on stools. Larxene was stirring her cup of coffee and Marluxia was sharpening his scythe.
"No, not really," Larxene said sipping her drink.
"Coming from someone who's room is next to Roxas's, I'm sure you're use to it," Marluxia said with a smirk.
"Those two fuck each other all night and at random times during the day!! I'm so sick of hearing 'oh god Axel, harder!'," she said imitating Roxas almost perfectly.
"No wonder you always have a foul attitude, you never get any sleep."
"Anyway," Xigbar said sitting, "Zexion and Demyx together is just weird. How on earth could Zexion make Demyx happy?! Demyx is happy all the time and Zexion is..."
"Emo?" Larxene offered with a laugh.
"That's one way to put it." Xigbar sighed.
"So what are you going to do about it?" Marluxia asked looking up. He dismissed his scythe.
"What do you mean?" Xigbar asked glancing at him.
"If you want the little ray of sunshine, take him." Marluxia tossed his pink bangs out of his eyes.
"What about Zexion?" Xigbar asked sitting up. Saïx suddenly walked into the kitchen, a book in his hands and a look of disgust on his face. "What's wrong with you?"
"Did any of you know Number VI likes bondage?" Saïx asked leaning against the counter.
Larxene practically spit her coffee out. "How the hell would you know?"
"Judging by Number IX being tied up to his bed, I take it he likes bondage." The other three exchanged a glance. "Look, I'll see you later. I need to find Xemnas." He started to leave.
"You going to tell him Zexion and Demyx are hot for each other?" Larxene said with a laugh.
Saïx left the room and called back, "Not exactly."
Larxene laughed harder.
"Great," Xigbar said, "Now that Zexion's gotten in his pants, Demyx will never want anyone else."
"Don't be so sure of yourself," Marluxia said standing, "I say you make Demyx see what he's missing." He smirked.
"I like where this is going. What about Little Man?"
"I'll keep Zexion busy, don't worry."
"Ooo, remind me to bring popcorn," Larxene said with a laugh.
just so you know, Zexion is NOT emo!! he's just depressed.