Wow okay so wow. Edwards a vampire. Edwards a vampire. OMG EDWARDS A FREAGIN VAMPIRE!!!!!! Breath, breath, breath, breath!!!!!! I couldn't even begin to focus on my work. All I could think was EDWARDS A VAMPIRE!!!!!!!

"Ms. Swan." My biology teacher; I forgot his name; asked.

"Yes?" I said looking up at him.

"Do you know?"

"Know what?" I asked with a very confused look on my face. He started to look annoyed.

"The phases of reproduction?"

"Sex has phases?!" I really cute Asian in front of me asked. "Well phase one find hot girl, phase two get her in a bedroom, phase three take off clothes, face four ins…"

"Mr. Yorki that is quite enough!!" Mr. something or other screamed. "Detention two hours today after school."

"Thank you." I mouthed to him when he turned to look at me.

"No prob. I'm Erik by the way." He said and held out his hand. I shook it eagerly.

"Mr. Yorki want to make that three hours?"

"No sir." Erik responded and faced forward.

"Now Ms. Swan as I was sayi…"

"Bing, bing, bing." Off goes the bell signaling the end of third period. I gathered up my books and walked out. Erik was waiting at the door.

"My names Bella by the way."

"Nice to meet you Bella, but I already knew that." Edward said with a cocky smile. Erik just looked scared and started to walk away.

I turned towards Edward. "Actually Edwin I was talking to Erik." I told him and faced Erik. "So Erik you didn't know sex had phases."

"Um…. I…. I was just covering for you. Sex really doesn't have phases." Erik responded as we started to walk away, leaving Edward leaning against the wall stunned.

"Actually," Edward started to say, easily catching up with us. "It's Edward not Edwin and sex does have phases.

I stopped and turned to look at him. "I care because? Let's go Erik. By Edwin." I said as Erik and I walked away.

"I can not believe you just said that to Edward Cullen." Erik said.

"I thought it was Edwin." I said loud enough for his vampire hearing to catch. "So…" I said. Just do it Bella. He obviously likes you just ask him out. "So I was wondering if you wanted to maybe see a movie tonight." I asked him. He looked shocked.

"Sure!" well he sounded happy. "Here's my number 214-864-7946 (I just made up a number I don't advice calling it). I'll call you, but I got to go. Bye." He said as he walked to his next class.

I turned the corner and there leaning against the door to my last class was Edward Cullen. I stopped in front of him. "What do you want Cullen?" I asked with just enough venom in my voice.

"Ouch. That hurts you know." He said holding his hand to his heart.

"Bite me." I said as I started to walk in the room.

Before I knew it I was leaning against the wall with him over me like a cage. He was leaning in for my neck. "You don't really want me to bite you, do you?"

He was trying to scare me but it wasn't working. I put my hands to his chest, wow he had muscles. I pushed him away from me.

"No I don't think I want that," I said tracing his lips "All over this." I said pointing to myself. He wrapped his arms around my waist and started to lean in when I pushed him away. "Once again," I began "I don't want all this," I said tracing his lips "All over this." I said tracing my lips. I left him standing stunned and walked into my class.

All right there you go.