Ok, I know you are all mad at me for not updating for so long. I am dreadfully sorry for my lazyness and writers block and stuff. Please don't kill me. Again I'm sorry. On a happier noteI FOUND THE NOTEBOOK OF INSANITY!!!! It was in my English folder, why it was there I do not have any idea at all. I would like to dedicate this chapter to my friend Ariel, for helping me write this chapter. I also would like to thank my friend Danielle for helping me write this too.
Disclaimer: Do not own anything… I wish I did, but I don't.
Chapter 5: Things Get Confusing
-In Dublith-
Greed: So, you know that kid in there? Oh, and by the way, that 'girl' with the green hair… is a guy. My step-son to be exact.
Naruto: A guy!!! Are you serious!!!
Marta: Ahem. Step-son? O.o
Naruto: Oooh…you're in trouble
Greed: Marta, about that…
Marta: Greed… I don't want to hear it
Naruto: (laughs) at least it ain't me this time
Gaara: (sees Naruto and walks up to him) Don't I know you from somewhere?
Naruto: (looks away) umm… nope, don't think so
Gaara: Oh, yes. You are that loser from the Chunin Exams.
Naruto: (angry) I am not a loser. I can beat you any day any time.
Gaara: You want to try it?
Naruto: (still angry) HELL YEAH, BRING IT ON!
-Before Naruto can blink, he and Greed are trapped in a bubble of sand-
Naruto: DARN IT!!!
Gaara: So, you still think you can beat me, loser?
Naruto: (looks down at his body) Gaara get me out of this sand now!
Gaara: Shut your trap…
Naruto: Make me!!!
Gaara: (squeezes sand harder) Fine
-Naruto attempts to jump out of the way. Greed just stands there looking bored-
Gaara: I don't think so Uzumaki (lifts another hand and wraps sand around Greed )
Greed: So you're Gaara. Right? Nice to meet you. Im Greed.
Gaara: Nice to meet you too. (does sand coffin and expects Greed to die)
Greed: Um.. Marta, I think this pipsqueak is trying to kill me...
Marta: Gee, you think?
Greed: Seriously, Marta. I think you should be more worried if someone is trying to cause me bodily harm…
Marta: (sighs) idiot. In case you've forgotten. YOU ARE A HOMUNCULUS! You can't be 'harmed'!
Gaara: (not hearing Marta and getting very frustrated, keeps using sand coffin on Greed) DIE!!!
Greed: Hey, twerp. In case you didn't hear her, I can't die. Try all you want
Naruto: Ha ha!
Gaara: (glare) shut your trap. You are not in any position to be talking, loser
Greed: Are you done squishing me with sand yet, kid?
Gaara: Envy, why won't this cocky bastard die?
Envy: eh… that cocky bastard is immortal, shrimp
Gaara: you could have told me that earlier
Envy: if you were listening, they did moron.
Gaara: Hey blonde chick! I bet he makes for a good stress reliever…
-Gaara uses sand coffin on Greed's head again-
Greed: You done yet, im getting bored.
Gaara: (evil smirk) Alright then… (sends sand over and crushes both Marta's legs)
Greed: Hey Hey Hey! You do whatever the hell you want to me, but if you touch her, you die!!
-Dorochet and Roa start tending to Marta's legs-
Greed: (Grabs scruff of Gaara's shirt) what the hell do you think you're doing!?
Marta: Greed, I'm Fine. (Winces in pain as Dorochet wraps up her left knee)
Greed: Fine my ass! Have you seen your legs recently?!
Gaara: ok are you done talking to your girlfriend or are you going to try to hurt me?
Greed: (throws Gaara into the wall)
Gaara: (gets up, his head bleeding. Makes his sand hover over Dorochet, Marta, and Roa)
Greed: (wraps both hands around Gaara's neck) Don't ---king touch them!! (pins arms to wall)
Lust: Greed, how will killing this kid help? Eventually Marta will die and you will live on without her, the curse of the Homunculus.
Greed: Just shut up you bitch!!! I don't wanna hear from you!
Envy: ooh, I think we hit a sore spot.
Greed: at least people can tell im a guy!
-Conversation has gone way over Naruto's head-
Greed: (stares at Naruto) What?
Naruto: Im confused… so... why is Gaara bleeding?
Greed: you don't know anything do you?
Naruto: I just want to know what happened!
MUAHAHAHA!!! I will probably be updating more often now, I am one of our schools volleyball managers with my friend, so I will write during practices. I do believe this is my longest chapter! Just give me some ideas on what should happen next for the different scenes. Im really stuck on Hinata's. Reviews will be appreciated, Constructive criticism is welcome, and flames will be fed to Zetsu.