OK I know, I am a horrible author who never updates, I'm so sorry. Writer's block sucks!! I thought of this idea while lying in bed tryin to go to sleep. It hit me like a retarded crow running into my window in the dead of night (that was random) I am taking Bonfiore'sGirl's advice and not writing this in script form this chapter. We'll see what happens.

Disclaimer: Don't own a thing, 'cept my iPod, phone, Bible, camera, and my laptop. This and following chapters will include fan fiction logic (making airplanes appear several times in this fic so don't say I didn't warn you)

Chapter 7: CAMPING?!

"Naruto, you are so stupid," Greed said glaring at him. "I'm serious; you have the attention span of a puppy. No offense, Doro."

"Not at all, boss." Dorochet said shrugging.

"Ok, sorry Envy, Lust, you're boring. I'm leaving."

"You're not that interesting yourself, Greed," Envy said and without another word; Envy, Lust, and Gaara disappeared.

Greed stood stationary for a few moments, with a puzzled look on his face, until he finally said, "Alright everybody, back to the bar."

When everyone got back to the Devil's Nest, they all sat around a table.

"Hey Greed, I'm still hungry!" Naruto shouted.

"Quit whining, Naruto. Ok Greed, we're not stupid, what's your idea?" Marta said.

"We need a change of scenery, don't you think, Dorochet? I've had enough of this town for the time being. We should all go camping!" Greed said enthusiastically.

Everyone stared at Greed as if he were insane.

"Come on, this town is so boring. There's nothing to do here. We should go camping somewhere far, far, away."

No one quit staring.

"Camping, is that safe?" Dorochet asked skeptically.

"That sounds fun:" Kimbly said walking into the room." I'll go."

"Camping! No problem. I'm a ninja; I do it all the time"

"It's settled then," Greed said clapping his hands together, "We're going. You people better start packing."

Later

Marta was sitting on her bed with a bag full of clothes.

"MAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

Dorochet ran into her room screaming.

"What is it, Dorochet?"

"You forgot to pack your rubber ducky!" He threw a rubber duck into her bag.

"Dorochet, I don't own a rubber ducky." Marta said picking up the duck and throwing it back to Doro.

"But it has your name on it" Dorochet handed the duck back to Marta.

Sure enough, it had 'Marta' written on the bottom.

"Who would put my name on a rubber duck?" Marta racked her brain.

"Greed, Kimbly, me, Bido… lots of people!"

"But why, who would play a stupid joke like…." Marta stopped mid-sentence.

"I know who did"

Everyone needs some Panic at the Disco in their lives. Ok that was really random. So who says Marta has a rubber ducky. It's up to the reviewers. So Review please! Thanks. See yall later