a/n sooo I havent updated for…long time. So heres more mall fun.

Chapter 8- BPOV

I cant believe I'm doing this. I walked slowly, unsure of my steps. I saw the shiny badge and I nearly turned around there. I turned to look at Edward, who had a smirk on his face, and he motioned me to move foreword. I turned around to se the mall cop looking at me now. I bravely walked up to him and put a confused look on my face.

"Um. Excuse me sir, but can you tell me where the tampons are?" I said slowly, and somehow not bursting out laughing.

"Err. Um, well maybe you should go ask a store clerk, or err, try the pharmacy store?" he said more like a question. The look on his face was p-r-i-c-e-l-e-s-s-!

"Oh, well thanks anyways! I'll try the pharmacy!" I said with a smile on my face. I turned around and started walking back to Edward trying to keep my laughter silent. He had his back turned, apparently laughing, by the shaking of his body. I grabbed his arm and dragged him around the corner where we laughed like little children.

"Oh my gosh!" he yelled, receiving odd stares from passing by people.

My face suddenly turned serious as I said "Your turn." he stared at me his smile fading as he took in my threatening words. I watched as his pupils widened, and then his eyes looked determined.

EPOV

I stood a good hundred yards way while Bella walked up to the cop. I saw his face turn from confusion to humiliation as he told her something pointing towards a store. I looked at where he pointed. The pharmacy! I couldn't take anymore so I turned around, and tried to stop my laughter. After a moment I felt Bella grab my arm and she swung me around a corner where we laughed our heads off.

"Oh my gosh!" I yelled and a woman and her kids gave me silly looks, but I didn't care. Suddenly I looked at Bella and her face was serious as stone.

"Your turn." she said, her arms crossing. I felt my smile fade and I looked at her with wide eyes. Well, I guess she was right. She did her part now I had to do mine. I turned the corner and saw the lady still sitting where she was when we came in. I gulped loudly and turned towards Bella.

"If you see her grab me in any inappropriate way then you run up to tampon cop and get her arrested!" I said pointing a finger in her face. She nodded smiling, and I sucked in a big breathe.

I made my way over to where she sat with her three kids, who were crying and wrestling. They didn't see me coming so when I stopped I cleared my throat. She looked up at me with surprise. Something in her eye changed and she started twirling her black, highlighted hair. That was NOT a good sign.

"Umm." I said and she licked her heavily glossed lips. "I was kinda wondering if you would go on a-a-umm date with…me?" She stood up and she was probably almost two feet shorter than me. She put her hand behind my back and pulled me close to her.

"Where were you planning on taking me, handsome?" she asked, ignoring her kids when they pulled on her shirt to get her attention.

I backed up a little but she followed. Eww. I was completely grossed out.

"We could go to the park next Friday? Here's my number." I pulled a sheet of paper out of my pocket, but I didn't have a pen. "Oh, do you have a pen by chance?" I asked and she finally let me go.

"Matter of fact, I do." she said in a seductive tone. She reached down her pink striped shirt and pulled a pen out of her bra. Oh my God. My pupils got huge I could feel them. Her shirt was a little too short for her plump body and her stomach was showing. Wow, I think I just puked in my mouth. She handed me the pen, and it was warm. I started hyperventilating, but then a idea hit me. I wrote down Bella's number. She would be so mad when she found out but she got me in this mess!

"Thanks!" I said turning around and practically running towards the corner, even though I couldn't see Bella there. Once I got around the corner I saw Bella on the ground shaking. Her laughter filled the air, a sound that I loved.

"I think I'm done with the mall, o.k.?" I said and she finally got up, still laughing but not quite so loud. I couldn't even laugh. I felt like I had been violated.