Hello! I am back! Sorry for the delay, school shopping and what not. I hate school but it starts in FOUR DAYS!! GAH!!! So I might be delayed with updating on it for a while when those days come, but I will try to work hard! FOR THE FANS!!!!

Dedication~ Story to: NJferrel. Chapter to: Sheireen, who thought Pansy's job was PERFECT for her!! :D

Disclaimer~ I do not own Harry Potter, if I did, something else would have gone down in the Malfoy manor basement seventh book ;)

"Harry. Harry love wake up and put on some pants, Pansy will be here any minute now." Draco persistently nudged his sleeping lover until the green eyes fluttered open making Draco's breathing hitch for a moment before he remembered why he woke up his sleeping beauty in the first place. "Pansy's getting ready as we speak, come along love."

Harry yawned and stretched, letting the blankets slip down his bare chest to pool at his hips. Draco grinned and tossed Harry a shirt, underwear, and a pair of pants. He then proceeded to leave so Harry could have some privacy. 'Not that it really matters if I see him getting dressed seeing as I saw him getting un-dressed just a few hours ago' Draco thought smirking.

As Draco poured himself a cup of coffee, he heard the 'woosh' noise and stream of obscenities, the tell tale signs of someone arriving by floo-powder. He smiled and stepped into the living room, to see a very disgruntled Pansy brushing soot off of her robes. She stopped her muttering as he looked up and saw Draco standing there. She gave a grin and swept the brown locks out of her face. She raised her arms in a "hug me now" sort of way and waved her hands at him, motioning him forward.

"Dray-Dray Babay! I have missed you like nothing you have no idea. It's been hell. Madame L'Enfant does nothing but have me make her tea and adjust her shawls. Luckily, I have been sneaking behind her back during her once a month spa treatments and, setting up a few couples of whom have written back and thanked me for being so good at what I do, as well as send me flowers or chocolates or some sweet thank you gesture of the sort—AND may I add that bangles look wonderful on me and that incense embers are my best lighting." Pansy finished her speech, taking what seemed like the first breath since she arrived and looked around. She wrinkled her nose slightly before asking "I don't suppose you have an interior decorator do you?" She eyed the green sofa and matching love seat disdainfully before shaking her head and going to the kitchen, sitting in one of the chairs as though it were a thrown.

Draco rolled his eyes, amused at his friend's entrance. He pulled out his wand from his pocket and flicked it at the counter, sending two glasses of wine shooting across the room to land gracefully in front of the tablemates. Pansy sniffed the alcohol before taking a sip.

"Do you like my Romanee Conti?" Draco asked, nodding towards the wine. Pansy nodded before gulping the sip in her mouth and adding;

"Orgasmic, truly." Draco chuckled and looked to the door, wondering what was taking Harry so long. "Yes, I was about to ask where your little boy toy was, is he avoiding me? Dray-Dray never.... But then where is he? Shall I go fetch him?" Pansy smirked and made to stand up, but Draco stood half up and grabbed her wrist.

"What are you to doing in our kitchen?" Came a voice from the door. Pansy and Draco turned.

Harry was leaning against the doorframe in an untucked shirt that fell mid thigh length over dark skinny jeans. His hair was messier than usual due to the fat that he had just woken up. His orange button up shirt had been rolled up so that the sleeves were at his elbows and his cheek was currently resting on his hand against the doorway.

Pansy stood and grinned.

"Well, I see that your appearance is currently the least of our problems!" She said, smiling as she went forward and wrapped her arms possessively around him. She smiled as he stood awkwardly pressed to her as she took a deep sigh, before pulling his head back and looking at him.

"Look. At. You. Aren't you piece of work, I tell you what never in a million years if someone had told me that Draco was going to end up with you I would have told them 'Draco's hot but he's not that hot' I mean... Damn. This brings to mind the question of why all hot guys are gay or catholic." Draco was now sitting at the table blushing as his best friend fawned over Harry. Tugging at his shirt, mussing his hair. He sat for two minutes or so before clearing his throat.

"Harry love, I'm sorry if I woke you a little early today."

Harry grinned "I actually expected you earlier, what took you so long?" He asked looking at Pansy. She threw her head back and laughed.

"Ry-Ry hunny, I need to put all the time and effort in to myself that I can if I want to drink wine at nine In the morning." She grinned then took Harry's hand and pulled towards the table. "Now, come sit, we have some things to discuss."

Harry smiled warmly at her and followed. Harry had always liked Pansy. Most of the wizarding world knew that he and Draco were friends because some reporter had leaked it out after seeing them have lunch together after the war, but some had been... less understanding then others. Ron for one could not see how Harry wanted to be friends with a slimy snake like Malfoy. He didn't speak to Harry for several days, which is one of the reasons Harry wanted to keep the relationship a secret; he didn't want to lose his friend again. Pansy on the other hand had welcomed him with open arms. Saying that a friend of 'Dray-Dray's' was a friend of hers. Harry had been invited over to her house for tea along with, surprisingly enough, Ron and Hermione. Ron had refused but sent a 'polite' thank you note. Hermione had come along for Harry's sake, and now she and Pansy were becoming frequent correspondents! (Hermione's term for friends.) Of course Pansy still had not told a soul about Harry and Draco, and swore she never would.

"Harry? BABY!" Harry jumped in his seat.

"So sorry, what did you say?" Harry asked looking towards the two slytherins who smirked.

"I was just about to list all of the requirements to be a suitor." She said. "Are you ready?" They both nodded at her to continue. She took a deep breath and holding up her fingers, she began to recite from memory (clearly she was good at what she did.) the list.

"Noble blood in at least the last five generations." Harry nodded he had that. His father's grandparents had been countess and a duke in spain.

"Well known history of the subjects- that means Draco's- family." Draco nodded, he could teach Harry that.

"A knowledge of noble laws and traditions." Once again Draco nodded because he could teach that to.

"You need proper etiquette Harry dear, and not to be rude, while you are very cute when sucking on the end of your fork, your table manners hardly count." Harry blushed but nodded, he had never really learned etiquette...

"You will need to work on speech, balance, clothing choice, manners, charm, poise, grace, and most fun, for me it is at least, Draco and I... get to teach you how to ballroom dance." She finished the list, sipping her wine and smiling. Draco nodded and looked at Harry who looked a tad overwhelmed. He took the viridian-eyed boys hands in his and squeezed.

"Don't worry love, we have six days! That's... enough. Don't worry, It will be fine, and imagine! A month from now, if all goes well we could be engaged- We could be married! Isn't that worth it?" Draco asked, looking at Harry. Harry smiled at the taller boy.

"Of course it's worth it. It's more than worth it." Draco grinned. Pansy scoffed.

"Sweet as this is, you shouldn't worry in the first place! I mean, That's not all of it! Draco gets to meet with Mamma Nayka and give her a list of what he wants in a man. Just list off Harry! Well, don't say Harry, but describe him! That'll make a huge difference!" She looked at a gold pocket watch clipped to her shawl. "Oh my Dolly would you look at the time I really must be off, but I'll come back tomorrow, say.... Oh I don't know four PM? Sounds good? All right then dears, I'm off." She scooted out her chair before walking around and kissing both Harry and Draco on the cheek before exiting the room. After a few moments the two boys heard the swoosh of the flames and knew they were alone. Harry sighed.

"Do you really think I'll be ready in time?" Draco smiled and stood up, picking Harry up bridal style earning him a yelp from the raven.

"Of course I do, you have, or will have everything on that list before the dinner I promise you. I just wish 'animal in bed' had been on that list, you would have been a certain match." Harry huffed indignantly before leaning up to kiss the blonde. He leaned his head against his chest as Draco sat them down on the sofa with Harry in his lap.

It was gonna be a long six days...

YAY! Finished!! Longer chappie then the others.... OH WELL!! SO I had ALOT of fun writing Pansy's part, I was cracking up because I wanted to make her a classic... Can't think of the right word.... SHe reminds me of my jewish aunt alot.... hmmm.... OH WELL! READ AND REVIEW! If you do I'll.... give you a cookie!! YAY! Any flames will be used to heat up Madame L'enfants spa bath!!!

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