* Hey everyone! I'm lovin' your reviews! Keep 'em coming! And now let's cut back to a certain short brunette who's got it out for Gabriella and who it seems is on the brink of changing her sexuality!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own 'Never Underestimate A Girl'. It's the property of Vanessa Hudgens and her record company.
Alice splashed water onto her face and looked up at the mirror. Then she straightened and whirled around, crying, " Jasper?".
The blonde boy stood in the doorway to her bathroom, smiling.
" Hi, Alice", He greeted her.
" How did you get in here?", demanded Alice.
" Um, the window?", Jasper replied.
" Look, my brother's home so if you'd mind-", Alice began to tell Jasper.
" Love your pajamas", commented Jasper, nodding at the pink panties, white tank top, and knee-length black-and-white striped socks Alice was wearing.
" This is nothing compared to the lingerie in the second drawer of my dresser", stated Alice, pushing past Jasper to get into her bedroom.
" I know", Jasper answered with a smile.
" You peeping tom!", accused Alice.
" I had nothing better to do and I really don't want to leave just yet. Especially after what happened the other night", Jasper explained.
" You listen to me and you listen good. What happened the other night was nothing. We had some drinks and canoodled but that means nothing to me so you can leave", Alice told Jasper, poking him in the chest.
" Why do I feel like you're lying?", asked Jasper.
" I'm not!", argued Alice as she turned to go pull down the sheets from her bed.
" Oh, yes, you are", Jasper whispered as he came up behind her and kissed the back of her neck.
Alice stiffened and turned to face Jasper, a can of pepper spray in her hand. Jasper caught her wrist and they struggled a little, falling onto her bed as they did. Jasper finally wrenched the can of pepper spray from her and threw it out the open window.
They laid there, panting, with Jasper on top of Alice. Alice glared up at him and said through gritted teeth, " You-are-dead".
" Most unfortunately for you, I already am", Jasper answered.
" What?", hissed Alice.
" Yeah, I'm a vampire", Jasper told her.
" Yeah, right", snorted Alice.
" Fine, don't believe me, but you can't deny that you feel something for me", Jasper said with a shrug.
" Yeah, I do. I feel like killing you!", Alice cried.
" Like you want to kill Gabriella?", asked Jasper.
" How-? Have you been spying on me?", asked Alice, bewildered.
" I told you, I have nothing better to do with my time", explained Jasper.
" Great, so on top of being a peeping tom, you're also a stalker", Alice groaned.
" 'Stalker' is such a harsh word. I like to think of myself as your protector", Jasper stated.
" If you've been watching as closely as you say you have, then you know I can take care of myself because…", Alice said then began to sing,
" It takes a girl to understand
Just how to win
She knows, she can
I think it's clear
Who wears the pants
What boy could stand a chance
She makes it look easy
In control completely
She'll get the best of you every single time
Thought by now
You'd realize you should
Never underestimate a girl
Gets anything she wants
She's never gonna stop
( You know it, we know it)
Never underestimate a girl
She's always got a plan
The world is in her hands
She got the lipstick
Puts it together
Boys have it good
But girls got it better
(Watch out)
Your secretary might end up your boss
Whether you really like it or not
She makes it look easy
In control completely
She'll get the best of you every single time
That's right
No, no, no, you should
Never underestimate a girl
Gets anything she wants
She's never gonna stop
(You know it, we know it)
Never underestimate a girl
She's always got a plan
The world is in her hands".
" Do you know how much hotter you look when you're singing?", asked Jasper.
" Have you been listening to the song at all?", replied Alice.
" I get it. You don't need a protector but guess what? I'm not going anywhere as long as you continue to want to hurt Gabriella and Jacob's chances at being in the school musical", Jasper told her.
" Why do you care?", demanded Alice, pushing herself up.
" Because Jacob gave me a considerable amount of money to woo you and convince you to back off", answered Jasper.
" He didn't?!", shrieked Alice.
" Might want to watch your voice. Remember, brother at home", cautioned Jasper.
" I don't give a fuck about Emmett hearing! He's too busy canoodling with the school whore downstairs. Now you tell me and you tell me truthfully, did Jacob Black pay you to get me to not wreck his and Gaby's chances at getting in the musical?", asked Alice, grabbing the front of Jasper's shirt and pulling him close so his face was inches from hers'.
" Alright, I'll tell you but on one condition", Jasper said to her.
" And what would that be?", demanded Alice.
" You. Me. IHOP. Tomorrow evening", Jasper told Alice.
" Seriously? I take you on a date and you tell me whether or not Jacob paid you to seduce me?", snorted Alice.
" That's not all", Jasper said with a smile.
" Okay, let's have it", sighed Alice, sitting back.
" I drive you to school, you kiss me good-bye on the cheek and call me 'Jazzy'", Jasper told her then seeing her look of disgust, added, " Hey, we have to make it seem like I'm working for that thirty bucks!".
" Like my life can't get any worse. I already lost my girlfriend because she thinks I cheated on her which-", began Alice.
" Which you sort of did", Jasper interrupted.
" If I'm going to pretend to date you then you better learn now to shut the hell up", Alice informed the blonde boy.
" Pretending? I thought we were dating", Jasper replied.
" We are. I mean, we're not! I mean… Just get the hell out of my room!", snapped Alice.
" Fine, but I know you want me. I'll pick you up around seven", Jasper told her and in the blink of an eye, he was gone.
" How does he do that?", Alice muttered then went to close the window before getting into bed.
She couldn't believe her luck. The very guy she never wanted to see was now her boyfriend. Or more accurately, her 'pretend' boyfriend. And they were doing this for what? Thirty bucks. How pathetic. Alice would rather die of cancer than be matched up with that cocky bastard that stole her virginity.
Still she couldn't help but think that even for a cocky bastard, he sure was handsome.
* Ooh! Alice likes Jasper! They are so cute! Jasper makes me think of another cocky vampire, Damon Salvatore. The entire time he was talking with Alice, I just thought of delicious Damon. And what do you make of Jacob paying Jasper to seduce Alice? I couldn't believe Jacob would do that! Now let's just see what happens with Alice and Jasper pretending to date. And what about Kelsi? What will she think of all this? I can tell you one thing. Albuquerque is the place to be these days, other than Forks, Washington! Oh, and 3 MORE DAYS TIL 'NEW MOON'!!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!! MY MOM JUST GOT THE TICKETS TODAY!!! So please leave me a review and I'll be back for more awesome storytelling!